I can't believe this shit. Well, I CAN, but I can't believe so many of you are actually immediately falling for it and trying it. How old are all of you? 14? I'll just let Maynard himself end all the speculation, via an interview from the Onion A.V Club last year.....
Read the whole thing at
http://www.avclub.com/content/node/55757/1
AVC: Do you ever jump online to read fans' interpretations of your songs?
MJK: Oh, God, no.
AVC: It's amazing, the depth that people go into. The general idea seems to be that you're gradually revealing clues with each new album.
MJK: Isn't that great? They're playing it backwards, and they're like, "You've got to get a Slurpee, but only half-full, and when you're drinking the Slurpee, right at that last slurp, the rhythm of the slurp coincides with…" My God. Are you kidding me?
AVC: Some people think there are three tracks on 10,000 Days that supposedly form one hidden track that's the key to the whole album. It's as if people want to believe there's going to be some ultimate aesthetic payoff.
MJK: [Laughs.] We can barely decide whether we're going to do a baseball cap or a beanie. You know what I mean? Now, granted, if you subscribe to the whole spiritual, energetic level, when you get into that weird, meditative state… I'm trying to think of the word… Sufis? I don't remember—the whirling dervishes. When you get into that weird state, at some point, your body clicks out, and you have a weird out-of-body experience, and so you can tap into those things unconsciously. So if people are reading into those kind of things that basically had nothing to do with us, that are just us clicking in a moment and being true to that whirling-dervish process of emoting with each other, some of that stuff just might naturally, accidentally come out. But it's not in any way a product of our design.
I'm sure that won't stop you, though. That's just Maynard "tooling" around with us, and there IS some gigantic puzzle to figure out, just like how "10,000 Days" was a "decoy" album and that the tracks in "Lateralus" can be re-sequenced to figure out the meaning of life, and stuff.
Seriously though.....just wait until 1:44 in "Vicarious" and.....
Get a life, kids. I LOVE how you can't just start the album, you have to go to a CERTAIN POINT in the song for it to work. And I LOVE how, once again, "The Wizard of Oz" is the film that it all matches up to. What did you do, play every CD you owned until something worked? Couldn't you have picked another film, like say, "Citizen Kane"? Why choose the typical "Movie an epic album syncs up with" film? I'm sure I could play "Revolver" and make "I'm Only Sleeping" match up with Dorothy waking up in Oz if I wanted to. For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever and ever. Amen!!!111!! Lennon and McCartney are GENIUSES!!
You can make ANY album match up with ANY movie if you try hard enough, and that's exactly what you are doing. Picking an exact, obscure point in a song so it will all match up perfectly. What happens if you don't start at 1:44? Oh, that's right, it DOESN'T work. Oh wait, it still does, but not the way you wanted it to.....oh wait, the way Tool wanted it to. It was semi-interesting in 1995 or so when some stoner discovered the vague "Dark Side of the Moon" coincidences, but now it's just incredibly sad and stupid.
Yeah, I'm sure Adam stopped the recording session and said, "Wait, Danny! Don't play that drum fill NOW, or else my guitar riff won't perfectly coincide with the munchkin presenting the lollipop to Dorothy!"
"Hey Maynard, I know this song is about your mom and all, but can you hold off on that next verse for an extra 3.2343 seconds? That way the Wicked Witch can start melting EXACTLY when one of the thunderclaps hits!"
Man, this is hilarious. Carry on. Let me know when you find out that "Ænima" matches up with "Toy Story".