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Sarah K
11-26-2014, 03:19 PM
http://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/9087226905_88df225f8a_o.gif?w=560&h=420
Halo Infinity
11-27-2014, 01:05 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUDFGxyn3Js
The_Prowler
11-27-2014, 02:13 PM
So Axe had a product called the "AXE Detailer: Men's Shower Tool".
C'mon, Axe, let's not mince words here... it's a fucking loofah. It's the same shit countless women across the world use.
Gotta love pointless gender specific marketing (Sport Cuts is one of the worst offenders, in my opinion)
DigitalChaos
11-27-2014, 02:36 PM
worst superhero name ever
http://i.imgur.com/xDn2zXD.jpg
jessamineny
11-28-2014, 10:04 AM
So high...
https://38.media.tumblr.com/34533e5ffcaa8d385ce50effee2add9d/tumblr_muw6vzGpS11qfv8d0o1_500.jpg
tony.parente
11-28-2014, 10:41 AM
So Axe had a product called the "AXE Detailer: Men's Shower Tool".
C'mon, Axe, let's not mince words here... it's a fucking loofah. It's the same shit countless women across the world use.
Gotta love pointless gender specific marketing (Sport Cuts is one of the worst offenders, in my opinion)
I have one, there's definately a difference. The "detailer" (God thats cringeworthy) is a LOT tougher, and has basically a brillow pad on the "handle" that you can use to scrub your elbows, or butthole or ballsack or whatever. My lady used mine for giggles and was horrified that I use that thing on my body, she said it was basically sandpaper haha
The_Prowler
11-28-2014, 12:37 PM
I have one, there's definately a difference. The "detailer" (God thats cringeworthy) is a LOT tougher, and has basically a brillow pad on the "handle" that you can use to scrub your elbows, or butthole or ballsack or whatever. My lady used mine for giggles and was horrified that I use that thing on my body, she said it was basically sandpaper haha
I fully admit that I have one, too. But despite the scrubber on the back, it's still a goddamn loofah. Yes, it's more heavy duty for a man's skin (apparently ours more closely resembles a steer's hyde than the delicate rose petal texture of a woman's), but it doesn't change the fact that it's a glorified loofah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA5AC77azno
Space Suicide
11-28-2014, 11:09 PM
https://38.media.tumblr.com/45f9e985cfa417f5f9b976316730448d/tumblr_mvaa6kN2p41sojiqmo1_400.gif
tony.parente
11-29-2014, 02:05 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9Hd8xzSKvFE
Charmingly Miserable
11-29-2014, 08:42 PM
Ok. I been having super dry flaky scalp the past few days (ewwww), I decided to do a deep scalp mask of mayo and avocado. I guess I didn't rinse it thoroughly because it left my hair looking a little oily after I dried it. So I put some dry shampoo to combat the oiliness. Now my whole scalp is on fire. Fuuuuuuuuuck.
tony.parente
11-30-2014, 01:05 AM
http://i.imgur.com/g5mvuok.jpg
Bachy
11-30-2014, 12:54 PM
http://youtu.be/Hk_HPy0HbdU
"As it got older, it got hairier."
tony.parente
11-30-2014, 11:23 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9fATv4fANQ&list=UU0aanx5rpr7D1M7KCFYzrLQ
Trigger warning.
Halo Infinity
12-01-2014, 07:37 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3puKkbtsHQ
Halo Infinity
12-01-2014, 07:38 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fiFKY6yqL4
Halo Infinity
12-01-2014, 07:39 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS0dwvAlJCs
NotoriousTIMP
12-02-2014, 03:36 AM
http://i.imgur.com/bJZXR.gif
NotoriousTIMP
12-02-2014, 04:02 AM
http://vimeo.com/112974995
tony.parente
12-02-2014, 05:31 AM
Meanest joke I have ever heard of in my entire life warning
What do you call a 5 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor
Bachy
12-02-2014, 06:29 AM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7cxscKj251rnde1eo1_500.gif
http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgw5jirFdS1qh59n0o1_500.gif
Sarah K
12-02-2014, 03:18 PM
Meanest joke I have ever heard of in my entire life warning
What do you call a 5 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor
Oh my god. I can't believe that you posted that here.
http://i.imgur.com/YBwfhue.gif
tony.parente
12-02-2014, 04:12 PM
Oh my god. I can't believe that you posted that here.
http://i.imgur.com/YBwfhue.gif
I think dead children jokes are ok here right? Usually if it isn't racist, sexist, homophobic, fatist (?), or any of the other ists no one usually gets butthurt.
Heck yes for a non-pc loophole!!!
Bachy
12-02-2014, 05:28 PM
Chris Pratt is hilarious.
http://youtu.be/OQhS2q7IHQM
Fixer808
12-03-2014, 12:11 AM
The "parental guide" on IMDB is hilarious sometimes. In the one for Band of Brothers:
"Violence in Band of Brothers is at the same level like in Saving Private Ryan or even more so. Many people are shot, killed, blown off, etc."
Don't remember THAT scene...
NotoriousTIMP
12-03-2014, 01:11 AM
^^^
I laughed at that more than I should have
green
12-03-2014, 03:38 PM
http://s16.postimg.org/c9mfsd33p/Screen_Shot_2014_11_25_at_7_46_23_PM.png
Dem fundraiser charged with child sex abuse met Obama often, flew on Air Force One (http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/nov/25/gay-rights-activist-charged-with-sex-abuse-of-boy-/)
Safe link^
Halo Infinity
12-03-2014, 07:57 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRHmw2GC1qo
Halo Infinity
12-03-2014, 08:10 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRokSLLfgtY
ImTheWiseJanitor
12-03-2014, 08:56 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_48WwiIpnjY
I have to play this video game.
Sarah K
12-03-2014, 11:11 PM
https://33.media.tumblr.com/5324017569c091d792f9dd15ae4451c0/tumblr_ng18v4rXyM1qdlh1io1_500.gif
NotoriousTIMP
12-04-2014, 03:03 AM
If you haven't watched this series yet, DO IT. I had respect for The Foo and Dave prior to seeing this series, but after watching this I now have to utmost respect for them. It's also very interesting to hear the stories from each city.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0TrqXHoL10
ambergris
12-04-2014, 01:24 PM
http://www.balloon-juice.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/special-aunt-561x600.png
eversonpoe
12-04-2014, 03:25 PM
was looking at the stats for my band's bandcamp page and noticed this
https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/10805544_10153610188805021_2585739011256471922_n.j pg?oh=7b49f84480b0231128f4cfc9548d498e&oe=550DF73C
The_Prowler
12-04-2014, 04:05 PM
If you haven't watched this series yet, DO IT. I had respect for The Foo and Dave prior to seeing this series, but after watching this I now have to utmost respect for them. It's also very interesting to hear the stories from each city.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0TrqXHoL10
I just watched the first episode yesterday and I really enjoyed it a lot. I live in Virginia, so I'm really looking forward to the Washington D.C. episode. To be honest, I didn't even really know that D.C. had its own music scene except maybe rap, so I'm interested in what Dave and co. has to say about it.
october_midnight
12-05-2014, 06:49 PM
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--iSCZl8ha--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/p9bxu4vqu4irhtgkzwaa.gif
Bachy
12-05-2014, 09:02 PM
http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m50wdooBAU1qabfx1o1_500.gif
tony.parente
12-06-2014, 05:25 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABGiqizwCso&feature=youtu.be
Meanwhile we see Trent Reznor's solo project The Exotic Birds in an alternate universe.
dominik
12-06-2014, 09:27 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABGiqizwCso&feature=youtu.be
Meanwhile we see Trent Reznor's solo project The Exotic Birds in an alternate universe.
I didn't know Cold Cave are touring again!
Bachy
12-06-2014, 11:49 AM
http://youtu.be/ZDOVp_xyJCA
Bachy
12-06-2014, 06:43 PM
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/mr-white-is-santa.jpg
henryeatscereal
12-06-2014, 07:07 PM
http://www.bromygod.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/dafuq-017-02232014.jpg
tony.parente
12-06-2014, 08:49 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRokSLLfgtY
Did you know Will only did fresh prince because he had something like 9 million dollars in back taxes and during the first 2 and a half seasons 75% of his income was being garnished by the U.S. government?
FUN FACT.
Sarah K
12-06-2014, 09:34 PM
My favorite gif got ramped up like 10 notches.
http://i.imgur.com/vxEx1NM.gif
richardp
12-06-2014, 09:48 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABGiqizwCso&feature=youtu.be
Meanwhile we see Trent Reznor's solo project The Exotic Birds in an alternate universe.
I like this WAAAY too much.
Bachy
12-07-2014, 03:48 PM
http://media.giphy.com/media/vcz5YoTUfZqZa/giphy.gif
http://img.pandawhale.com/48848-Clockwork-Orange-chewing-om-no-0jRA.gif
https://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw5dkazNCK1qc6ua9o1_400.gif
The_Prowler
12-07-2014, 05:33 PM
Why is santa so jolly?
Because he knows where *all* the naughty girls live.
october_midnight
12-08-2014, 09:11 AM
http://i.imgur.com/q3e87zR.gif
fillow
12-08-2014, 10:31 AM
http://c2n.me/jr1wLg.jpg
ImTheWiseJanitor
12-08-2014, 09:48 PM
My favorite gif got ramped up like 10 notches.
That fucking video never gets old. I'm not a rapper.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x35P2wTX0zg
binaryhermit
12-08-2014, 11:15 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2014/12/08/living/internet-acronyms-every-parent-should-know/index.html?iid=article_sidebar
Sarah K
12-08-2014, 11:33 PM
omg, Alrea... I had never seen the video. Thank you for making my life.
ImTheWiseJanitor
12-09-2014, 06:50 PM
omg, @alrea (http://www.echoingthesound.org/community/member.php?u=427)... I had never seen the video. Thank you for making my life.
'cuz i'm supa hot, boooooooooiiiii-
"OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!111!!1!"
playwithfire
12-09-2014, 07:13 PM
OH HOLY FUCK
caps
henryeatscereal
12-09-2014, 08:07 PM
http://www.the-crazy-cat.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Funny-Cat-Live-In-Da-Hood.jpg
leo3375
12-09-2014, 10:05 PM
I've got nothing, so here's Legolas firing boxing gloves at a bunch of Biebers:
http://media.giphy.com/media/lvy85IcS4lSdG/giphy.gif
Krazy
12-10-2014, 05:15 PM
Uhhhmmmm.... "WOW" if this is real and not a troll video...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYcsW48HHXM
Bachy
12-10-2014, 05:37 PM
http://youtu.be/SyjrjcXwnoc
Krazy
12-10-2014, 05:50 PM
I'm stealing gifs from one of my other favorite forums...
http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff9/lowerguitar/aLQDDYP_460sa_v1_zps4b2a227a.gif
The_Prowler
12-10-2014, 11:44 PM
Why was the Dubstep DJ upset?
He made his girlfriend a bass, but he dropped it.
Charmingly Miserable
12-10-2014, 11:50 PM
I think I'm the last person on earth to have seen this.
http://youtu.be/P_MJbgO7SF0
The_Prowler
12-11-2014, 01:40 PM
I think I'm the last person on earth to have seen this.
http://youtu.be/P_MJbgO7SF0
What... I... I mean... WHAT?!
My brain isn't really wanting to process what the fuck just happened to it. It feels dirty and violated and wants to go cry in the shower and sleep for the next 72 hours and never, ever speak of it again.
Bachy
12-11-2014, 11:43 PM
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/107464/wang-chung-o.gif
tony.parente
12-12-2014, 12:41 AM
https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10847974_10152583676477831_8166145673635335070_n.j pg?oh=636bcc112260611fec62c70370e8e8db&oe=5511AEA9
HI THIS IS JAKE FROM STATE FARM
I'm sorry.
Bachy
12-12-2014, 01:09 PM
http://i.imgur.com/BAJ6yzD.jpg
Sarah K
12-12-2014, 01:15 PM
I hope that is true. Because it is hilarious, and now I want to eat there.
aggroculture
12-12-2014, 02:07 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUbtmynsoIs
Halo Infinity
12-12-2014, 02:58 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCOkcTNk8h4
DigitalChaos
12-12-2014, 04:56 PM
http://i.imgur.com/g8W3fdj.gif
Krazy
12-12-2014, 05:39 PM
https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10847974_10152583676477831_8166145673635335070_n.j pg?oh=636bcc112260611fec62c70370e8e8db&oe=5511AEA9
HI THIS IS JAKE FROM STATE FARM
I'm sorry.
Is that your new horse mask?...
Bachy
12-12-2014, 06:37 PM
"It's like I'm wiping a marker."
http://youtu.be/vGCIGEUB32M
Halo Infinity
12-12-2014, 08:15 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6PtfNSdokM
Krazy
12-13-2014, 01:23 PM
http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii223/GoatKrazy/Mobile%20Uploads/F1D18217-323E-409D-B162-64BD9ACA83C7.jpg (http://s265.photobucket.com/user/GoatKrazy/media/Mobile%20Uploads/F1D18217-323E-409D-B162-64BD9ACA83C7.jpg.html)
The_Prowler
12-13-2014, 02:53 PM
If I ever get to go back to Holland, I really need to ask them "look, what's the deal the whole 'Dutch Oven' thing? Do your ovens really smell that bad?"
tony.parente
12-15-2014, 01:05 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5Gnz8bLAkI
The_Prowler
12-15-2014, 01:40 PM
After a second review, I've decided to remove this post on the grounds of phenomenal stupidity and astronomically poor joke execution. My apologies to anyone who was unfortunate enough to see it.
Halo Infinity
12-16-2014, 06:33 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxLBRbV4sX0
Bachy
12-16-2014, 11:29 PM
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/homer-rocking-chair-gun-twirl.gif
Findus
12-17-2014, 01:32 AM
Nature is amazing.
http://youtu.be/2gMjJNGg9Z8
The_Prowler
12-17-2014, 11:16 AM
So I have a theory about season 12 of Family Guy. I was watching it the other day and I just got to thinking about it.
If you watch Family Guy but haven't seen season 12 yet, this contains spoilers.
Anyway, here we go. So season 12 of Family Guy has 21 episodes. But what if there are actually 36? Imagine this...
Brian dies in episode six, but comes back in episode eight after the family gets a new dog because of course he does. Seth MacFarlane knew that Brian's death would be controversial and divide a lot of fans, and a lot of people wouldn't accept Family Guy without Brian, but others would. The question was "who would win?"
So what if they made an additional fifteen episodes in which Brian actually stays dead and Vinnie becomes the new dog but were shelved because after airing "Life of Brian", Seth himself didn't know which episodes were going to air until he had two weeks to gauge fan reactions and make his final decision, ultimately going with the storyline that brings Brian back?
There's absolutely no proof of this, it's not my actual belief that that's what happened, Seth MacFarlane himself would probably think it's the mad ravings of a lunatic, but it's still an fun little "what if" scenario to think about, right? And significantly less disturbing than the one I posted in here a few weeks ago about Willy Wonka's chocolate being made out of people.
orestes
12-17-2014, 12:43 PM
So the company holiday dinner is tomorrow and they're pulling out all the stops for people who don't want to eat a fried catfish plate. The non meat option will be a cheese sandwich. :|
Bachy
12-17-2014, 07:02 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaoLU6zKaws
Halo Infinity
12-18-2014, 12:38 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTPorf0fwOc
Dra508
12-18-2014, 06:25 PM
Ok. I been having super dry flaky scalp the past few days (ewwww), I decided to do a deep scalp mask of mayo and avocado. I guess I didn't rinse it thoroughly because it left my hair looking a little oily after I dried it. So I put some dry shampoo to combat the oiliness. Now my whole scalp is on fire. Fuuuuuuuuuck.
I hear diluted vinegar is good for dry scalp. You smell like a salad though.
Charmingly Miserable
12-18-2014, 11:08 PM
I hear diluted vinegar is good for dry scalp. You smell like a salad though.
I put coconut oil on my scalp and I smelled like my daughter's vegan cupcakes.
aggroculture
12-18-2014, 11:11 PM
I don't care what I smell like as long as I don't have dandruff anymore.
Ever since I gave up meat 8 years ago: dandruff.
Now I'm trying cod liver oil, we'll see.
tony.parente
12-19-2014, 04:38 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAF2UmyXe-4
Trigger Warning - exercising mah privileges
playwithfire
12-19-2014, 03:01 PM
lolz mra vloggers
NotoriousTIMP
12-19-2014, 08:02 PM
So the company holiday dinner is tomorrow and they're pulling out all the stops for people who don't want to eat a fried catfish plate. The non meat option will be a cheese sandwich. :|
Eat the fish then.....
Rubeninphoenix
12-19-2014, 08:10 PM
How the hell does someone in rush hour traffic try to go from the left turn lane, cut across the middle lane, and almost cause an accident by trying to cut into the right turn lane? If you know you have to make a right turn, either start off in the right lane or get in the middle lane until someone nice lets you switch lanes!! I have no idea how some people got their licenses.
jessamineny
12-19-2014, 08:10 PM
Eat the fish then.....
She is vegan, I think
orestes
12-20-2014, 04:48 PM
Yes, I am but it's something I've grown to expect at work. I just found the situation hilariously ridiculous in that whoever organized this year's holiday dinner thought a deli tray of two slices of cheese slapped between white bread would be an adequate substitute.
Halo Infinity
12-20-2014, 07:30 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-7IKsVjPvQ
Halo Infinity
12-20-2014, 07:31 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnr84O8C95c
richardp
12-20-2014, 09:33 PM
Yes, I am but it's something I've grown to expect at work. I just found the situation hilariously ridiculous in that whoever organized this year's holiday dinner thought a deli tray of two slices of cheese slapped between white bread would be an adequate substitute.
We had a private event party recently at the Drafthouse where there was a vegetarian or two and their catering they ordered from us was like tons of chicken tenders and shit and all the vegetarians had to snack on was literally just a cheese tray with cubes of swiss and shit like that.
tony.parente
12-21-2014, 03:38 AM
http://imgur.com/gallery/xVTi4
#justneckbeardthings
NotoriousTIMP
12-21-2014, 04:28 AM
HAHA, I haven't seen this short since the '97 comic-con. For being a fan made video, this is pretty awesome....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvswNDAAZCU
The_Prowler
12-21-2014, 03:03 PM
Yes, I am but it's something I've grown to expect at work. I just found the situation hilariously ridiculous in that whoever organized this year's holiday dinner thought a deli tray of two slices of cheese slapped between white bread would be an adequate substitute.
Vegans don't eat cheese (or really any dairy at all) either as it's an animal byproduct, right? So the cheese sandwich as a "substitute" for the catfish is just a dick kicking you while you're down.
Bachy
12-21-2014, 10:19 PM
A nice holiday twist to John Carpenter's The Thing
http://youtu.be/p7PC0LzAczM:
tony.parente
12-22-2014, 01:13 AM
Get a load of this little faggot
http://i.imgur.com/ov1ytru.jpg
sentient02970
12-22-2014, 02:42 PM
https://vine.co/v/OXIKzaanXQP
Substance242
12-22-2014, 03:58 PM
My favourite 5-second movie. :-)
http://youtu.be/X40tkNBqRXQ
Bachy
12-22-2014, 04:41 PM
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/2597324/you-want-a-christmas-card-o.gif
Halo Infinity
12-22-2014, 10:01 PM
@Ryan (http://www.echoingthesound.org/community/member.php?u=67) @tony.parente (http://www.echoingthesound.org/community/member.php?u=2107)
http://thebigcockbible.com/
http://thebarneybunch.tripod.com/id1.html
tony.parente
12-22-2014, 10:34 PM
@Ryan (http://www.echoingthesound.org/community/member.php?u=67) @tony.parente (http://www.echoingthesound.org/community/member.php?u=2107)
http://thebigcockbible.com/
Risky click of the day!
EDIT: Well that's a buzzkill, time to pull out my iphone.
http://i.imgur.com/FeMvrzg.jpg
Halo Infinity
12-23-2014, 11:38 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17ORnNFgtlw
Halo Infinity
12-23-2014, 11:39 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NIK3dzvj2M
Bachy
12-23-2014, 07:01 PM
http://youtu.be/2kqmCIrq9Jw
Oh, and you can put your weed in there.
ambergris
12-24-2014, 07:40 AM
http://36.media.tumblr.com/e16e9b0592de5e189af87f164a5aded4/tumblr_mf8qimjqOZ1qzigjno1_500.png
http://40.media.tumblr.com/93c856c59f33f7892bf4aeefc207ebb8/tumblr_mf8qimjqOZ1qzigjno2_500.png
http://40.media.tumblr.com/4eea022e0a5fc9734f4448c276147bfe/tumblr_mf8qimjqOZ1qzigjno3_500.png
http://40.media.tumblr.com/80bb0136f809922d0222030e47e250c6/tumblr_mf8qimjqOZ1qzigjno4_500.png
http://40.media.tumblr.com/ddbd6e36f6e9799d573e980fb45bb92f/tumblr_mf8qimjqOZ1qzigjno5_500.png
http://41.media.tumblr.com/31d97595ca9b6f9202ef612b06aedabc/tumblr_mf8qimjqOZ1qzigjno6_500.png
Bachy
12-24-2014, 11:18 AM
An oldie but a goodie:
http://youtu.be/HFIQIpC5_wY
Gotta love the broken voice.
Space Suicide
12-24-2014, 01:01 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/s526x395/10801922_1091735587506830_651124281667644338_n.jpg ?oh=6a419acd18db78596cab3617d2002276&oe=5544EF7D&__gda__=1425610139_58a3b6f06d51215e3c0a98602506b68 1
Bachy
12-24-2014, 02:11 PM
http://i.imgur.com/99RLd76.jpg
Halo Infinity
12-25-2014, 09:58 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ThKV_G4VxI
http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=rudolph_the_worst
Halo Infinity
12-25-2014, 09:59 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGpCr5pi3nE
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=case_for_grinch
leo3375
12-26-2014, 12:25 AM
Patrick Stewart cannot handle this level of Christmas cheer. You're welcome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SHNP0n0O1U
green
12-26-2014, 09:41 AM
Patrick Stewart cannot handle this level of Christmas cheer. You're welcome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SHNP0n0O1U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFMrBldVk0s
:p
Bachy
12-26-2014, 09:54 AM
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/1159182/jay-and-silent-bob-o.gif
Bachy
12-26-2014, 06:32 PM
http://youtu.be/eitTGYQS2jc
Krazy
12-27-2014, 12:34 AM
This scene never gets old...
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N_j5tDuakKU
tony.parente
12-27-2014, 03:20 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c32IFwj6tEU
Big Fat Matt
12-27-2014, 02:49 PM
This scene never gets old...
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N_j5tDuakKU
I want to make 69 more accounts so i can keep liking this post.
forever.
Krazy
12-27-2014, 03:00 PM
I want to make 69 more accounts so i can keep liking this post.
forever.
fun fact: the line was unscripted. From a Farrely AMA...
"One line that was definitely ad libbed is the Big Gulp line. In fact, the two guys he was talking to weren't even extras, they were just hanging out, watching us shoot and I decided to pull them in. They happened to have Big Gulps and Jim just ran with it. True story."
Big Fat Matt
12-27-2014, 03:09 PM
I've heard the same anecdote. Makes me love Carrey even more. GotDayum
Substance242
12-27-2014, 04:21 PM
I even tried to consult the dictionary, but I still don't get this... "gulp" has some special meaning?
And so I am not completely off-topic, one old but for me very funny pet video. :-)
http://youtu.be/nGeKSiCQkPw
Krazy
12-27-2014, 04:58 PM
I even tried to consult the dictionary, but I still don't get this... "gulp" has some special meaning?
The "Big Gulp" is a very large fountain soda container you can buy at convenience stores here in the US. It's just funny (for some of us) in the fact that Jim Carrey tries to start a conversation with 2 random strangers "hanging out" at a convenience store at night, and something that stupid comes out of his mouth along with the no reaction from said strangers. Definitely random stupidity at its finest. :p
http://financialphilosopher.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c3e6353ef00e553ebb70b8834-800wi+
Krazy
12-27-2014, 09:26 PM
True story....
http://cooltopix.com/images/P/IPDT-01.jpg
Space Suicide
12-28-2014, 02:05 AM
https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/p235x350/10418287_10152659338811840_4303342733547883135_n.j pg?oh=fa561fe18b4255e7acd01a91548be2fe&oe=5534C064
Bachy
12-28-2014, 08:15 PM
I was messing around on memegenerator:
http://i.imgur.com/t9v678o.jpg
Magtig
12-29-2014, 05:45 PM
Oh, place of my birth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NccyqI4L2EE
eversonpoe
12-29-2014, 08:33 PM
Oh, place of my birth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NccyqI4L2EE
so...they're bi-sexual... are people really that fucking stupid?
Bachy
12-30-2014, 06:57 PM
Familiar with the phrase, "monkey business"?
http://youtu.be/m1BwkG0t6rM
Bachy
12-30-2014, 07:23 PM
http://i.imgur.com/9wr2RGj.jpg
green
12-31-2014, 11:25 AM
Online petition slamming Target for racism (http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/targets-ads-new-annie-inspired-760742)
tl;dr Annie inspired clothing has young white female model in-store instead of a young black female model, and a parent looses touch with reality, even though Target has featured ALL race of young women in the Annie collection. Because racism, duh.
onthewall2983
12-31-2014, 12:34 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B6NEk79CcAAdLG2.jpg:large
henryeatscereal
12-31-2014, 01:39 PM
All i want is a Pepsi...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11BwLs3pHF4
Krazy
12-31-2014, 02:54 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10846071_10203596473615847_681128532025672396_n.jp g?oh=78f887824b96ffd0d07509830d681c3f&oe=553BA2E1&__gda__=1426102667_3a3e2a305efc4aa6ee15fde2f270e7c 1
The_Prowler
12-31-2014, 05:13 PM
I was messing around on memegenerator:
http://i.imgur.com/t9v678o.jpg
This made me laugh a lot harder than it should.
Krazy
12-31-2014, 09:36 PM
http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii223/GoatKrazy/Mobile%20Uploads/0BBED88F-E611-4874-B81C-B8ED588FAA5E.jpg (http://s265.photobucket.com/user/GoatKrazy/media/Mobile%20Uploads/0BBED88F-E611-4874-B81C-B8ED588FAA5E.jpg.html)
Bachy
01-01-2015, 03:47 PM
http://i.imgur.com/9wr2RGj.jpg
So I decided to share this on reddit and imgur.
It created quite the buzz.
http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/2qvhgb
Bachy
01-02-2015, 12:21 PM
http://youtu.be/ODYfkPxdy8c
green
01-02-2015, 04:36 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCJ4KfePYQU
Substance242
01-02-2015, 05:10 PM
This (fun dog) reminded me this old thing:
http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/e4/a0/5a/e4a05acb042e5affeb9ce2da9c66d67b.jpg
... and somehow also this:
http://whyevolutionistrue.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/cat.jpg
Also, while being funny, I'm sure you do know this?
http://www.damnyouautocorrect.com/category/best-of-dyac/
I do not want to know if (some of it) is, what is the word, staged? (fake?), but I am THIS close to literally ROFL sometimes. :-D
Halo Infinity
01-03-2015, 10:17 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjO-gMJgaiY
Bachy
01-04-2015, 12:47 PM
http://youtu.be/OdKa9bXVinE
green
01-04-2015, 03:57 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYdndunWQJM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZmafy_v8g8
october_midnight
01-05-2015, 10:34 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI
eversonpoe
01-05-2015, 10:49 AM
i love the shia labeouf video until the end...i really wanted something to happen to him. it felt anti-climactic.
Bachy
01-05-2015, 12:30 PM
http://youtu.be/wlIStSL61zY
Fixer808
01-06-2015, 04:42 PM
So, Ted Turner commissioned a video (https://ca.news.yahoo.com/former-cnn-intern-unearths-the-network-s-doomsday-video-221602860.html) to be played on CNN in the event that the world ended. And it's the worst piece of 80's sign-off around.
"The bombs are falling, Ted, and Rob from accounting said he saw God punching out Bill O'Reilly in the street!"
"RUN THE TAPE."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6f7j1E61sM
Bachy
01-06-2015, 04:56 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXOwPWFeV4M
Exocet
01-06-2015, 05:16 PM
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AfdQY8I8LF0
Let me Break this bottle in your face.
Bachy
01-06-2015, 06:47 PM
http://i.imgur.com/4yp2fZa.gif
Halo Infinity
01-06-2015, 11:52 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hs0z97YXdfc
Halo Infinity
01-07-2015, 05:36 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_TOYYBWZqA
Sarah K
01-08-2015, 09:57 PM
https://38.media.tumblr.com/3f109ac2bd4d5bc6eda7e49e5c13a377/tumblr_n7c2f3mK5L1r3gb3zo1_500.gif
Fixer808
01-08-2015, 11:16 PM
How long until someone photoshops Obama's face on that guy? #FreeCollegeJokes
NotoriousTIMP
01-08-2015, 11:35 PM
Watch Two Guys Play an Epic Slayer Medley on Children's Instrumentshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD-1fBWHioA
tony.parente
01-09-2015, 04:14 AM
http://i.imgur.com/NxcAVVB.jpg
icecream
01-09-2015, 09:50 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY8SwIvxj8o#t=213
This is depressing
sick among the pure
01-09-2015, 01:02 PM
http://i.imgur.com/4yp2fZa.gif
Saving to reply to Bill with. Every. Single. Time.
onthewall2983
01-09-2015, 01:31 PM
Do not mix soy milk with mac and cheese. I didn't really even wretch but I think if I had it again I would.
The_Prowler
01-09-2015, 06:06 PM
Do not mix soy milk with mac and cheese. I didn't really even wretch but I think if I had it again I would.
There are some things where you just can't substitute real milk.
tony.parente
01-10-2015, 01:27 AM
http://i.imgur.com/XOnXEap.jpg
i really REALLY miss mcdonald's chicken fajitas.
Fixer808
01-10-2015, 02:40 PM
All the evil and hate in the world... Until now I never fully comprehended it. I just discovered that hate is sometimes inside you, and has a taste, and that taste is Pringles Tortillas Ranch flavour.
"... when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you."
https://farm9.staticflickr.com/8638/15813776640_510ba075e1_z.jpg
the other day in twin falls i was walking down a wheelchair ramp and i suddenly felt drunk, like i had vertigo or something.
turns out it was an earthquake. a small one at 4.9 and centered north near challis, but still.
i guess there's been a few a week since last year. i wonder if that supposed volcano thing under yellowstone is close to freaking out.
My fiancée sat on my lap while I did a crap a few weeks ago and we took pics.
Good times.
binaryhermit
01-11-2015, 07:39 PM
i wonder if that supposed volcano thing under yellowstone is close to freaking out.
If it does, humanity is pretty much fucked.
onthewall2983
01-11-2015, 08:24 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B7DtvRmIIAAgsQD.jpg:large
tony.parente
01-12-2015, 12:27 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDaLg7G8rH0
The_Prowler
01-12-2015, 05:54 PM
Wall-E is the most terrifying and fucked up movie I've ever seen. No joke.
If you really pay attention to and think about what you're seeing, it's the stuff of nightmares.
^Those Earthling-again settlers are thoroughly fucked. Their robot armada is this close to sentience and full self-reliance, and without their help they are useless. They lived for generations in a leisure paradise, and suddenly are supposed to terraform Earth back into shape. Also, I'm pretty sure that at this point, they believe plants come from boots. It's like the population of Idiocracy was thrown into the world of Mad Max.
tony.parente
01-13-2015, 12:41 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imZ52DHBtug&t=2m52s
Charmingly Miserable
01-13-2015, 11:06 PM
Wall-E is the most terrifying and fucked up movie I've ever seen. No joke.
If you really pay attention to and think about what you're seeing, it's the stuff of nightmares.
No way. I loved the first half. Once he gets to outer space, then it's kinda dumb with the humans and the dialogue.
Sarah K
01-13-2015, 11:20 PM
Scumbag Baby Boomers. :D http://www.quickmeme.com/Scumbag-Baby-Boomers/page/1/ http://elitedaily.com/humor/the-scumbag-baby-boomer-meme-is-the-perfect-response-to-people-who-criticize-gen-yscumbag-baby-boomer-meme/693826/
http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/7a/7a417ccd59098e71882fa27e9e0d060ab869728e209fe55453 9e196a0900e536.jpghttp://s2.quickmeme.com/img/68/68344a2be305d6b727c04261a6296c6a9a5986d75ebca00647 52283d5d554c33.jpg http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/65/65e42c20a857a29fa7775170c19c62bca0c872ce7bea9b5913 1f29374ad07464.jpghttp://s2.quickmeme.com/img/92/9273c56ebc645f526c47d48d7ebcc40b29f788ea072ac5c262 9052179bfef85c.jpg
The_Prowler
01-14-2015, 01:26 AM
No way. I loved the first half. Once he gets to outer space, then it's kinda dumb with the humans and the dialogue.
Allow me to expound on it a little...
Humans have destroyed the earth, so they all left. That doesn't seem like too much of a stretch from real life. They left a crew of robots behind to repair the damage, but they were obviously not built well enough to handle it since WALL-E seems to be the only one left. The only other living thing you see is a single cockroach.
EVE comes and finds a weed, kicking her protocols into effect so she can be transported to the nearest Ark. However, once humans realized that the earth was a hopeless case, protocols were overwritten to undermine EVE's programming regarding finding life, and the ship actively tries to cover up her discovery.
We see humans on the Ark. They are bred for stupidity and ease of control and have no real minds of their own. Everything is catered to them, and they are so dependent on machines that they're probably incapable of changing their own leotards by themselves. We see one fall out of their chair, and it becomes a Def Con 1 scenario.
The people we see are, as far as I can tell, infants and adults between the ages of late teens to early 40s or so... where are the seniors? Not only that, but these people have no actual direct contact with each other and can't move outside of their chairs, so where are the babies coming from? They're like chickens and turkeys on farms; the've been bred so large that reproduction is no longer something they can accomplish on their own without being inseminated from outside help. And if the ship's computer wants to keep the humans away from earth forever, what's the point in breeding them at all?
The captain is captain in name only. He does nothing that actually controls the ship or its functions. He's like the Vanna White of the ship; if a button is blinking, he pushes it. He doesn't know what it does or why he's pushing it, just that he's supposed to. The ship's computer runs everything.
When the captain learns about the plant, he immediately starts researching plants (since humans no longer know anything about earth at all) and rightfully wants to go home. The computer was reprogrammed not to allow this to happen, so it goes all HAL-9000 and tries to murder the captain and keep the ship away from earth. The captain then destroys it and pilots the ship back home, nearly crashing it and killing everyone in onboard because he doesn't know how to actually fly it.
So the Ark crashes on earth. Even if the captain hadn't beaten the computer into oblivion, the impact certainly would have destroyed it - this is the computer that provides them with everything they need to live. There's every reason to believe that all the necessary functions are now no longer working. The humans that were on board are now stranded on a dead planet that's covered in nothing but trash and noxious fumes with no means of survival, and these poor people don't know shit about shit. On top of their lack of basic knowledge, they're less than agile with all that extra bulk they're sporting. They now have to figure out how to survive with no resources or die within a matter of days.
The Ark that landed was just one of thousands that launched all over the galaxy... where are the other ships? The computer didn't contact them to tell them about the weed that was found because of its rewritten protocols. Billions of people are still out there with no way of knowing anything that happened.
During the ending credits, there's the montage of pictures that shows society rebuilding itself. We see green grass and forests, clear blue lakes, houses and all kinds of wonderful things. We also see the same people that were on the ship in these scenes, meaning that everything you see has happened within a matter of years... that's not how nature works. How the fuck are they rebuilding the planet so fast with no useable technology or resources? There's no botanists, scientists, work crews, carpenters, plumbers, there's literally no one who knows anything useful about anything they need.
I say again, WALL-E is one of the most terrifying and fucked up movies I've ever seen.
WorzelG
01-14-2015, 03:43 AM
The idea of Jimmy Page writing concerned letters to the council about Robbie Wiliams mansion renovation plans made me laugh for some reason. Will we see them on one of those neighbours from hell programmes?
http://www.music-news.com/ShowNews.asp?nItemID=86313
Krazy
01-15-2015, 07:42 PM
What a bunch of assholes. This dealership is getting torched in their Yelp reviews and deservedly so...
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/01/15/pizza-delivery-man-thought-he-had-been-given-a-7-tip-but-what-the-car-dealership-did-to-him-after-has-people-outraged/
http://www.yelp.com/biz/f-and-r-auto-sales-westport
tony.parente
01-15-2015, 11:39 PM
What a bunch of assholes. This dealership is getting torched in their Yelp reviews and deservedly so...
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/01/15/pizza-delivery-man-thought-he-had-been-given-a-7-tip-but-what-the-car-dealership-did-to-him-after-has-people-outraged/
http://www.yelp.com/biz/f-and-r-auto-sales-westport
Oh man I have such a justice boner over that.
Also you think racial stereotypes are bad? Nothing compared to white peoples:
http://imgur.com/gallery/ijurM
ambergris
01-16-2015, 05:28 AM
Oh man I have such a justice boner over that.
Also you think racial stereotypes are bad? Nothing compared to white peoples:
http://imgur.com/gallery/ijurM
Eh, the only racial stereotype I can see there is that some companies think that white people are rich enough to potentially buy silly overpriced products.
sentient02970
01-16-2015, 05:55 AM
What a bunch of assholes. This dealership is getting torched in their Yelp reviews and deservedly so...
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/01/15/pizza-delivery-man-thought-he-had-been-given-a-7-tip-but-what-the-car-dealership-did-to-him-after-has-people-outraged/
http://www.yelp.com/biz/f-and-r-auto-sales-westport
Haha wow, the Yelp picture flood.
henryeatscereal
01-16-2015, 12:48 PM
http://i.imgur.com/miXF1jk.jpg
Krazy
01-16-2015, 03:58 PM
Bears got a new HC...
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--Ok_F4XON--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_320/alb5rkf8tky4koan1qs7.gif
binaryhermit
01-16-2015, 03:59 PM
I don't think Jay Cutler will still be a Bear when John Fox coaches his first game as a Bear.
Krazy
01-16-2015, 04:11 PM
I don't think Jay Cutler will still be a Bear when John Fox coaches his first game as a Bear.
I hope not, but they have to get creative with another team to make a trade. That's one hell of a cap hit to just dump him and put in someone who's incompetent to be an NFL QB. Cutler's a starter in the league, just not a very good one for that price.
I'm preparing for him to have at least one more year there. Meh. :/
Dra508
01-16-2015, 07:31 PM
Kansas figures out that they were going to have to raises taxes after their original tax cuts shorted them close to a billion in revenue. Seems most of the increases are sin taxes: beer and cigarettes. News Article quotes a citizen as saying:
"Do you cut back the smoking or do you cut back the medicine?" she said. "A lot of people are going to make the choice of the medicine."
Wait wut?
binaryhermit
01-16-2015, 07:35 PM
Republicans.
Bachy
01-16-2015, 10:00 PM
'Cause je t'aime.
http://youtu.be/Zt8nLvWBe7A
tony.parente
01-17-2015, 12:56 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XFBUM8dMqw
This had me absolutely crying at work
https://zippy.gfycat.com/DefensiveBonyAustraliancattledog.webm
richardp
01-17-2015, 01:24 AM
Kansas figures out that they were going to have to raises taxes after their original tax cuts shorted them close to a billion in revenue. Seems most of the increases are sin taxes: beer and cigarettes. News Article quotes a citizen as saying:
"Do you cut back the smoking or do you cut back the medicine?" she said. "A lot of people are going to make the choice of the medicine."
Wait wut?
Yup. Pretty accurate, honestly.
Bachy
01-17-2015, 11:04 AM
https://38.media.tumblr.com/dd177aa6d727ad3ae35c965811dfe197/tumblr_n1ra28Vcsc1qglx18o1_r1_250.gif
https://38.media.tumblr.com/766e95de680a554758b3f78a207ad1d0/tumblr_n1ra28Vcsc1qglx18o2_r1_250.gif
Jinsai
01-17-2015, 02:11 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pvy_uJxJ_-g
ambergris
01-17-2015, 03:46 PM
Here's a link to a VICE article on "The Sausage Castle", a party house in the swamp of Florida.
http://www.vice.com/read/the-sausage-castle-is-the-most-depraved-and-holsome-house-in-florida-456
Halo Infinity
01-17-2015, 08:09 PM
@henryeatscereal (http://www.echoingthesound.org/community/member.php?u=1572) - This seems to be the only thread where this type of post would fit since it's based on a parody/homage I've imagined. I also thought of mentioning you because you're actually a fan of both Nintendo and David Lynch movies.
Mr. Eddy and his themes just kept reminding me of Bowser and even Super Mario Bros. 3, and Robert Loggia's voice also seemed like it would've been a perfect fit for Bowser. It's pretty much as to why I think it would be rather sweet if Dorkly did a Mario/Lost Highway parody/homage.
ImTheWiseJanitor
01-18-2015, 10:45 AM
I would watch EVERYTHING on this list. If Stupid Movies Were Remade as Oscar Bait. (http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_301_if-stupid-movies-were-remade-as-oscar-bait/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=fanpage&utm_campaign=new+article&wa_ibsrc=fanpage)
http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/2/7/2/110272.jpg?v=1
I NEEEEEEED IIIIIIIIIT.
orestes
01-18-2015, 11:28 AM
Fucking hipsters. (http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/93513410.html)
henryeatscereal
01-18-2015, 01:02 PM
@henryeatscereal (http://www.echoingthesound.org/community/member.php?u=1572) - This seems to be the only thread where this type of post would fit since it's based on a parody/homage I've imagined. I also thought of mentioning you because you're actually a fan of both Nintendo and David Lynch movies.
You are correct, huge fan of both the old school NES and Lynch, i've seen your "Dorkly" vids they are nice, was a video supposed to go along with your post? i'm sorry but i'm not sure what video are you referring...
Halo Infinity
01-18-2015, 01:07 PM
Oh no, there actually wasn't any video, but it was a random Mario/Lost Highway thought that occurred to me before, which seemed to only fit into this thread, and I just thought of sharing it with you. Aside from that, it's nice to see that you've been enjoying the Dorkly videos.
I suppose that I could at least post this one though. The title alone got me interested as I just visited Dorkly as I was typing this response. I've also wondered about this sort of thing too, anyway :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9apNdSezAs
henryeatscereal
01-18-2015, 01:17 PM
Oh no, there actually wasn't any video, but it was a random Mario/Lost Highway thought that occurred to me before, which seemed to only fit into this thread, and I just thought of sharing it with you. Aside from that, it's nice to see that you've been enjoying the Dorkly videos.
I suppose I could at least post this one though. The title alone got me interested as I just visited Dorkly as I was typing this response. I've also wondered about this sort of thing too, anyway :)
Lol, now i see, actually i thought of that before, i found this image long ago, have you seen Twin Peaks already? you should, for some reason i think this wouldn't be such a bad idea if done in it's time...
http://welcometotwinpeaks.com/wp-content/uploads/twin-peaks-nintega-723x1024.jpg
Krazy
01-18-2015, 04:33 PM
https://33.media.tumblr.com/a290edb07a701bde152fe947aa0dcdf0/tumblr_mthr6na94v1ry46hlo1_400.gif
http://40.media.tumblr.com/6749625863eb7efdda3f05d3e9a7e691/tumblr_nctxtw1H4D1qbdvgio1_500.jpg
tony.parente
01-19-2015, 01:45 AM
https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10527873_10152684188807831_5743730571301864166_n.j pg?oh=7e67c3a06bd3929e3078c198f36765c1&oe=552FE440
Bought these on thinkgeek last week and they finally came in. I'm not sure if you guys have ever heard of these things but holy shit these things are a trip. For those who don't know what they are they're little tablets that you let disolve in your mouth and they bind to the sour/bitter receptors in your taste buds so they essentially prevent you from tasting sour/bitter things.
I ate a lemon like a fucking apple
I gargled jack daniels like mouthwash
I drank vinegar like it was water
The shit is magical.
tony.parente
01-19-2015, 03:15 AM
Wait a second...wait one darn second. When did they make ETS: Video edition?!?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XM-HJT8_esM
ibanez33
01-19-2015, 04:59 AM
I ate a lemon like a fucking apple
I gargled jack daniels like mouthwash
I drank vinegar like it was water
That all sounds fucking horrible. I want it.
sick among the pure
01-19-2015, 05:23 AM
https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10527873_10152684188807831_5743730571301864166_n.j pg?oh=7e67c3a06bd3929e3078c198f36765c1&oe=552FE440
Bought these on thinkgeek last week and they finally came in. I'm not sure if you guys have ever heard of these things but holy shit these things are a trip. For those who don't know what they are they're little tablets that you let disolve in your mouth and they bind to the sour/bitter receptors in your taste buds so they essentially prevent you from tasting sour/bitter things.
I ate a lemon like a fucking apple
I gargled jack daniels like mouthwash
I drank vinegar like it was water
The shit is magical.
My sister had one lest over once and we gave it to my fiance. He had a grapefruit (no sugar) for lunch and said it was too sweet so he bought a lemon too. I've kinda wanted to buy a pack.
tony.parente
01-19-2015, 05:52 AM
That all sounds fucking horrible. I want it.
Dude ketchup made me wanna die, strawberries tasted so sweet I gagged, my dogs butthole tasted like candy apples.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZmzBSbvVu8
Video of me eating a goddamned lemon. Also we have a rubber banded wash cloth over our smoke detector in our apartment because that motherfucker goes off when we coook something as stupid as chicken breast in our george foreman. Never had a smoke detector as sensitive as that thing.
Dude ketchup made me wanna die, strawberries tasted so sweet I gagged, my dogs butthole tasted like candy apples.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZmzBSbvVu8
Video of me eating a goddamned lemon. Also we have a rubber banded wash cloth over our smoke detector in our apartment because that motherfucker goes off when we coook something as stupid as chicken breast in our george foreman. Never had a smoke detector as sensitive as that thing.
you sound exactly how ive always pictured you in my
mind lmfao
tony.parente
01-19-2015, 09:01 AM
you sound exactly how ive always pictured you in my
mind lmfao
Like a huge douchebag? Haha
icecream
01-19-2015, 05:03 PM
http://www.avclub.com/article/now-you-can-buy-noam-chomsky-garden-gnome-214027?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=Default:1:Default
The Gnome Chomsky!
Like a huge douchebag? Haha
Yes!
j/k xxxxoooo
somethingelse
01-20-2015, 02:18 AM
Annnnnnnnd my last post reminded (TY YouTube recommendations) me of this Hey! Hey! classic...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Pn-tdBdDaw#t=77
(Nothing sums up Hey! Hey! It's Saturday! like 'Random Stupidity')
Only gaggin'!
tony.parente
01-20-2015, 03:06 AM
Took me a minute to get it, but LOL
http://i.imgur.com/pGiagXU.jpg
[/glassceiling]
Bachy
01-20-2015, 11:45 PM
http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news/42456/_1396987376.gif
ManBurning
01-21-2015, 02:20 AM
. Also we have a rubber banded wash cloth over our smoke detector in our apartment because that motherfucker goes off when we coook something as stupid as chicken breast in our george foreman. Never had a smoke detector as sensitive as that thing.
Damn, you just gave me a good idea! Ours is incredibly sensitive as well!
EVERY GODDAMN SUNDAY when we cook chicken breast ours goes off like a fucker. We're actually kinda shocked our upstairs neighbours have not complained about it, it's loud and obnoxious and they claim they can't hear it, but I beg to differ.
Halo Infinity
01-21-2015, 04:41 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXoJ0BrY6-A
Fixer808
01-21-2015, 07:51 PM
An oldie but a goodie. I'd play the shit out of Cube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aGDCE6Nrz0
tony.parente
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZABn-tvDEE
pulse
01-21-2015, 10:46 PM
@tont.parente
Ahahahahaha!
"Pepsi bottle... Coca-Cola glass... I don't give a damn."
binaryhermit
01-22-2015, 12:13 AM
http://gizmodo.com/10-bizarre-and-horrifying-sex-patents-nsfw-obviously-1680458629
eversonpoe
01-22-2015, 01:10 AM
http://gizmodo.com/10-bizarre-and-horrifying-sex-patents-nsfw-obviously-1680458629
"boob plunger" just made me laugh so hard i think i woke up my wife.
Krazy
01-22-2015, 08:41 PM
Took me a minute to get it, but LOL
[/glassceiling]
yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
maybe
yes, maybe, no, probably
maybe, probably not, maybe, no probably
no, no, maybe without glasses, probably, yes
definitely
probably, maybe, probably
doubt it, maybe, probably
(not into dudes, don't care what Ryan says)
(not into dudes)
Liar.
lmao at "definitely". She's the only definite one there.
Halo Infinity
01-23-2015, 01:15 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYd_5aggzd4
sentient02970
01-23-2015, 07:40 AM
Haha! That's the exact advice I give everyone: "Go to your module, configure settings, cleanse...it's no big deal" as I walk out with my jacket over my shoulder.
Bachy
01-23-2015, 12:07 PM
I posted this in the Age of Ultron thread as well. Thought it deserved a place here too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zAgkErdbuo
october_midnight
01-23-2015, 01:41 PM
Speaker company SONOS has a crazy new logo. Hint: scroll up and down while looking at it...
http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/sonos_logo-750x312.jpg
henryeatscereal
01-23-2015, 01:58 PM
Inspired by the "Guilty pleasures", thread elevenism
http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz3auwqww71qzaxefo1_500.jpg
Halo Infinity
01-23-2015, 04:52 PM
Piko thevoid99 Deepvoid TheyCallMeDrug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m4-lSllrXk
Bachy
01-23-2015, 05:15 PM
This was such a good show:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XmD_m8Vl8A
Halo Infinity
01-23-2015, 06:06 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_0vJBvYBmc
Halo Infinity
01-23-2015, 06:07 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuJQgJZ7srY
Bachy
01-23-2015, 11:44 PM
http://youtu.be/vq_pjh1y2Ec
tony.parente
01-24-2015, 12:02 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8hGZoXWR70
Halo Infinity
01-24-2015, 09:27 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkgLjrjIQ1k
tony.parente
01-25-2015, 03:19 AM
http://i.imgur.com/CCOVO4i.gif
Fixer808
01-25-2015, 01:32 PM
Took me a few seconds to get that...
tony.parente
01-26-2015, 01:33 AM
http://i.imgur.com/qN6CP9g.jpg
Hm......
Frozen Beach
01-26-2015, 05:27 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUWroUcj03I#t=64
Halo Infinity
01-26-2015, 07:14 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5tGQk7OGIk
I don't even...
https://invisiblegirlfriend.com
ambergris
01-27-2015, 06:22 AM
I don't even...
https://invisiblegirlfriend.com
Exists for everyone...
https://invisibleboyfriend.com/
Deepvoid
01-28-2015, 03:19 PM
@Piko (http://www.echoingthesound.org/community/member.php?u=358) @thevoid99 (http://www.echoingthesound.org/community/member.php?u=254) @Deepvoid (http://www.echoingthesound.org/community/member.php?u=676) @TheyCallMeDrug (http://www.echoingthesound.org/community/member.php?u=432)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m4-lSllrXk
Got your PM but can't reply. Says yours are turned off.
Halo Infinity
01-28-2015, 03:35 PM
Oh, sorry about that, as I usually keep them off, and I thought that you left. It's nice to see that you enjoyed the Full House parody though.
*I've also been on a bit of a Kung Fu Panda kick as of late. I thought that they actually went a lot farther than I thought they did with the series, but had no idea they'd actually release official clips like this one.* :p
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jsO-mzVfRs
Halo Infinity
01-28-2015, 05:24 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEp8OKJ5e5Y
Bachy
01-28-2015, 08:10 PM
I have a slight addiction to Vine:
https://vine.co/v/OTVVemzLA1r
tony.parente
01-28-2015, 08:15 PM
Getting facepalmed is honestly one of the best parts of ETS.
allegro
01-29-2015, 07:32 AM
that's so 6th grade of you, Tony.
tony.parente
01-29-2015, 07:39 AM
that's so 6th grade of you, Tony.
I read at an 8th grade level thank you very much.
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