Random Stupidity, Post-Apocalpyse Edition

[allegate]

...does no one look at something like that and say "hey, maybe we're taking this all too seriously"? or are they all Principal Skinner and "No, it's the children who are wrong."

also I will legit go and listen to Party Cannon because of that font choice.

[Demogorgon]

The one rule about death metal logos is, if people can read it, you're doing it wrong.

[october_midnight]

I actually first listened to Party Cannon a few years back...not bad lol.

Also in other news:

https://twitter.com/StrangestMp4/status/1234978379511676928

[Halo Infinity]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDKp_ykAKyQ

[october_midnight]

Late stoppage...

https://twitter.com/mikewhoatv/status/1237323723583168512

[Halo Infinity]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goYsjR2sLJs


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_I84f-n7dTc


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHHfRl8nd5Q


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo3NzX2dudI


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnZOFh4_B84

[binaryhermit]

https://www.espn.com/olympics/story/_/id/28943572/dick-pound-says-olympics-postponed-21-ioc-responds

(Is it me or does "dick pound" sound like a euphemism for vigorous male masturbation?)

[binaryhermit]

Err, maybe male isn't the right word. Make that "masturbation by someone with a penis".

[binaryhermit]

Dr Dick Chopp, urologist
https://urologyaustin.com/doctors/richard-chopp-md/

[eversonpoe]

Dr Dick Chopp, urologist
https://urologyaustin.com/doctors/richard-chopp-md/

eeeeeeeeeep hahahahahaha i don't think most people would want a urologist named "dick chop" regardless of gender hahahaha

[binaryhermit]

eeeeeeeeeep hahahahahaha i don't think most people would want a urologist named "dick chop" regardless of gender hahahaha
I could see trans women going to him, assuming urologists are who does gender confirmation surgery...

[thefragile_jake]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP5-P3yIfRA

More people should watch Sick Animation.

[october_midnight]

I am fucking. Dying.

https://twitter.com/MCamerlengo/status/1256981877187108864

[eversonpoe]

I am fucking. Dying.

that was incredible.

"all i can smell is salt & vinegar chips"

[allegate]

what the fuck

https://i.imgur.com/K6kV6Tf.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/te4wB07.jpg

[henryeatscereal]

Yeah, not proud to say, but there are lots of people that think the 5G and the knee-liquid stealing thing is real, but not all are poor, actually we have lots of stupid rich people here, too.

I think it's similar to the whole "NWO-conspiracy" going on in the USA, all this pademic shit is making people even crazier...

[MrLobster]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zng5kRle4FA

classic​...

[MrLobster]

https://twitter.com/QualiaRedux/status/1260559922988711948

[MrLobster]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeXZf-lyqcY

[allegate]

is that who Marion Ravenwood was based on? because holy fuck.

[MrLobster]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0fnkEnwNm8

[MrLobster]

is that who Marion Ravenwood was based on? because holy fuck.

We just call her The Viking.

[MrLobster]

https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1273400070189219841

[allegate]

I need the director to make a Transformers movie.

[october_midnight]

I uhh...

https://twitter.com/charles270/status/1274862057825992704

[MrLobster]

I uhh...

Fun fact; gyro's are called that because they rotate... as in gyroscopic.

(and that's still a better pay day than Fyre Fest)

[MrLobster]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WFHnHYmmsY

I've probably watched this movie more than any other... this, Police Academy (just the first one; class warfare, racial tensions and of course, the Blue Oyster), Clue and The Pirate Movie.

[october_midnight]

Fuck!

https://twitter.com/oHardenJr/status/1273467097058664448

[MrLobster]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnRDPt4j5pw

I found it oddly satisfying...

[allegate]

Put a ticket in this morning and it was closed rather quickly. This is the note on it though:


I am Larry @ EXT ##### if there are any questions
I’ll be sure to do that, Larry with no extension.

[october_midnight]

Speechless.

https://twitter.com/rexchapman/status/1277738669852495874?s=21

[october_midnight]

I'm so tired.

https://twitter.com/rim_aj/status/1277739365851172866

[Jon]

'Murica

https://i.imgur.com/VDoZ9vV.jpg

[MrLobster]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8r3WwrO9Uw

It was a nice night of fireworks until...

[allegate]

Honestly a little flabbergasted by where I should put this. Piss me off thread? Well maybe. Covid because of masks? ehhh...could be? fuck it, let's go to random stupidity.

https://twitter.com/ErinMayeQuade/status/1287144439358590984

[eversonpoe]

https://i.gifer.com/1Jj9.gif

[allegate]

Saw an article this morning saying that they were issued a ban from the store.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2020/07/27/walmart-mask-nazi-minnesota/

Oh hey, it's all stores. wow.
The older pair, who were not formally identified, have since been banned from all Walmart stores for at least a year, the company confirmed to The Washington Post.

[october_midnight]

I mean, I think it's a hot stretch of weather sure...but it could always be worse. (https://www.theweathernetwork.com/ca/videos/gallery/the-challenges-of-fursuiting-during-hot-summer-days/sharevideo/6175047706001/most_popular)

[allegate]

I always - always - hover over a link to see what I'm in for if I click.

I was not expecting that.

[october_midnight]

There are a bunch of these, but this one.... fuckssakes.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss-P4qLLUyk

[richardp]

https://youtu.be/yoYryRRByqY

[botley]

I mean, I think it's a hot stretch of weather sure...but it could always be worse. (https://www.theweathernetwork.com/ca/videos/gallery/the-challenges-of-fursuiting-during-hot-summer-days/sharevideo/6175047706001/most_popular)

Man, I'm so glad I still dip into this thread every once in a while.

[october_midnight]

Whoa. Ultimate life hack right here.

https://twitter.com/Aiden_Nsl/status/1291308415319445511

[Jon]

I'm going to put this here because it's shoes, but...

Fuck the shoe community. Stupid hype beast ding bats. $1000-$3000 for a pair of Nike x Grateful Dead SB Dunk Lows ($110 retail).

"Herp-a-derp, but they're popular in the skater community!" Yes, but no, that's not what the issue is here.

[allegate]

I laughed but it's certainly random stupidity more than anything. UQkav8T Also it's German. Right click "show controls" for volume button.

[MrLobster]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spbyoUU6uxU

[DF118]

There are currently 392 users online. 16 members and 376 guests.

Who the fuck are all you people?

[allegate]

https://i.imgur.com/LmBvkT4.png

https://i.imgur.com/cx0FasV.png

[allegro]

https://twitter.com/walgreens/status/1301190624020967424?s=21

[botley]

Can't get next to you!

[allegate]

I would have put this in the Nintendo thread but I feel like being stupid today.

https://twitter.com/Wario64/status/1301885235974402050?s=20

99% of the people buying these will never wear them. I thought I had grown out of my mid-30's "that's a stupid thing to spend money on" phase but apparently there are things that are still stupid to spend money on.

This is fully irrational, don't think for a second that I feel justified here. I mean, this is coming from the guy who is saving up for a $3,200 bicycle.

Although part of it is also Nintendo doing the Disney Vault thing with these things. "We're making, like 45 of these things and then cutting it off. Just like the NES mini we can't have people actually owning the things they want! Perpetual FOMO for everyone!"

So let's just say 70/30 of stupid/jealousy, yeah?

[Jon]

I would have put this in the Nintendo thread but I feel like being stupid today.

https://twitter.com/Wario64/status/1301885235974402050?s=20

99% of the people buying these will never wear them. I thought I had grown out of my mid-30's "that's a stupid thing to spend money on" phase but apparently there are things that are still stupid to spend money on.

This is fully irrational, don't think for a second that I feel justified here. I mean, this is coming from the guy who is saving up for a $3,200 bicycle.

Although part of it is also Nintendo doing the Disney Vault thing with these things. "We're making, like 45 of these things and then cutting it off. Just like the NES mini we can't have people actually owning the things they want! Perpetual FOMO for everyone!"

So let's just say 70/30 of stupid/jealousy, yeah?

Those look like some K-Mart shoes...

[MrLobster]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcqfa_uj2hA

[allegate]

https://twitter.com/BadLegalTakes/status/1305544621582245888?s=20

[october_midnight]

Fuck yeah.

https://twitter.com/clowncoreWORLD/status/1306224500967645184

[allegate]

https://twitter.com/wes_chu/status/1309171466378846210?s=20

https://i.gifer.com/FUDL.gif

[ickyvicky]

eewwwww

[Erneuert]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUOtljCAiuo (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nUOtljCAiuo)

[Erneuert]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NciVs1LBMBM (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NciVs1LBMBM)

[Erneuert]

allegate - money shot at 00:48 mark:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsBVvlJjNtc (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hsBVvlJjNtc&t=48s)

[allegate]

have you seen video of people eating geoduck? (pronounced gooey)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2Kd1JeHGLc

Also, wtf at Kraft:

https://twitter.com/Eater/status/1310590920996290561

[tony.parente]

So i bought one of those one chip challenge things and i'm gonna eat it on facebook live tonight at 8:00pm central time if yall wanna watch me abuse my body for social media attention.

https://www.facebook.com/thetonybologna/videos/10157993975442831/?extid=RJvUPup3QzkyhOYK&d=n

[MrLobster]

https://twitter.com/MMARoasted/status/1310613654421659653

[MrLobster]

So i bought one of those one chip challenge things and i'm gonna eat it on facebook live tonight at 8:00pm central time if yall wanna watch me abuse my body for social media attention.

For reference if anyone wants a glimpse into the future...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBOqijntCBI

[allegate]

ha, that was great.

[tony.parente]

So i bought one of those one chip challenge things and i'm gonna eat it on facebook live tonight at 8:00pm central time if yall wanna watch me abuse my body for social media attention.
https://www.facebook.com/thetonybologna/videos/10157993975442831/?extid=RJvUPup3QzkyhOYK&d=n

That was probably the biggest mistake of my life and I’ve had a divorce lol

[Erneuert]

have you seen video of people eating geoduck? (pronounced gooey)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2Kd1JeHGLc

Oh, god, is that what they’re called? I thought it was freaky enough alive. Seeing it look like a big dead dick like that makes me think like how Mr Mackey talked in that one episode: “ohhh it’s really bad,
mmmmmkayyyy!”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-IXy-hfxbo (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3-IXy-hfxbo)

[Erneuert]

allegate, moreover, I was hesitant in eating my kebab for dinner tonight for not so subtle reasons:

https://i.ibb.co/cwQvcrR/95-B4-E8-CE-5-ADB-46-C2-B77-A-D6-B1-C7-F1-C586.jpg

[Erneuert]

allegate why does the 00:48 second mark make me so emotional?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axiGV09C85A


Also,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24e8Y3Vi0Ao

[richardp]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfzX9uav7yA&feature=youtu.be

[allegate]

you didn't even get the spam right the first time, you had to edit it?

(in regards to the spam that will be deleted/banned shortly)

https://twitter.com/dinoman_j/status/1314153734688178176?s=20

[kel]

hi, guys.

[Erneuert]

oh hai there, how r u 2day?

[Erneuert]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF0-EanhN2g (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VF0-EanhN2g)

[Jon]

That was probably the biggest mistake of my life...

Tony, upon receiving his copy of The Fragile: Deviations 1 on vinyl:

https://i.imgur.com/42AbP1A.png

[ickyvicky]

I've decided to download Tik Tok to see what all the fuss is about - oh my goodness, I'm hooked. lol

[MrLobster]

I've decided to download Tik Tok to see what all the fuss is about - oh my goodness, I'm hooked. lol

If you search for " coub " on YouTube you'll find a whole bunch of decent compilations of TikTok-esque content... (but maybe ignore the ones with anime/manga or gaming thumbnails... unless you're into those)

[Jon]

I'mBenShapirothisis the BenShapiroshow.. you know thedemoracts are trying to destroy the election...

Please pickup my book...

Holy shit, shut the fuck up and slow the fuck down.

[MrLobster]

Holy shit, shut the fuck up and slow the fuck down.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDMjgOYOcDw

[Archive_Reports]

https://twitter.com/idecausah/status/1318738065964306432

[allegate]

https://twitter.com/Arbys/status/1325311287367245824?s=20

*confusedscreaming.jpg*

[tony.parente]

Anyone want a free month of Barkbox? I have a code that came with my months box.

barkbox.com/join/nov-refer
code: NOV20X79D4D2

If you use it just comment or whatever. I wasn't sure what to do with this and yall have dogs and things.

[Erneuert]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhEfvGZM6jw (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BhEfvGZM6jw)

[elevenism]

I found a news blooper. One of these ladies audibly farts around the 3:50 mark. This is unedited, and it's hilarious, especially because she farts right after her long list of titles and accomplishments are listed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zlij7RH6TU&t=235s

[tony.parente]

https://i.redd.it/0j06wswz15061.gif

[Erneuert]

GOOD HEAVENS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDjqcUOdu0M (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bDjqcUOdu0M)

[allegate]

I just got an email with a screen shot in it. It's a picture of a person's screen. It is dated 11/18/2020 so I know it's not from the past.

I don't know how she completed the training if she's that much of a luddite but whatever.

Also it's kind of funny that the certificate says "for null learning hours" but I'm not the training manager so I don't care, not my problem.

lesser issue: in the email string I found out that due to the nurse not knowing how to spell "Deborah" the ladies name is misspelled.

[allegate]

https://twitter.com/AnsgarTOdinson/status/1334015546979803137?s=20

Jesus we're fucked.

The only good part of Ready Player Two so far has been the positing that social media is the Great Filter (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Filter) that will be the end of humanity. And by good I guess I mean bad in that particular light.

[binaryhermit]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEfCySfhTKU

[allegate]

I swear we had a horror thread.

https://twitter.com/Karnythia/status/1336075671957868549?s=20

https://media.tenor.com/images/cc03b0231574368ccee7d4a4b4d54163/tenor.gif

[Demogorgon]

Folks, i give you: COVID-19, The Movie.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11990460/

[tony.parente]

Folks, i give you: COVID-19, The Movie.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11990460/
Kevin Nash?!??

[Demogorgon]

Kevin Nash?!??

I know, i was surprised too. It's probably gonna suck but, maybe it'll suck in a Sharknado sort of way.

[Jon]

Folks, i give you: COVID-19, The Movie.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11990460/

COVID-19: The Invasion
COVID-20
COVID-21: Lethal Virus

Related only in name...

[allegate]

https://twitter.com/ZhugeEX/status/1339875467302735872?s=20

what in the Kentucky-Fried-Hell is that?

[Magnetic]

https://twitter.com/ZhugeEX/status/1339875467302735872?s=20

what in the Kentucky-Fried-Hell is that?
https://media1.tenor.com/images/ed121184500152c42725c780a86420c4/tenor.gif?itemid=13700763

[Jon]

https://twitter.com/ZhugeEX/status/1339875467302735872?s=20

what in the Kentucky-Fried-Hell is that?

Still not as terrifying as a century egg.

[halloween]

Folks, i give you: COVID-19, The Movie.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11990460/

This one seems more interesting,

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11246434/?ref_=tt_sims_tt

"The climate change has released an ancient rabies virus trapped in the Antarctica ice. A female scientist tries to get to the laboratory to create a cure to save the world, protected by an eccentric and two members of the special forces."

[MrLobster]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn3KWM1kuAw&feature=youtu.be

[october_midnight]

https://scontent.fyka1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.15752-9/134642022_828663691039057_2510522064961686338_n.pn g?_nc_cat=100&ccb=2&_nc_sid=ae9488&_nc_ohc=tf_UWflxzokAX8HTTBF&_nc_ht=scontent.fyka1-1.fna&oh=c2bcdd462af2b2e1cfec6f470606e4c1&oe=6012E127

[esomiso]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhEfvGZM6jw (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BhEfvGZM6jw)

I felt that.

[allegate]

Denmark debuts new children's TV show about a man with a huge and uncontrollable penis (https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/07/europe/denmark-john-dillermand-controversy-scli-intl/index.html)

[Erneuert]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdpkH9OoDZU (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdpkH9OoDZU)

[ickyvicky]

^^ lmao

[allegate]

https://twitter.com/jason_koebler/status/1348639246467223552?s=20

[october_midnight]

https://twitter.com/welegi_/status/1347208866191319041

[october_midnight]

https://scontent.fcxh2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.15752-9/138768901_163006071940384_420686498387481747_n.jpg ?_nc_cat=106&ccb=2&_nc_sid=ae9488&_nc_ohc=oAV9TxFyr8wAX-LHEa8&_nc_ht=scontent.fcxh2-1.fna&oh=94d67d3e230c1e8958df8089b5ab50de&oe=60277B98

[MrLobster]

https://twitter.com/FrankLuntz/status/1349829956579127298

[Erneuert]

Oh GOD IT NEVER ENDS!

https://youtube.com/shorts/uCoKJ2oKcxg

[Erneuert]

Man, is anyone else getting recommended this meme all over YouTube? It’s flooding at the moment everywhere:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfNbEWVajgM (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MfNbEWVajgM)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgcglGNgdFc (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TgcglGNgdFc)

[Eferre]

Heads down logo
https://images.app.goo.gl/7nuE53C8uPRE73FV9

Parler logo
https://images.app.goo.gl/nufzdyaNEecJ7zFd9

Coincidence ? I don’t think so ....

[Erneuert]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO1l9T2PWJ8 (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SO1l9T2PWJ8)

[Erneuert]

Heads down logo
https://images.app.goo.gl/7nuE53C8uPRE73FV9

Parler logo
https://images.app.goo.gl/nufzdyaNEecJ7zFd9

Coincidence ? I don’t think so ....

You mean from The Slip artwork?

[allegro]

https://twitter.com/lizzicochrane/status/1351257985633447938?s=21

[allegate]

https://twitter.com/shadow_kylie/status/1351998951113818116?s=20

[october_midnight]

We need this pandemic to be over.

https://twitter.com/bydavidgardner/status/1359215155784081414?s=10 (https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2Fbydavidgardner %2Fstatus%2F1359215155784081414%3Fs%3D10%26fbclid% 3DIwAR1Y8pCLIKBy33p21Yw3inKr5E4SBE4XKWDDxteHdzDh1A AuNpHwiB6pyJo&h=AT3tPJ5GTT03JwuQ8VF88z1kuuDzEBAx_ZnxtjhvAQEnlrG4 H9f-Pqx74S6yCMaymZjpcQh5ck4IHL4v1SaQfXL6BshURC5Cxa6j1u 671v5VB5_qtXrWM8-UuY6DwyqZDsk)

[allegro]

^^ I have been laughing at that ALL DAY, omg

Edit: Honestly all court hearings should use that filter. I’m still wondering if they continued with the hearing with him as a cat.

Edit: Damn, found out his Secretary fixed it a minute later.

[Archive_Reports]

https://twitter.com/ElSangito/status/1358540024954843136

[Erneuert]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtHC29merkU (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RtHC29merkU)

[Krazy]

Best VIN ever. Amazing this happened, and a reminder to buy yourself a lottery ticket at least once a week...

https://jalopnik.com/this-honda-cr-v-has-the-best-vin-ever-and-confirms-that-1846229866

[Erneuert]

Best VIN ever. Amazing this happened, and a reminder to buy yourself a lottery ticket at least once a week...

https://jalopnik.com/this-honda-cr-v-has-the-best-vin-ever-and-confirms-that-1846229866

"Is there some higher force telling us to buy Hondas, get high, have mutual oral sex and fart?"

^ lmao

[allegate]

https://twitter.com/2020Politi/status/1364313761897533441

[Erneuert]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joAV3JLSqQw (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=joAV3JLSqQw)

[allegate]

https://twitter.com/DMRegister/status/1365441615700123655

what the hell.

[Erneuert]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGtIPhps12A (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HGtIPhps12A)

[allegate]

https://twitter.com/dtmooreeditor/status/1366725402421567492?s=20

[Erneuert]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNrnOUvQ0cQ (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SNrnOUvQ0cQ)

[ickyvicky]

Sounded like a damn fire alarm beep

[Erneuert]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e45chH10GNk (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e45chH10GNk)

[Erneuert]

Sounded like a damn fire alarm beep

OH, THE HUMANITY! Sarah K

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E31c2ozNMWE (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E31c2ozNMWE)

[chuckrh]

I'm now an ordained priest in the Church of the Latter-Day Dude. :D

Just Take It Easy, Mankind

https://dudeism.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/dude-vinci.png
Come join the slowest-growing religion in the world – Dudeism. An ancient philosophy that preaches non-preachiness, practices as little as possible, and above all, uh…lost my train of thought there. Anyway, if you’d like to find peace on earth and goodwill, man, we’ll help you get started. Right after a little nap.
First, you might want to
Get ordained as a Dudeist priest (https://dudeism.com/ordination). There are over 600,000 worldwide.

[GulDukat]

The only rule is that you have to hate the fuckin' Eagles.

[Swykk]

That’s just like your opinion, man.

[allegro]

Out of my fucking cab.

[Jinsai]

Can I still join if I hate the fucking Eagles but my biggest guilty pleasure is the song Desperado?

[tony.parente]

The eagles are a motherfucking American treasure and I WILL die on this hill.

[Erneuert]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8qhrURrQbI (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G8qhrURrQbI)

[ltrandazzo]

I'm now an ordained priest in the Church of the Latter-Day Dude. :D

Just Take It Easy, Mankind

https://dudeism.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/dude-vinci.png
Come join the slowest-growing religion in the world – Dudeism. An ancient philosophy that preaches non-preachiness, practices as little as possible, and above all, uh…lost my train of thought there. Anyway, if you’d like to find peace on earth and goodwill, man, we’ll help you get started. Right after a little nap.
First, you might want to
Get ordained as a Dudeist priest (https://dudeism.com/ordination). There are over 600,000 worldwide.



I'm sorry, I love this, but this is Random Stupidity.

[chuckrh]

I'm sorry, I love this, but this is Random Stupidity.

You're the admin. I don't laugh a lot these days but this made me happy. Evidently I can now perform weddings in some places. That's hilarious! BTW: they have some awesome t-shirts too!

[Erneuert]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StHMB1nhwb4 (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=StHMB1nhwb4)

[ickyvicky]

That kid is gonna get shot lmao

[allegate]

https://twitter.com/sabrinamcmillin/status/1368957319904718850

[MrLobster]

^^^ one of the best musicals out there

[allegate]

yes and we're never getting that part two now.
https://twitter.com/sabrinamcmillin/status/1368957319904718850

This was posted in response to the Burger King UK tweet about "women should be in the kitchen". The second follow-up tweet was "because there aren't enough women there now". So it's a play on the Dr. Horrible scene here.

[MrLobster]

yes and we're never getting that part two now.

Jed and Maurissa can do it without him easily enough... so i'm choosing to hold out hope.


This was posted in response to the Burger King UK tweet about "women should be in the kitchen". The second follow-up tweet was "because there aren't enough women there now". So it's a play on the Dr. Horrible scene here.

Yeah, I read that this morning and wondered why they thought that phrasing was a good idea...

SEX
(now that I have your attention, let's talk auto-insurance)

*sigh*

[MrLobster]

https://twitter.com/nihilist_arbys/status/1369150930541809667

[chuckrh]

https://twitter.com/nihilist_arbys/status/1369150930541809667


Arby's.....when your stomach needs a good kick in the balls.

[ickyvicky]

I've never had Arby's before

[chuckrh]

I've never had Arby's before

You are blessed, don't ruin it.

[richardp]

https://youtu.be/F_HkbJWBYqk

[Erneuert]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MIH948b_uQ (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0MIH948b_uQ)

[Erneuert]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B0kMtm6aFU (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_B0kMtm6aFU)

[allegate]

https://twitter.com/xkcd/status/1370072093493182468

why would they feel the need to point this out? do idiots read their articles?

[richardp]

https://twitter.com/xkcd/status/1370072093493182468

why would they feel the need to point this out? do idiots read their articles?

People believe Hilary Clinton drinks blood from children in the basement of a pizza shop, so all bets are off.

[allegate]

https://media0.giphy.com/media/dxbPGFv7tSK3e/200.gif

[fillow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPLFpOUtH7U

[Erneuert]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPB8KgQ5yoQ (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zPB8KgQ5yoQ)

[allegate]

https://twitter.com/minakimes/status/1373758476954963972

a lot of random stupidity in here but there are a lot of hilarious stories.

[Erneuert]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MIH948b_uQ (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0MIH948b_uQ)

I keep finding the eating of the dandelion part strangely satisfying.

[allegate]

https://twitter.com/JensenKarp/status/1374051365417230336

this is equal parts hilarious and disgusting, especially the follow ups from the cereal company.

[Erneuert]

the intensity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vdr5b_FuNEY (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Vdr5b_FuNEY)

[allegate]

https://twitter.com/JensenKarp/status/1374051365417230336

this is equal parts hilarious and disgusting, especially the follow ups from the cereal company.
OH man, this is so much worse this morning.
https://twitter.com/JensenKarp/status/1374153680203567105

[Erneuert]

Totally random, but: fillow and seasonsinthesky - for some reason I always associate you two as like the same person, lol

[allegate]

https://twitter.com/USATODAY/status/1374584257738313730?s=20

"grape nuts" and "black market" are words I know but never thought would be in the same sentence.

[Magnetic]

I'm so confused....

[fillow]

Totally random, but: @fillow (https://www.echoingthesound.org/community/member.php?u=348) and @seasonsinthesky (https://www.echoingthesound.org/community/member.php?u=485) - for some reason I always associate you two as like the same person, lol

oh shi-
what gave us away?

Anyway:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPA31kvEUyY

[allegate]

https://twitter.com/UncleFahey/status/1375106228515450880?s=20

[MrLobster]

https://twitter.com/MysterySolvent/status/1375325647623577600

[allegate]

https://i.makeagif.com/media/7-06-2015/Rx3E2n.gif

[ickyvicky]

How the hell do they not hit the blue part?

[Erneuert]

LOL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TB_YNomoaf4 (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TB_YNomoaf4)

[allegate]

https://twitter.com/KeithCarson/status/1376980818854346758

People are legit stupid.

[MrLobster]

People are legit stupid.

I'll always remember with fondness when on "Drying Out Colder" we would pray...

[Archive_Reports]

https://twitter.com/theavsabs/status/1377499543823024130

[Erneuert]

https://twitter.com/KeithCarson/status/1376980818854346758

People are legit stupid.

I’m ready to move to Mars with the handful of intelligent people on the planet and start a new civilisation whenever you are.

[Serene Nymph]

There is a... fascinating new feature on this site that appears to be unintended. I'm referring to the sound effects playing every time I scroll up or down. Anyone else experiencing this?
Also, great opportunity to use this gem of comedy:


https://youtu.be/TUTAL9LDHRc

[allegate]

yeah, I scrolled and my wife was like "wtf was that" lol

I hope that the guy I was just talking to on the phone is also browsing ETS. pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease let him have been scrolling ETS.

[Erneuert]

That’s the same April fools joke we have here every year.

[Serene Nymph]

Yeah, I just looked at the date, I’m so stupid lol.

[Archive_Reports]

yeah, I scrolled and my wife was like "wtf was that" lol

I hope that the guy I was just talking to on the phone is also browsing ETS. pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease let him have been scrolling ETS.

When on conference calls through Skype all site sounds are slightly muted. Was scrolling and thought someone was sniffling or blowing their nose unmuted. Honestly almost said something before I remembered.

[poinoup]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOX0_wP3qV4

Best thing I've seen this week.

[october_midnight]

https://twitter.com/ScottSeiss/status/1384517698307121153

https://twitter.com/ScottSeiss/status/1384532061097242631

[eversonpoe]

1071186818526175233

[ickyvicky]

I have kept 1 pair of my JNCO jeans because I didn't have the heart to get rid of it. I wish they were back in style, lol

[allegate]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EzonXwAVcAAbwIz?format=jpg&name=900x900

[Archive_Reports]

https://twitter.com/KetanJ0/status/1387710309767565312

[allegate]

https://twitter.com/zakiscorner/status/1389555644093501451

every time I think we're doing alright I see something like this and it takes me back down a step or three.

[eversonpoe]

every time I think we're doing alright I see something like this and it takes me back down a step or three.

dying at "beethoven's discography"

yeah, y'know, fuck history or learning anything about the past. not like we need to worry about repeating mistakes that have already been made as a society -_-

[tony.parente]

dying at "beethoven's discography"

yeah, y'know, fuck history or learning anything about the past. not like we need to worry about repeating mistakes that have already been made as a society -_-
Imagine thinking you know about music but not having every Beethoven cd.

[allegate]

Imagine thinking you know about music but not having every Beethoven cd.
"pfft, you have every NIN release? I have every Beethoven release and even some setlists."

I wonder - because I'm not going to type their names out - how many of those accounts are set to private right now.

[allegate]

is there a Saw thread?

https://twitter.com/marcbernardin/status/1390377029355249665

[ickyvicky]

What the fuck?

Is he going to make Saw like the Wayans brothers did with Scary Movie? Is it more of a comedy than thriller?

[eversonpoe]

What the fuck?

Is he going to make Saw like the Wayans brothers did with Scary Movie? Is it more of a comedy than thriller?

"saw quotes" is a comedy twitter that consistently makes up stuff about the saw movies. it's hilarious. so i think someone was messing with them in return.

1390377789354700801

[ickyvicky]

Gotcha, thanks!

[Haysey_Draws]

Funny thing happened today, while on a team meeting at home my intercom went off. This wasn't strange as i'm expecting a package, so i went to answer it and left the work meeting unmuted, when i answered i got this replay...

"I'M SELLING PILLS, NEED ANY PILLS?"




Thankfully the people in the meeting found this funny. Who goes around door to door selling pills, at midday on a busy highstreet?! I didn't ask what pills and i didn't buy any....just really fracking weird.

[elevenism]

I have kept 1 pair of my JNCO jeans because I didn't have the heart to get rid of it. I wish they were back in style, lolLol. I'd still be wearing my kickwear K-Nets with the handy secret stash pocket in the seam, and my GAT jeans that flared out to 40" per leg, that had a giant orange Chinese dragon on them, if those jeans hadn't literally fallen apart.

Idgaf.

I'd ESPECIALLY still wear them to the Drum and Bass show :p

[elevenism]

Also, I have Beethoven's unreleased shit, AND his early mixtapes, allegate .

[tony.parente]

COx-YbwD94I

Got my krazy straw in the mail today

[elevenism]

Got my krazy straw in the mail today

Does that say...butter...butter DICK? Is that a pet name? I probably don't wanna know, do i? :p

[tony.parente]

https://i.redd.it/y5tndld9yoz61.pnghttps://preview.redd.it/y5tndld9yoz61.png?width=583&auto=webp&e789b517https://preview.redd.it/y5tndld9yoz61.png

[allegate]

https://twitter.com/OutOfContextMex/status/1394663891251175433

what the hell.

[Jinsai]

how has this been available to watch all day long on the internet for years now, and nobody told me about it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOkafzjtZqs

[tony.parente]

Does anyone have a copy of that meme where a scientist is standing next to a huge pile of papers and a sign that says something like “these studies show vaccines are safe” and another scientist is standing next to a sign holding a paper that says “this one says they’re not” and the person grabs the paper from the not safe scientist and smiles?

[allegate]

Do you mean the college humor bit?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJD1Iwy5lUY

I say start at :40 if only because that part is hilarious and also is right before the vaccine bit.

also watching these things it's amazing how many people are famous now. holy crow.

[Erneuert]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfCIVVm7CYU (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sfCIVVm7CYU)

[Erneuert]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS6QnPzO-KU (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pS6QnPzO-KU)

[shade]

.. I've woken up in worse places without crack. :D

Reminds me of East Hastings/Vancouver, though. That was a new mindfuck every day, passing by downtown eastside.

[Erneuert]

.. I've woken up in worse places without crack. :D

Reminds me of East Hastings/Vancouver, though. That was a new mindfuck every day, passing by downtown eastside.

While I was watching it I couldn’t tell if I would burst out laughing or just do the little “heh” thing and move on, but as soon as his head popped out and he started talking I just lost it, lol.

[allegate]

https://twitter.com/thisisnotjuice/status/1402834723894751243?s=20

there aren't enough words to help me with this.

[ickyvicky]

She was truckin' 'n fuckin' around for sure lmao

[Jon]

She was truckin' 'n fuckin' around for sure lmao

They've got an "I bleached my asshole for this" t-shirt in black, navy, or dark heather if you're interested.

Also, I kinda want to sell my Monster mini fridge that I definitely did not obtain using Cranking The Hog reward points.

[Detunez]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZWl7oParH0

It certainly was a weird random experience when watching that video on mute while "isn't everyone" is playing in the background, on loop.

[allegate]

She was truckin' 'n fuckin' around for sure lmaodid you see the sign above her?

They've got an "I bleached my asshole for this" t-shirt in black, navy, or dark heather if you're interested.

Also, I kinda want to sell my Monster mini fridge that I definitely did not obtain using Cranking The Hog reward points.
I love that a woman won the "Cranking the Hog" contest. Equality does exist! lol

[Erneuert]

allegate for some reason this made me think of you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nALD25M2yU (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8nALD25M2yU)

[muad'nin]

https://youtu.be/qBE9TZP26FI

[Detunez]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6OBk9YBLQU

[Erneuert]

That potato in the thumbnail…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ku2j6TGkAE (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ku2j6TGkAE)

[muad'nin]

https://youtu.be/qBE9TZP26FI


https://youtu.be/0RWFGeMh5Ks

[allegate]

https://twitter.com/TeleFashion/status/1407054661719363587

is this worse than NFTs? it has to be, right?

[Erneuert]

^ I hope that’s the first headline extraterrestrials read when they visit earth.

[Erneuert]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGOhpCdpNUg (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGOhpCdpNUg)

[allegate]

https://twitter.com/otago/status/1409330977046945798

https://twitter.com/otago/status/1409368110402990089

this is way more horrifying than it is stupid. they strap rare-earth magnets to your teeth so you can't open your mouth.


DentalSlim Diet Control is an intra-oral device fitted by a dental professional to the upper and lower back teeth. It uses magnetic devices with unique custom-manufactured locking bolts. It allows the wearer to open their mouths only about 2mm, restricting them to a liquid diet, but it allows free speech and doesn’t restrict breathing.

[MrLobster]

https://twitter.com/WhoIsNickCage/status/1409553419879301127

[shade]

this is way more horrifying than it is stupid. they strap rare-earth magnets to your teeth so you can't open your mouth.

Or... you could just eat healthier and exercise more. But I guess that would be too easy?
Sometimes I catch myself reading such articles like 2 or 3 times over, thinking hard if I'm missing the prank..

[Magnetic]

Or... you could just eat healthier and exercise more. But I guess that would be too easy?
Sometimes I catch myself reading such articles like 2 or 3 times over, thinking hard if I'm missing the prank..

Well, that's easy for you to say, but there are people who struggle with this. I have a friend who needs his gall bladder removed, and his doctor is putting him on a liquid diet for two weeks prior. One could say he should make an effort to overhaul his lifestyle and get healthy, but I try not to judge.

He has serious pain that needs treatment, and eating healthier + exercising isn't going to take the weight off in two weeks. If he doesn't do the liquid diet, he's just supposed to suffer while completely changing his lifestyle for a few months to have surgery he needs now?

That said, I find the mouth magnets horrifying. Where the hell do they come up with this shit?

[shade]

Medical reasons are always an entirely different story, and I don't think this is what this device is about. What's going to happen once you remove these magnets?
Even stomach staples are a last resort in medicine. The first choice should always be diet and some exercise.
I never judge a book by its cover - in my early 20s I was ill to the point where all I could keep down was herbal tea and soy yoghurt with a bit of banana mashed into it. Doctors called me everything from "just stressed" at best to "anorexic" at worst until finally, after a never ending ordeal of hospitals and specialists, one figured out my ferritin/transferrin levels were playing havoc and my body refused to take up any iron.

[Erneuert]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdIu1fYYIc8 (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cdIu1fYYIc8)

[allegate]

I know I'm getting old, my body reminds me, but it's another thing to see something like this and have it spelled out. holy shit.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs3GnztANQs


Conan and Andy put spelling bee champion Sarah Hughes' (aka Scarlett Johansson) skills to the test.

edit: the unintentional pun of "spelled out"...

[Erneuert]

I know I'm getting old, my body reminds me, but it's another thing to see something like this and have it spelled out. holy shit.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs3GnztANQs


And Conan still looks the same to this day.

[Erneuert]

YouTube just recommended me this gem from 2011.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZUJK_vycYU (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xZUJK_vycYU)

[allegate]

wtf lego

https://static.cdn.responsys.net/i2/responsysimages/lego//contentlibrary/rpl/promotional/2021/0630_slc_vip_excl_launch_adidas_gl//images/10282-Image-1.jpg


The model is tagged inside just like an iconic adidas sneaker. Includes real shoelaces too!

and then there's this also: FREE mini adidas sneaker set

https://static.cdn.responsys.net/i2/responsysimages/lego//contentlibrary/rpl/promotional/2021/0630_slc_vip_excl_launch_adidas_gl//images/GWP-ADIDAS.png

[ickyvicky]

That's kinda cool. It's basically the only sneaker I wear.

[allegate]

https://twitter.com/Tahoe_TV/status/1412578918603935746?s=20

[Erneuert]

^ what. LOL

[allegate]

https://twitter.com/KelgoreTrout/status/1411247716584235008

:D

[Magnetic]

https://twitter.com/Tahoe_TV/status/1412578918603935746?s=20

I mean, I'm not against it? Using that app in public? No thanks. But if it teaches guys to reciprocate? ok.

[ickyvicky]

Mom names babies "Slayer", "Pantera", and "Metallica"

https://nypost.com/2021/07/09/mom-names-babies-slayer-pantera-and-metallica/

[shade]

Good thing Mum is not into the heavy underground death metal, or they would be named "Anal Vomit", "Anal Cunt" and "Slutvomit". Imagine that lovely triplet.

"Dying Fetus" would have been too much of a bad pun during pregnancy?

[allegate]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E6lONfvXsAAsOLR?format=jpg&name=large

[Erneuert]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seafczM9gvw (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=seafczM9gvw)

[Prettybrokenspiral]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E6lONfvXsAAsOLR?format=jpg&name=large


Both liberals and conservatives look like a bunch of fucking goofs to me 99.9% of the time, but that's some funny shit right there, lmao..

[Jon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjWMkF_itc8

[botley]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjWMkF_itc8

They gotta get this guy onstage with them when they play Scottsdale next month. Or at least front row seats. I tagged Jeremy Stacey on his FB profile, hope he sees it.

[MrLobster]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eow0C-2fKG8

There were many threads this could have been posted to but this one has the apocalypse in it....

[allegate]

https://twitter.com/Qcconfidential/status/1419775826816643078

https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.d91889ae4cfc892326e6a4ccb13da462?rik=h7BIjB0c96t DDg&riu=http%3a%2f%2f2.bp.blogspot.com%2f-5wWqxDx3wO0%2fTymxrrmuFaI%2fAAAAAAAAArw%2fJMFy6cAt 8zw%2fs1600%2fNathan-Fillion-reaction-gif.gif&ehk=b%2bbzUP1FLPc47oAx0DagBN%2bl6M7s5nGPTsFZLF0BET Q%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw

[Haysey_Draws]

Being back in the office (albeit one day a week) is breaking me. I have typed my name, Jason, a millions times, but for some reason i just signed off an email as "Hasbi"

...and it took several seconds for me to notice.

[thelastdisciple]

https://i.postimg.cc/J05k8GpX/Screenshot-2021-07-30-064211.jpg

https://www.iheartradio.ca/580-cfra/news/going-ets-city-of-ottawa-fixing-spelling-error-on-isabella-street-pavement-markings-1.15734817

It's too bad that they're going to fix it.

[Erneuert]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl0wIdGxfbQ (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fl0wIdGxfbQ&pp=sAQA)

[richardp]

https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/peppa-pig-peppas-adventures-the-album/

I think we've hit a new low as a culture.

[Prettybrokenspiral]

You know what, fuck that. Dead ass, I would take Peppa Pig's Singalong Adventures or whatever over 95% of the indie pop / WAP rap shit that site champions with a 7.0 or higher these days. It's probably way more real than these guys calling themselves ZeLooper or Cakes Da Killa or "Dave" (boy, that's original)..