The Fucking Thread

[Baphomette]

getting a diseaseWow. I think you've out-idioted yourself with this comment.

[playwithfire]

Eh, I kinda feel him there. Unless you minded him using the word "disease" instead of "infection."

The fact that I don't use barriers for oral with my partners who aren't my boyfriend (even though I trust them to be *some* degree of responsible) makes me consistently feel like I'm taking a risk. It's an educated one, but yeah. Not to mention how much fluid ends up in places during group sex if you aren't really careful about it. :/ Like... oh... this stuff is on your hands and you're fingering me, or I went down on him and now I'm going down on you and *sigh*

Shit like that is almost the only reason I'm not (when single) really promiscuous. Too paranoid.

Also, I was celibate for about a year when I moved to NYC and really really enjoyed the experience. Granted, there wasn't exactly a lot of opportunity which I'm sure made it about a million times easier for me, but I really really dug it. Wouldn't do it now, but yeah.

[theimage13]

I can actually have conversations...actual conversations...with females, and have no agenda whatsoever.

If you can't do that AND be in an intimate relationship with someone at the same time...oy. Having sex and being able to have an agenda-free conversation with someone of the sex you're attracted to are not mutually exclusive.

[eversonpoe]

If you can't do that AND be in an intimate relationship with someone at the same time...oy. Having sex and being able to have an agenda-free conversation with someone of the sex you're attracted to are not mutually exclusive.

also, you should be able to do different things with different people. like, if you're in an intimate relationship with one woman (with whom you should definitely be able to have a meaningful conversation), you should be able to have meaningful, agenda-free conversations with other women.

[millionmilesaway]

dry spell over whew it was a long year.... but now i gotta start back up on BC because babies are not cool

[JessicaSarahS]

but it's interesting to hear about a woman being uncomfortable with it.

I have very little body issues during sex-- I'm not shy at all once I'm turned on! But I hate oral! I've only had an orgasm a small number of times with oral. It just feels uncomfortable for me. Too wet, too soft, not enough pressure, feels like a worm trying to sneak between your legs, guys are hesitant to actually suck (with decent suction!) on my clit, even with me screaming "suck on it harder!" And I hate the teasing buildup most guys try to do. I feel like Patrick Bateman constantly saying "Don't just stare at it, eat it!" I also think it has to do with me being extremely ticklish around my thighs... light touching sucks. The handful of times I did orgasm from oral, the guy went right for it super aggressively from the start. And one other time I had to take control and ask my partner to stick his tongue out and I rode his face. But I'd much rather have my pussy spanked or fucked than get eaten out; I do prefer penetration above anything else.

My partner at the moment loves going down on girls and when we first got together I let him for a minute before before asking him to stop and haven't revisited in about a year. Recently, he had been bugging me to do it again to reciprocate for the blowjobs I give him, so I let him go all out on me recently. I told him take as long as he wanted since he usually lets me do anything I want to him (and since I knew it'd probably be the last time I let him). It had been a while since I've let a guy go down on me for that length of time. I usually tap them on the shoulder after a couple minutes and asked them to do something else. So he rimmed me (which I also don't care for, but he loves my ass.) and ate me out and he got off on it pretty well, but I ended up losing my arousal-- and that's pretty rare since I can go for five or six rounds before I need a break. I could tell that what he was doing would probably get other girls off with very little issue and he put in some great effort, but it just wasn't for me. So he ended up having to tie me up and spank me to get things going again.

[Bachy]

How I approach women:


https://vine.co/v/OinjrE9Bm9J

[mrselfdestruct94]

I have very little body issues during sex-- I'm not shy at all once I'm turned on! But I hate oral! I've only had an orgasm a small number of times with oral. It just feels uncomfortable for me. Too wet, too soft, not enough pressure, feels like a worm trying to sneak between your legs, guys are hesitant to actually suck (with decent suction!) on my clit, even with me screaming "suck on it harder!" And I hate the teasing buildup most guys try to do. I feel like Patrick Bateman constantly saying "Don't just stare at it, eat it!" I also think it has to do with me being extremely ticklish around my thighs... light touching sucks. The handful of times I did orgasm from oral, the guy went right for it super aggressively from the start. And one other time I had to take control and ask my partner to stick his tongue out and I rode his face. But I'd much rather have my pussy spanked or fucked than get eaten out; I do prefer penetration above anything else.

My partner at the moment loves going down on girls and when we first got together I let him for a minute before before asking him to stop and haven't revisited in about a year. Recently, he had been bugging me to do it again to reciprocate for the blowjobs I give him, so I let him go all out on me recently. I told him take as long as he wanted since he usually lets me do anything I want to him (and since I knew it'd probably be the last time I let him). It had been a while since I've let a guy go down on me for that length of time. I usually tap them on the shoulder after a couple minutes and asked them to do something else. So he rimmed me (which I also don't care for, but he loves my ass.) and ate me out and he got off on it pretty well, but I ended up losing my arousal-- and that's pretty rare since I can go for five or six rounds before I need a break. I could tell that what he was doing would probably get other girls off with very little issue and he put in some great effort, but it just wasn't for me. So he ended up having to tie me up and spank me to get things going again.

It's always interesting to hear a woman's point of view. My last girlfriend would only let me go for about six or seven minutes before she'd stop me and tell me it was too intense and that she was ready for sex. Perhaps it's low self-esteem or cynicism on my part, but I always assumed I was bad at it, or subpar, with her, at least. The first girl I ever went down on loved it and had me down there for at least ten minutes every time, and it's varied ever since. As a guy, I suppose I never looked at it from that angle. Specifically, whether a woman enjoyed it or not, or found it odd or uncomfortable. I always assumed it was like a guy letting a girl go down on him. It was based on the urge for pleasure, for sexual experience, for lust and the feeling of another person's mouth on a set of genitals. I didn't realize unique and thrilling could be replaced with strange and uncomfortable. Hearing it now is very enlightening, offering a new point of view that is understandable and at the same time very fresh for me. I know I keep drawing comparisons between a blowjob and eating pussy, but to me, I've never felt uncomfortable with receiving head (more so nervous until the act was occurring) but I did truly feel it was the same ideology. I knew guys were anxious but never to the point where they'd stop it from happening, or cut their experience short before they reached the finish line.

[Sarah K]

Nothing in the world is more annoying than when people find out that you don't like receiving oral, and they respond with YOU JUST HAVEN'T HAD THE RIGHT PERSON DO IT YET LOLOLOLLL

[allegro]

Nothing in the world is more annoying than when people find out that you don't like receiving oral, and they respond with YOU JUST HAVEN'T HAD THE RIGHT PERSON DO IT YET LOLOLOLLL
In one of the really old Fucking threads, a lot of the GUYS said the same thing. They said they didn't like blowjobs (boring) but got the same response (YOU JUST HAVEN'T HAD THE RIGHT PERSON DO IT YET).

[Sarah K]

Yeah... And I remember earlier in this thread, a guy admitted that he said that he didn't care for blowjobs as like a "challenge" so the girls would give him more blowjobs. Ugh. People and their fucking lack of communication.

[eversonpoe]

As a guy, I suppose I never looked at it from that angle. Specifically, whether a woman enjoyed it or not, or found it odd or uncomfortable.

(not singling you out, just using this as a good example) (also, this might be better in the feminism/equality thread)

this is what is wrong with a lot of men in active sexual relationships. they don't consider things like this, because women are so often seen as sexual objects to be conquered/won, rather than people who have wants/needs/feelings.

[allegro]

Well, and then people (even other WOMEN) automatically jump to the conclusion, "you must have hangups with your body, or hygiene issues" or whatever other "issues" that prevent a person from wanting to enjoy receiving oral sex because not enjoying oral sex is somehow "abnormal" which of course is just BULLSHIT. The truth is that, for lots of people, it either provides inadequate stimulation or way too much stimulation. And judging people for this is just stupid.

[playwithfire]

It used to be a legit point of frustration in some sexual relationships I'd had previously that guys wouldn't want to go down on me as often as I'd hope (and neglect my pleasure in general... it led to me getting pretty bitter about guys being "done" as soon as they'd come) but like... nowadays I'm fucking three people who love doing it and I enjoy it much, much less than I used to.

Between OCD (which has a variety of complications, the simplest one is that I basically want to be super clean down there) and the fact that the IUD made stuff messed up down there so so so often it became a big headache and took a lot of the fun out of it for me. Sucks.

But people like what they like. If people don't like giving head, whatever. I think a lot of guys just don't... think of it as a thing they do which is kinda dumb but there's a line there where they're entitled to feel what they feel. I love love love going down on women and like going down on guys. But we all just need to stop shaming people for their sexual preferences or negating them.

[The_Prowler]

Have any guys in here kept a t-shirt on during sex because you just feel gross and unappealing when you're naked, or is that just me?

[Charmingly Miserable]

Have any guys in here kept a t-shirt on during sex because you just feel gross and unappealing when you're naked, or is that just me?

See, here's the thing about that. I've slept with my male best friend a few times and he has always kept his shirt on. I kinda wanted to ask him about it but at the same time, I don't want to make him feel uncomfortable about if if he has his own body issues or whatever the case may be. Whatever the case is, it's not gonna bother me because 1) I love him as a person and he is one of my best friends 2) I'm physically attracted to him and thus leading to 3) I want fuck him.

I think the point I'm trying to make is that guys (and gals) should feel comfortable taking their shirt off. For the most part, I think people want to have sex with someone for their whole being, not just their dick or vagina. And if that is the case, then you probably shouldn't be sleeping with those types of people. Those people are assholes.

[Sarah K]

I hear other fat girls always talk about wanting to leave clothes on, but I don't understand it. I mean, my clothes are not some magical cloaking device that hide the fact that I'm fat. The person I'm about to bang isn't going to be surprised when I take off my clothes like OH MY GOD YOU'RE FAT?! I HAD NO IDEA.

The only thing that I DO like to leave on, depending on the situation, is my bra. When things get rough, my boobs start flying everywhere. I like to keep them shits contained if at all possible. But if they want it off, it's whatever. I don't mind either way. It's just more physically comfortable for me if I know where my boobs are.

[The_Prowler]

See, here's the thing about that. I've slept with my male best friend a few times and he has always kept his shirt on. I kinda wanted to ask him about it but at the same time, I don't want to make him feel uncomfortable about if if he has his own body issues or whatever the case may be. Whatever the case is, it's not gonna bother me because 1) I love him as a person and he is one of my best friends 2) I'm physically attracted to him and thus leading to 3) I want fuck him.

I think the point I'm trying to make is that guys (and gals) should feel comfortable taking their shirt off. For the most part, I think people want to have sex with someone for their whole being, not just their dick or vagina. And if that is the case, then you probably shouldn't be sleeping with those types of people. Those people are assholes.
Trust me, I wouldn't sleep with a superficial person. Not only because I wouldn't want to go to bed with someone like that, but someone who only cares about physical appearance would NOT go to bed with me. And it's not just that I'm uncomfortable about the way I look naked... the weird thing is that I actually don't like to be naked. It's just uncomfortable for me. I'll strip the shirt if she wants me to or if I'm feeling comfortable enough (some days are good and others aren't), but I won't lounge or walk around naked just for the hell of it.

[playwithfire]

Trust me, I wouldn't sleep with a superficial person. Not only because I wouldn't want to go to bed with someone like that, but someone who only cares about physical appearance would NOT go to bed with me. And it's not just that I'm uncomfortable about the way I look naked... the weird thing is that I actually don't like to be naked. It's just uncomfortable for me. I'll strip the shirt if she wants me to or if I'm feeling comfortable enough (some days are good and others aren't), but I won't lounge or walk around naked just for the hell of it.

THERE ARE DOZENS OF US! DOZENS!

I really like keeping clothes on during sex since it just feels comfortable and like we got straight to the point. This is usually like... morning sex or some sort of really lazy sex, though. It's definitely not unheard of for me to fuck with my shirt still on.

[eversonpoe]

The only thing that I DO like to leave on, depending on the situation, is my bra. When things get rough, my boobs start flying everywhere. I like to keep them shits contained if at all possible. But if they want it off, it's whatever. I don't mind either way. It's just more physically comfortable for me if I know where my boobs are.

i just imagined you searching around the room for your boobs after sex. like they magically just completely came off and tumbled under the dresser :p
hahahahahahahahaha i can't stop giggling about this

[Vertigo]

Personally, I just think partially dressed sex is particularly hot.

[allegro]

In the Midwest winters, we freeze, so I like to keep my socks on, LOL. Otherwise, I'm a total hippy nudist when it's warm. But, I'm married and there's intimacy involved with skin-on-skin.

We're seriously considering putting a gas fireplace in the master bedroom because it's the coldest room in the house in the winter. It's already 34 degrees here in Chicago and we have this awesome remote-control infrared rotating heater in there. Only problem is, the CATS love it.

But, yeah, my generation has some strange taboo against clothed or partially-clothed sex and, really, it's not only often more practical, as Vertigo said, it's pretty sexy!!

I'm thinking, like, the movie "Unfaithful."

[The_Prowler]

THERE ARE DOZENS OF US! DOZENS!

I really like keeping clothes on during sex since it just feels comfortable and like we got straight to the point. This is usually like... morning sex or some sort of really lazy sex, though. It's definitely not unheard of for me to fuck with my shirt still on.
There are literally tens of us out there :p
The truly strange thing about my affliction is that I still much prefer my partner to be naked, but I'll try and keep a shirt on if possible sometimes. But when get my way, there's lots of foreplay before the actual fucking, so her clothes coming off is kind of inevitable most of the time. I just don't get how my own mind works sometimes.

[icklekitty]

I hear other fat girls always talk about wanting to leave clothes on, but I don't understand it. I mean, my clothes are not some magical cloaking device that hide the fact that I'm fat. The person I'm about to bang isn't going to be surprised when I take off my clothes like OH MY GOD YOU'RE FAT?! I HAD NO IDEA.

The only thing that I DO like to leave on, depending on the situation, is my bra. When things get rough, my boobs start flying everywhere. I like to keep them shits contained if at all possible. But if they want it off, it's whatever. I don't mind either way. It's just more physically comfortable for me if I know where my boobs are.


Werd.

For me, I'm OK leaving on FF stockings and a girdle, but nothing more/else. This has more to do with FF stockings being an actual fetish for me.


I'm also ok just hitching up the skirt and doing it, but that's not really relevant to this.

[The_Prowler]

I totally agree that hitching up the skirt and going at it is pretty damn hot.

The one thing that bothers me (whether it's in real life or watching it in porn) is keeping socks and/or shoes on when you're otherwise completely naked. I've always hated that. A skirt/bra/shirt/whatever doesn't bother me, but if there's socks and nothing else, it just really irritates me.

[eversonpoe]

I totally agree that hitching up the skirt and going at it is pretty damn hot.

The one thing that bothers me (whether it's in real life or watching it in porn) is keeping socks and/or shoes on when you're otherwise completely naked. I've always hated that. A skirt/bra/shirt/whatever doesn't bother me, but if there's socks and nothing else, it just really irritates me.

we both usually keep our socks on because we both get cold easily. plus, we both wear really cute socks.

[The_Prowler]

we both usually keep our socks on because we both get cold easily. plus, we both wear really cute socks.
I can understand the cold. And hey, if you're both happy with it, more power to you :) I'm just talking about me and whomever I'm in bed with.



Okay, and porn, too, but whatever :p

[allegro]

we both usually keep our socks on because we both get cold easily. plus, we both wear really cute socks.

The "Prowler" is single and doesn't sleep with somebody every day like us cohabiting people, so, yeah ... :)

Personally, if somebody's in bed with me and puts ice-cold feet against me, that's not a good thing. GTFO.

[icklekitty]

Oh, hang on, wait now. knee high socks are an exception too.

[eversonpoe]

Oh, hang on, wait now. knee high socks are an exception too.

yes, please. thank you.

[Sarah K]

To clarify my stance, I don't mind if some things get left on in the moment. But it perplexes me when people insist on remaining partially clothed. Like, they won't even consider being naked.

[allegro]

Oh, hang on, wait now. knee high socks are an exception too.

They still *exist*?

[jessamineny]

They still *exist*?

www.sockdreams.com

[Sarah K]

www.sockdreams.com (http://www.sockdreams.com)

What the fuck is the point of these? Also, how would they stay on?

http://www.sockdreams.com/products/socks/half-socks

[allegro]

Wtf, those are just stupid.


www.sockdreams.com
Ugh, I'm having 6th grade flashbacks.

[jessamineny]

"For when socks are too much! Half socks, also known as "clog socks" or "slide socks", cover only the tips of your feet. They are perfect with loafers, open-toe or slip-on shoes, and clogs. Give your toes some protection and absorbency without covering your arches or heels. Half socks can also add a little extra comfort when worn under fishnet styles!"

[Sarah K]

Yeah. I still don't understand. Lol. I have some that are really small like that, but they go around the back of my foot, too. So, you know... They can actually stay on.

Edit:

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/shopping?q=tbn:ANd9GcSYrPUAWvV7ZGOYjDSLl5DMSeTZmau H7B6-b6UvScosngoVZlZI8KgOB9v0xKwWutcR5JlyODcg&usqp=CAE

[eversonpoe]

sarah gave me these as a wedding gift (this picture is from our wedding night ;) ) and i love them SO MUCH. like, i like to wear them any time i know we're going to have sex. they make me feel so sexy. not the most flattering picture, but whatever, my ass always looks great haha

http://s23.postimg.org/ndaywobc7/IMG_4753.jpg (http://postimg.org/image/ndaywobc7/)

[halloween]

Knee high socks, hell yeah. I've got a few. I've had sex with only them on too, not because I was thinking about "being sexy". I just happened to have them on and they keep my feet warm. Warm feet makes sexual arousal much easier.

[Sutekh]

never normal socks... never

if your feet are cold turn on the heating or get someone to warm them up

[Dra508]

They still *exist*?

I occasionally wear them when working out - compression and keep me from having giant bruises on my shins. http://www.amazon.com/Stripe-Bolt-Socks-One-Size/dp/B006ODTHGU/ref=pd_sim_sg_18?ie=UTF8&refRID=0ENF3AMN4C5CH1QQK3GS

But, never in bed. Unless I'm in Vermont, with no heat.

My bf must have a circulation problems because his size 12 feet are always cold. I just ask him to keep them away, unless I'm hot and need to be cooled down.

MOAR fucking: I saw this on huffpo yesterday. Wiki Sex Illustrator (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/11/12/seedfeeder-wikipedia-illustrator_n_6145146.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news) I really don't see what's weird about the pictures.

[allegro]

Look, people, in the Midwest in the winter, it's the fucking TUNDRA, you're under the covers, the heat is ON and it's still fucking COLD, and nobody's looking at your fucking FEET while you're humping, so just get over the fucking SOCKS thing, ya weirdos.


Warm feet makes sexual arousal much easier.
What she said.

[Sarah K]

I just can't wear socks in bed. It makes it impossible for me to sleep. I can wear clothes when necessary. But something about having socks on makes it so I will never get to sleep...

[allegro]

sarah gave me these as a wedding gift (this picture is from our wedding night ;)
When I clicked on the image to look at the photo, somebody asked me to chat and said they were horny and all alone and asked me to "help them." wtf. Um, NO.

[allegro]

I just can't wear socks in bed. It makes it impossible for me to sleep. I can wear clothes when necessary. But something about having socks on makes it so I will never get to sleep...
I go to BED with "sleep socks" on (warm fuzzy socks intended for sleeping) but I always end up stripping them off sometime in the middle of the night, I don't recall doing this but they're always on the floor by the side of the bed.

[Sarah K]

When I clicked on the image to look at the photo, somebody asked me to chat and said they were horny and all alone and asked me to "help them." wtf. Um, NO.

Lol. I got that, too. It's just an ad. You see it on porn sites a lot. But his just seemed like an image sharing site. So, weird.

[eversonpoe]

When I clicked on the image to look at the photo, somebody asked me to chat and said they were horny and all alone and asked me to "help them." wtf. Um, NO.


Lol. I got that, too. It's just an ad. You see it on porn sites a lot. But his just seemed like an image sharing site. So, weird.

sorry 'bout that...i think it's because i checked the "adult content" box when i uploaded it. guess that's what i get for not wanting to expose young ones to my ass.

[The_Prowler]

The "Prowler" is single and doesn't sleep with somebody every day like us cohabiting people, so, yeah ... :)
And thank you SO much for reminding me :p Want some salt and lemon juice to dump in that open wound?

[Charmingly Miserable]

sarah gave me these as a wedding gift (this picture is from our wedding night ;) ) and i love them SO MUCH. like, i like to wear them any time i know we're going to have sex. they make me feel so sexy. not the most flattering picture, but whatever, my ass always looks great haha

http://s23.postimg.org/ndaywobc7/IMG_4753.jpg (http://postimg.org/image/ndaywobc7/)

Work it!!!! Seriously! I'm fist bumping the wifey!

[orestes]

Look, people, in the Midwest in the winter, it's the fucking TUNDRA, you're under the covers, the heat is ON and it's still fucking COLD, and nobody's looking at your fucking FEET while you're humping, so just get over the fucking SOCKS thing, ya weirdos.


What she said.

Haha I was coming in here to say the same thing. Try going almost a week without power in December and see how many pairs of clothing you wear to bed.

[The_Prowler]

I offer my formal apologies for starting the whole socks thing. I meant no disrespect to the people who live in cold areas (but in my defense, Virginia has a history of staunchly refusing to be warm in the winter). So in an attempt to diffuse the situation, here's a little question...

Do you have any kinks/fetishes/fantasies (no matter how tame they may be compared to some) that you're usually afraid to discuss with a new partner (or even your long standing significant other) out of fear that they'll respond negatively and think your weird or sick for being into it and wanting to incorporate it into your love life?

[Sarah K]

No. Not anymore. In my twenties, I was in two long term relationships(5 years and 3 years). I wasn't sexually compatible with either of those guys. But by the time we got around to discussing it and they flat out refused and/or told me I was fucked up, it was too late. I was already in love. So I figured that everything would work out eventually. It never did. Sexual compatibility is a HUGE part of a relationship. I know we are supposed to pretend like it isn't, but it is. So now I'm just open and honest about it up front. Not like, the first time meeting someone, but within a few dates. Before things progress to sex. Because I don't want to fall for another man who I know will not be able to make me happy.

[millionmilesaway]

I realized midway through getting it on last night that I was still wearing socks and started laughing because of this thread. my partner was confused but didn't care, he made me take them off for round two to see if there was a difference though

[onthewall2983]

Do you have any kinks/fetishes/fantasies (no matter how tame they may be compared to some) that you're usually afraid to discuss with a new partner (or even your long standing significant other) out of fear that they'll respond negatively and think your weird or sick for being into it and wanting to incorporate it into your love life?

No. The major ones are pretty unshakable so I'm striving to be more honest about it. I lay it out on my OKCupid profile, for the sake of transparency. I want the person not only to be interested in what I'm into, but as into it as I am. Lately I've been more bold about it, but this whole time I've known that a vanilla relationship would just not do even if I've considered one in my more lonely phases.

[icklekitty]

Agreed. When I start seeing someone, I start seeing someone. Not some fabrication; actual me.

[ophelia_]

sarah gave me these as a wedding gift (this picture is from our wedding night ;) ) and i love them SO MUCH. like, i like to wear them any time i know we're going to have sex. they make me feel so sexy. not the most flattering picture, but whatever, my ass always looks great haha

http://s23.postimg.org/ndaywobc7/IMG_4753.jpg (http://postimg.org/image/ndaywobc7/)

They are so sexy! And your butt looks amazing!

I buy Alex panties all the time.. And make him wear them when he's going to university. So hot knowing that he's sitting in a lecture wearing sexy knickers :D

[playwithfire]

Do you have any kinks/fetishes/fantasies (no matter how tame they may be compared to some) that you're usually afraid to discuss with a new partner (or even your long standing significant other) out of fear that they'll respond negatively and think your weird or sick for being into it and wanting to incorporate it into your love life?

Not exactly, but I'm super not thrilled about the way things will change for me when my current relationship ends.

I'm queer, the way I relate to guys is frequently not heteronormative. Like, last night I was on top of my boyfriend, and he was grinding his ass against me like I was fucking him while I jerked him off. I love shit like that and I don't think that's necessarily common with dudes.

[The_Prowler]

Not exactly, but I'm super not thrilled about the way things will change for me when my current relationship ends.

I'm queer, the way I relate to guys is frequently not heteronormative. Like, last night I was on top of my boyfriend, and he was grinding his ass against me like I was fucking him while I jerked him off. I love shit like that and I don't think that's necessarily common with dudes.
That actually sounds pretty fun. I can't say I've ever had a girl do that to me before.

[JessicaSarahS]

Not exactly, but I'm super not thrilled about the way things will change for me when my current relationship ends.

I'm queer, the way I relate to guys is frequently not heteronormative. Like, last night I was on top of my boyfriend, and he was grinding his ass against me like I was fucking him while I jerked him off. I love shit like that and I don't think that's necessarily common with dudes.


That actually sounds pretty fun. I can't say I've ever had a girl do that to me before.

I do this all the time. :o I love it.

[Ryan]

Immaculate rough and dirty fucking / blowjob / foreplay session just had. Who wants to join for round 2?

[Dra508]

Immaculate rough and dirty fucking / blowjob / foreplay session just had. Who wants to join for round 2?

Sorta far away.

[Ryan]

Sorta far away.

Sorta webcam.

[Dra508]

Sorta webcam.Sorta intrigued.

[Bachy]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/2732822/pop-nob-in-fanny-o.gif

[Ryan]

Dra508 - Dra508 has exceeded their stored private messages quota and cannot accept further messages until they clear some space.

Fix please.

[Dra508]

Dra508 - Dra508 has exceeded their stored private messages quota and cannot accept further messages until they clear some space.

Fix please.

Lulz........

[Ryan]

Lulz........

Still not fuxed.

[Right Where it Belongs]

Immaculate rough and dirty fucking / blowjob / foreplay session just had. Who wants to join for round 2?


Naughty boi

[Right Where it Belongs]

Bumpety bump

[Sarah K]

http://www.njoytoys.com/products/pureplugs.php

Was it here that someone recommended these? 'cause I'm probably getting one. Unless Tony gets me for secret Santa... Then he can follow through on his promise for butt plugs.

[tony.parente]

http://www.njoytoys.com/products/pureplugs.php

Was it here that someone recommended these? 'cause I'm probably getting one. Unless Tony gets me for secret Santa... Then he can follow through on his promise for butt plugs.
I'm getting yours engraved at things remembered.

[Sarah K]

I'm getting yours engraved at things remembered.

omg. I'm lol'ing at that so much. All of those like 60 year old ladies who work there would be horrified.

WHAT IS IT GOING TO SAY?

[tony.parente]

omg. I'm lol'ing at that so much. All of those like 60 year old ladies who work there would be horrified.

WHAT IS IT GOING TO SAY?
"Shove this up your ass"
:D

Edit: I can just tell them it's a paperweight!

[Bachy]

Hope everyone had a wonderful Thanksgiving.

p.s. I'm horny

http://38.media.tumblr.com/dcfadd748184dddfec67fdeff69bfc39/tumblr_mu0pe6MUDk1r62irro1_500.gif

[playwithfire]

http://www.njoytoys.com/products/pureplugs.php

Was it here that someone recommended these? 'cause I'm probably getting one. Unless Tony gets me for secret Santa... Then he can follow through on his promise for butt plugs.

Probably me. I'd buy one if I like ever did buttstuff because THEY'RE SO PRETTY AND SO HEAVY. But my buttplug has gotten used ONCE, so.

[Pillfred]

I'm getting yours engraved at things remembered.
Is it gonna say, "What What"?

Also met up with a lady friend the other night, score one for the home team!

[Bachy]

Truth:

http://i.imgur.com/P1rm3wa.png

[Charmingly Miserable]

As we come to a close for 2014, I would like to take this PSA to remind you that probably now is a good time to get checked out for all STDs. Regardless of how many partners you have had, if you use protection or not or what the status of your relationship is, I think it is important to get tested at least twice a year. (I got tested about 4 times this year.) I recently got tested and passed with flying colors.

[Sarah K]

http://www.njoytoys.com/products/pureplugs.php

Okay, buttstuff people, which size do I buy? I keep reading how the small one is almost TOO small, even for beginners. Should I just get the medium?

Help me buttstuff, thx.

[playwithfire]

http://www.njoytoys.com/products/pureplugs.php

Okay, buttstuff people, which size do I buy? I keep reading how the small one is almost TOO small, even for beginners. Should I just get the medium?

Help me buttstuff, thx.

I'm not a buttstuff person, but I'd consider the small a good size to start with. It's comparable in size to the plug I have.

[Sarah K]

Ordered. Come on, Thursday.

[Charmingly Miserable]

http://www.njoytoys.com/products/pureplugs.php

Okay, buttstuff people, which size do I buy? I keep reading how the small one is almost TOO small, even for beginners. Should I just get the medium?

Help me buttstuff, thx.
I was looking at this website somehow last night, and I like this instead (http://www.njoytoys.com/products/funwand.php).

[Sarah K]

I was looking at this website somehow last night, and I like this instead (http://www.njoytoys.com/products/funwand.php).

That looks very intimidating. But really, I haven't heard a bad thing about their products yet. People whine about the price. But fuck... Sex toys are one of those things that you should always spend good money on.

I really wanted something specifically for my butt... That I could wear throughout the day and such.

Review Thursday night.

[Pillfred]

I was looking at this website somehow last night, and I like this instead (http://www.njoytoys.com/products/funwand.php).
Reminds me of a less scary version of the one from Seven. ;)

[Bachy]

Think we've all been here before:

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/1025042/south-park-judges-o.gif

[eversonpoe]

That looks very intimidating. But really, I haven't heard a bad thing about their products yet. People whine about the price. But fuck... Sex toys are one of those things that you should always spend good money on.

I really wanted something specifically for my butt... That I could wear throughout the day and such.

Review Thursday night.

i really want one of those plugs with a jewel on the end but i doubt it would look as attractive to me in my butt as it does in all the cute hairless butts on the internet :/

[Sarah K]

Those are cute, but(t) from what I gather, the bases on them are not nearly big enough, and there is a pretty significant chance of butts sucking them up.

[Dra508]

Those are cute, but(t) from what I gather, the bases on them are not nearly big enough, and there is a pretty significant chance of butts sucking them up.Yeah, that's not good.

Though I can't imagine, with the one you chose to be out and about with, isn't going to get in the way with just sitting. Looking forward to your review. ;)

[icklekitty]

I trained with one that's like a corkscrew which was really good. Try to find one made from a hard material rather than that jelly stuff.

[Bachy]

As much as I do enjoy boobs, I think I'm more of a fan of the vagina.

[playwithfire]

"the" vagina

[eversonpoe]

http://www.njoytoys.com/products/pureplugs.php

Okay, buttstuff people, which size do I buy? I keep reading how the small one is almost TOO small, even for beginners. Should I just get the medium?

Help me buttstuff, thx.

i just dropped a (not so subtle) hint to my wife that i want the medium. hehe.

i also just (mostly) used amazon rewards points to get her a lelo gigi 2. gosh, i really hope she likes it. thankfully it was only $78 on amazon (as opposed to the list price of $119) but i hate wasting money on toys.
i'm gonna stuff it in her stocking...no joke :p hahaha

[Sarah K]

i just dropped a (not so subtle) hint to my wife that i want the medium. hehe.

i also just (mostly) used amazon rewards points to get her a lelo gigi 2. gosh, i really hope she likes it. thankfully it was only $78 on amazon (as opposed to the list price of $119) but i hate wasting money on toys.
i'm gonna stuff it in her stocking...no joke :p hahaha

You can get the njoy items on Amazon, too. But for some reason, it takes a bit of hunting. Like, the small one is $65 on their website, and I got it for $42 on Amazon.

http://www.amazon.com/Njoy-Pure-Plug-Medium/dp/B00CCNVW9G/ref=pd_sim_hpc_13?ie=UTF8&refRID=0R8V0JFX6CGNQ64ENENX < Medium for $60.72

Lelo stuff is good shit!

[Sarah K]

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m124/skruse1/4e58e573-c5ee-428a-a2b9-3c3483103d71_zps141b47eb.jpg

I know everyone always talks about how heavy these are, but holy shit. IT'S REALLY HEAVY.

Is it time to go home yet? I like that it is presented to me as if it is a fancy piece of jewelry.

[playwithfire]

IT'S REALLY HEAVY.

SO GOOOD

ten characters

[implanted_microchip]

So, my girlfriend and I have both been pretty open sexually for a long time, and earlier this year tried a couple of threesomes with a male and a female friend of ours. Neither really went that well as neither was as flexible as we are (by which I mean, we're both bi and have the attitude that we like what we like, whereas they were much more straight and uninterested in anything along those lines). It just wasn't what we were looking for.

So anyway, we've been talking to people online (we're being careful/safe about it, so no serial killers yet), and within a day there's already been quite a few responses, which I honestly wasn't expecting. I've always heard that it's hardest for couples to find a third, but I guess it's a matter of where you're looking? So anyway, I've had a fairly limited list of partners, by which I seriously mean my girlfriend and the one girl we've tried things with before. So having the amount of flirting/compliments I've had is just disorienting and totally foreign to me to be coming from total strangers like it is, and it's nice, but I'm worried I'm getting way too nervous/unsure of what to do because of it.

Has anyone on here ever met up with someone like that through the internet? Any recommendations, tips, warnings, what have you? We both aren't totally sure on how to go about it, the one thing we're definitely sure of is that we want to see/meet the person in public before anyone visits anyone's house, just out of the paranoid "What if they're not a real person" type fear that gets instilled through the internet. Other than that, is there anything we should absolutely do, absolutely not do, etc.?

And one of the girls who talked to us mentioned being in an open relationship with their boyfriend, but didn't seem interested in discussing them a lot. Should we ask more about that, try to talk to him, or just take that for what it is? She had said that she wants to keep anything separate from things like Facebook, etc. just to keep a private life apart from it, which we both think is fair, but it's just the kind of thing that I know if my girlfriend was a part of, I'd want to know the people first, and same for my girlfriend with me.

[playwithfire]

I've met HELLA people off of the internet, though it was always as friends. I've slept with some of those friends but *shrug*

In terms of basic precautions:

Make sure someone knows that you're meeting this stranger. Tell them where you're going, and establish some sort of "I should shoot you a text when I'm back to let you know all is well." rule. It's just smart. Wanna be extra cautious, tell them what you're wearing.

Most worthwhile people will respond well to just having coffee and feeling stuff out first. :)

Talk to the girl about the open relationship and make sure stuff is cool, you shouldn't get weird cagey responses.

[eversonpoe]

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m124/skruse1/4e58e573-c5ee-428a-a2b9-3c3483103d71_zps141b47eb.jpg

I know everyone always talks about how heavy these are, but holy shit. IT'S REALLY HEAVY.

Is it time to go home yet? I like that it is presented to me as if it is a fancy piece of jewelry.

oh my god it looks so TINY.

i've had some...fairly large toys in me before so if i ever got one, i'd definitely go for the medium, if not the large.

[Sarah K]

It is pretty tiny. Smaller than I was even expecting. But that's good for me!

Nothing has ever entered my butt with such ease. It was really quite something. I almost feel nervous that it might fall out once I get up and start walking around? I've just been sitting here for like 10 minutes. The weight doesn't let you forget that it is there, though.

This would be a great one to wear during the day.

I'm gonna get up and do some stuff here in a bit.

Live tweeting my buttplug experience...

[Dra508]

Live tweeting my buttplug experience...

Where the hell is that QOTD thread?

[Bachy]

http://snapcracklewatch.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/tumblr_n5svymtr8j1qcmptjo2_250.gif

[Sarah K]

When I removed it, it became apparent that it would be impossible for it to just fall out. Haha.

It's my new favorite thing.

[tony.parente]

i really want one of those plugs with a jewel on the end but i doubt it would look as attractive to me in my butt as it does in all the cute hairless butts on the internet :/

The base is VERY tiny. We're talking quarter dollar size.

Don't ask.

[Sarah K]

Huh... Kinda shocked that Tony does butt stuff.

[tony.parente]

huh... Kinda shocked that tony does butt stuff.


ITS NOT FOR ME.

caps

[eversonpoe]

Huh... Kinda shocked that Tony does butt stuff.


ITS NOT FOR ME.

caps

are you really gonna be the guy who denies doing/makes fun of butt stuff? remember, tony, it's only gay if you like a PENIS in your butt. :: eye roll ::

[DigitalChaos]

ITS NOT FOR ME.

caps
http://i.imgur.com/kjUbNJx.png

[tony.parente]

are you really gonna be the guy who denies doing/makes fun of butt stuff? remember, tony, it's only gay if you like a PENIS in your butt. :: eye roll ::
Naw, but I'll be able to explain everything in a few weeks though.

[The_Prowler]

So my best friend (who happens to be a female) and I spent about a good 30-40 minutes looking at sex toys online the other day after watching the Buzzfeed video "Men Try Sex Toys For The First Time"... We also spent about ten minutes trying to figure out why male G-Spot massagers aren't just called "prostate massagers". There was not a single drop of alcohol or any illicit substance involved at all.

Everyone needs a friend like that.

[Digital Twilight]

They're called prostate massagers in the UK. I guess it will be a marketing thing.

[Charmingly Miserable]

Naw, but I'll be able to explain everything in a few weeks though.

Wedding party photos?

[implanted_microchip]

So she and I have been talking to this incredibly hot bi dude, and needless to say I'm freaking out. I've not done anything with a guy before, and he's ridiculously good looking. I swear I'm more excited than she is. Needless to say I'm really hoping our schedules match up, because damn. As Arrested Development put it, "I feel like the prettiest girl at the dance."

[Sarah K]

I'm going to have sex on Thursday if my period doesn't appear and ruin my life. My friend is picking me up from the airport and we are gonna bang.

Plus the old guy I have a crazy crush on will be back in town when I get back to NYC. Kinda interested to see where that leads.

[Indefinite_Cure]

I haven't had sex in 10 months

I'm just about dead

[implanted_microchip]

I haven't had sex in 10 months

I'm just about dead

How are you even alive?

[The_Prowler]

I haven't had sex in 10 months

I'm just about dead

How are you even alive?

I haven't been touched by anyone other than myself in almost three years. It's starting to get to me.

[Charmingly Miserable]

I haven't had sex in 10 months

I'm just about dead
I haven't had sex in 9 days and I thought I was dying.

[Sarah K]

The more I think about it, the more I don't even want to have sex with this dude again. I just want to have sex with him because I trust him and I know he gets me off. Bleh.

[playwithfire]

Yall need more vibrators.

[Charmingly Miserable]

Speaking of vibrators, I can't decide on what to get. I have never found my g spot and I think it's damn time that I have a vaginal orgasm. With that said, I'm thinking about getting a toy from Groupon (I know, I'm cheap). Which one should I get?
I kinda like this one (http://www.groupon.com/deals/gg-body-pleasures-colorado-silicone-vibrator)
And this one is waterproof (http://www.groupon.com/deals/gg-g-spot-stick-vibrator-1)
This one looks good but I would have no idea how to use it (http://www.groupon.com/deals/gg-cyberglass-pure-pleasure-wand-with-velvet-storage-pouch)
This one looks good too (http://www.groupon.com/deals/gg-cyberglass-4-way-g-spot-wand)
Again, I'm a true novice when it comes to toys so I would need help. Opinions please.

[rhet]

I like ones with a flared head for vaginal..I didn't get into using dildos for the longest time because the just straight cylinder shaped ones do absolutely nothing for me but the last couple of flared ones I've gotten have felt amaaaazing. YMMV obviously.

[eversonpoe]

Speaking of vibrators, I can't decide on what to get. I have never found my g spot and I think it's damn time that I have a vaginal orgasm. With that said, I'm thinking about getting a toy from Groupon (I know, I'm cheap). Which one should I get?
I kinda like this one (http://www.groupon.com/deals/gg-body-pleasures-colorado-silicone-vibrator)
And this one is waterproof (http://www.groupon.com/deals/gg-g-spot-stick-vibrator-1)
This one looks good but I would have no idea how to use it (http://www.groupon.com/deals/gg-cyberglass-pure-pleasure-wand-with-velvet-storage-pouch)
This one looks good too (http://www.groupon.com/deals/gg-cyberglass-4-way-g-spot-wand)
Again, I'm a true novice when it comes to toys so I would need help. Opinions please.

if you're a novice, don't go for glass. they take a lot of getting used to and some people (aka my wife) really don't like that hard of a texture.
groupon sells so many sex toys it's ridiculous. don't feel bad about buying from there. (half of my friends work there, so i know)

i'd go for the waterproof one (if only because it makes it easier to wash). but keep in mind that you may have to try a few different toys before you find what works for you. also keep in mind that some women are physically incapable of vaginal orgasms. it's unfortunate but it's true :(
also, just in case you don't know, egg vibrators are meant for clitoral stimulation. some people insert them (i know it's super tempting) but they're not really meant to be used that way, and there's a small possibility you will lose it in there (not even joking).

[icklekitty]

For a g-spot I'd go for the first one.

[The_Prowler]

We talked about it on FaceBook last night, but I want to give other women a chance to call me out on it if I have any major flaws in my logic here...

The glass dildos are very popular, but that's all they are. The silicone ones can be used either turned on or off, and they also come with a free mini massager. If you're using a vibrating dildo inside and a clit massager outside together, then you can give yourself a pretty rockin' full body orgasm. The silent and waterproof features can also be very beneficial.
And being a novice in the toy community, you might want to start with something a little more "traditional" like the silicone ones and branch out into other designs and styles from there.

Those are just my initial opinions on the matter.

[icklekitty]

I think the glass ones are only popular because they're pretty. I wouldn't be surprised if they were marketed as "teehee superficial women"

[The_Prowler]

I think the glass ones are only popular because they're pretty. I wouldn't be surprised if they were marketed as "teehee superficial women"
I'd seen them for years, and I always thought "you know, these things look phallic because they're supposed to for obvious reasons. But bowls look phallic too, and there's no practical reason for that that I can think of. Why hasn't anyone ever made one of these that you can smoke out of?"
When I was visiting friends in California, we went to a few adult toy stores and hey, what do you know, one of them had an entire display of dick bowls. Somehow I wasn't actually all that surprised.

[Dra508]

I'm going to have sex on Thursday if my period doesn't appear and ruin my life. My friend is picking me up from the airport and we are gonna bang. .
What's wrong with period sex?

Rhetorical question.

[Sarah K]

NOTHING AT ALL when it is a regular partner. And I used to fuck this guy while I was on my period all the time. I'm one of these unlucky ones who has insane hormones during my period, and I just want to fuck everything that whole week.

BUT... For the first time I've seen him in like 2 years? And the first time I've banged since May? Ehhhh. I dunno. Plus, I'm getting sick right now(of course), so it will at the very least be postponed until later in the trip. My body hates me.

[Charmingly Miserable]

For a g-spot I'd go for the first one.
That's the one I ended up getting. I also got some kegel balls but was disappointed that they didn't have any anal beads on there. Oh well. Next time.

[eversonpoe]

That's the one I ended up getting. I also got some kegel balls but was disappointed that they didn't have any anal beads on there. Oh well. Next time.

what kind of kegel balls did you get?
my wife has/loves the lelo luna beads.

[Charmingly Miserable]

@eversonpoe (http://www.echoingthesound.org/community/member.php?u=588) I didn't get the Lelo balls. I did, however, see them at the lingerie and toy shop that I went to last night. The girl working there said it is $55. I don't have that kind of money right now. I just got some $10 balls. I think as I get more experienced with toys, then I will get more costlier toys. Until then, I'm a broke ass bitch that will settle for the cheap stuff (or my fingers).

Also, is this (http://www.lelo.com/index.php?collectionName=insignia-luxe&groupName=INEZ) necessary? Who to I have to blow for this and the other gold plated toys? The sultan of Bahrain?

[The_Prowler]

@eversonpoe (http://www.echoingthesound.org/community/member.php?u=588) I didn't get the Lelo balls. I did, however, see them at the lingerie and toy shop that I went to last night. The girl working there said it is $55. I don't have that kind of money right now. I just got some $10 balls. I think as I get more experienced with toys, then I will get more costlier toys. Until then, I'm a broke ass bitch that will settle for the cheap stuff (or my fingers).

Also, is this (http://www.lelo.com/index.php?collectionName=insignia-luxe&groupName=INEZ) necessary? Who to I have to blow for this and the other gold plated toys? The sultan of Bahrain?
I thought the most expensive toy ever created was the vibrator owned by Victoria Beckham (yes, the former Spice Girl and trophy wife to the football star). It's platinum, and not only does it have Swarovski diamonds around the base, but it also has a matching diamond chain that attaches to it to wear as a necklace. I'm not making any of this up.

[icklekitty]

The new D'Angelo album finally came out the other day.

I officially want to fuck again. Preferably to said album.


I think he has that effect on most people!

[eversonpoe]

I thought the most expensive toy ever created was the vibrator owned by Victoria Beckham (yes, the former Spice Girl and trophy wife to the football star). It's platinum, and not only does it have Swarovski diamonds around the base, but it also has a matching diamond chain that attaches to it to wear as a necklace. I'm not making any of this up.

i never got the impression that she was a trophy wife. they're two of the most attractive people in existence and they seem to have a good relationship and make each other happy. :: shrug ::

[The_Prowler]

Can you imagine how David Beckham must feel?

You're David fucking Beckham, and yet your wife still wants a vibrator. Encrusted with diamonds, no less.
I'm pretty sure it was a gift from him, actually.


i never got the impression that she was a trophy wife. they're two of the most attractive people in existence and they seem to have a good relationship and make each other happy. :: shrug ::
Okay, then I must have just used the term wrong. I was under the impression that a trophy wife is any super hot woman that you may be married to.
Or is that the term for an older man's second, younger wife after he dumps his first wife?

I wasn't trying to knock David and Victoria. I've heard nothing but good things about their marriage.

[Dra508]

Can you imagine how David Beckham must feel?

You're David fucking Beckham, and yet your wife still wants a vibrator. Encrusted with diamonds, no less.See, someone has to help me out here. Why are some men threatened by vibrators while some men love to give their partner a toy shaped like a cock?

[Digital Twilight]

Probably comes down to not feeling adequate enough to satisfy their partner. Pretty understandable if perhaps a little foolish. Everybody has insecurities and I imagine sex is a big one for a good portion of the population.

[The_Prowler]

I know some guys who don't want their girlfriends/wives to have any toys at all because they think "why do you need that when you have me?" It comes down, in the absolute simplest terms, to insecurity. They're afraid that they won't be able to satisfy her as well as her toys. And some guys just don't understand that it's not cheating if it's not a real cock and she's using it on her own.

I'm one of the guys who would not only encourage the use of toys, I'd wan't to be an active participant.

[Sarah K]

I had an ex who literally kept the toys locked up.

YOU CAN'T LOCK UP MY HANDS, YOU ASSHOLE

But yes, the people who are against toys are generally insecure, and not good fucks anyway. So meh.

[eversonpoe]

Okay, then I must have just used the term wrong. I was under the impression that a trophy wife is any super hot woman that you may be married to.
Or is that the term for an older man's second, younger wife after he dumps his first wife?

I wasn't trying to knock David and Victoria. I've heard nothing but good things about their marriage.

to me, "trophy wife" implies a marriage that is not based on love, but simply on money/power/lust. generally a dynamic where the man is (much) older and only interested in sex, and the woman is only interested in his finances.

[DigitalChaos]

I had an ex who literally kept the toys locked up.



wait what? How did you not like... completely blow up at him while simultaneously laughing?

[Sarah K]

wait what? How did you not like... completely blow up at him while simultaneously laughing?

This was my rebound "I'm newly sober please somebody love me" phase. Plus, I was still majorly hung up on being fat back then. Being newly away from drugs + having no confidence in my body = settling.

This shit wouldn't happen now. Haha.

[The_Prowler]

to me, "trophy wife" implies a marriage that is not based on love, but simply on money/power/lust. generally a dynamic where the man is (much) older and only interested in sex, and the woman is only interested in his finances.
You're right, I used the term in the wrong context. Won't happen again :)

[DigitalChaos]

This was my rebound "I'm newly sober please somebody love me" phase. Plus, I was still majorly hung up on being fat back then. Being newly away from drugs + having no confidence in my body = settling.

This shit wouldn't happen now. Haha.

Ah that makes sense. Btw, No offense intended. In fact, my disbelief (based on what I know about you) should be viewed as a compliment.

[Khrz]

I know some guys who don't want their girlfriends/wives to have any toys at all because they think "why do you need that when you have me?" It comes down, in the absolute simplest terms, to insecurity. They're afraid that they won't be able to satisfy her as well as her toys.

Soooo, basically people who have no fucking clue how sex works. If you think a plastic whatever is a serious challenger to your presence in bed, and that your love life is threatened by it, you really can't have much to offer...

[playwithfire]

I was so due. :)

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[icklekitty]

Intercourse problem:

I have had some sex in my life and my vagina is no stranger to a penis. However, in the past 4-6 months or so I've experienced a lot of tightening in the opening of my vagina. The main tube works as normal but there's a lot of constriction/friction at the opening. I've tried lubes (temporary relief), all the breathing stuff, and I'm definitely always relaxed. It seems to be a muscular problem and not a stress problem. It's driving me crazy.

[Charmingly Miserable]

Intercourse problem:

I have had some sex in my life and my vagina is no stranger to a penis. However, in the past 4-6 months or so I've experienced a lot of tightening in the opening of my vagina. The main tube works as normal but there's a lot of constriction/friction at the opening. I've tried lubes (temporary relief), all the breathing stuff, and I'm definitely always relaxed. It seems to be a muscular problem and not a stress problem. It's driving me crazy.
Have you discuss this with your GYN? Would some kegel balls fix it?

[slave2thewage]

my vagina is no stranger to a penis.

I can't stop humming Strangers in the Night now. Damn you.

I broke the dry spell last night. It was... adequate.

[eversonpoe]

I can't stop humming Strangers in the Night now. Damn you.

I broke the dry spell last night. It was... adequate.

hahahaha adequate. i don't know if i'd rather have bad sex (and be able to laugh about it) or just plain old adequate sex.

[rhet]

Intercourse problem

I think you mentioned a while ago that you hadn't had sex since July...could you have tightened up because of that? I know I'm tighter when I'm not getting it on as regularly.

[theimage13]

YOU CAN'T LOCK UP MY HANDS, YOU ASSHOLE

You sure about that?

http://www.amazon.com/KinkLab-KL154-Leather-Bondage-Mittens/dp/B001D6WV84

[icklekitty]

I think you mentioned a while ago that you hadn't had sex since July...could you have tightened up because of that? I know I'm tighter when I'm not getting it on as regularly.

Nah, it pre-existed that (counting end of July as roughly 4 months ago). Also when real penises aren't around there are dildos!


Have you discuss this with your GYN? Would some kegel balls fix it?


I don't think so because the problem's not in my vagina. Haven't been to the doctor yet but I'm wondering if it's a tear; relating the experience to a torn calf muscle.

[eversonpoe]

we had sex yesterday (thank goodness) for the first time in, like, three weeks? i hope she ends up liking her new gigi as much as she likes the hitatchi wand (i wanted to get her something that she could use while i'm going down on her, since the hitachi doesn't allow for that possibility, and is hard to use during actual intercourse), because she had, like, a two minute orgasm with that thing. it was incredible. and then the actual sex lasted for about a minute, but we both came well, so we were fine with it. that's what happens when you have sex so rarely :/ still hoping things pick back up sometime soon.

[Magtig]

See, someone has to help me out here. Why are some men threatened by vibrators while some men love to give their partner a toy shaped like a cock?
Men who don't like toys are no fun to play with.

[halloween]

A month away from each other and I finally got to rub my body all over my boyfriends body. FLESH ON MAGICAL FLESH.

[Charmingly Miserable]

we had sex yesterday (thank goodness) for the first time in, like, three weeks? i hope she ends up liking her new gigi as much as she likes the hitatchi wand (i wanted to get her something that she could use while i'm going down on her, since the hitachi doesn't allow for that possibility, and is hard to use during actual intercourse), because she had, like, a two minute orgasm with that thing. it was incredible. and then the actual sex lasted for about a minute, but we both came well, so we were fine with it. that's what happens when you have sex so rarely :/ still hoping things pick back up sometime soon.


A month away from each other and I finally got to rub my body all over my boyfriends body. FLESH ON MAGICAL FLESH.

You guys are so fucking cute.

[onthewall2983]

This sounds so pathetic, but phone sex orgasms at the same time are pretty cool.

[Charmingly Miserable]

The mailman came and went without delivering my vibe even though the tracking said it was out for delivery today. Ugh. So annoying. What if he accidentally delivered to the wrong house?

[green]

I had sex with a older, beautiful conservative woman last week. She is so smart and knows exactly what she wants, and how to get it. Nothing more sexy than a strong woman.

[Dra508]

The mailman came and went without delivering my vibe even though the tracking said it was out for delivery today. Ugh. So annoying. What if he accidentally delivered to the wrong house?

Then that recipient is having a dam good time, dontcha think?

[Charmingly Miserable]

Then that recipient is having a dam good time, dontcha think?

Haha. Actually, it came in the mail today after all. Gonna try it out after I put my daughter to bed. ;)

[DigitalChaos]

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m124/skruse1/4e58e573-c5ee-428a-a2b9-3c3483103d71_zps141b47eb.jpg

I know everyone always talks about how heavy these are, but holy shit. IT'S REALLY HEAVY.

Is it time to go home yet? I like that it is presented to me as if it is a fancy piece of jewelry.


have you seen these?
http://imgur.com/a/8W4Ea (NSFW, clits and stuff)

[Bachy]

have you seen these?
http://imgur.com/a/8W4Ea (NSFW, clits and stuff)

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/1878047/the-lonely-island-o.gif

[Sarah K]

Is that a vibrator or what?

This guy I see once in a while(as he lives in the Midwest) and I were talking about politics one night... I'm crazy liberal, and he is a Republican(although he is a business owner, so I understand it a bit better - he's socially liberal), and he told me "I'll fuck you conservative". I mean, we both know that is impossible, but that was the hottest fucking thing he has ever said to me. Hah. He's kind of like a romantic, and generally tells me mushy stuff. So for him to be assertive and make a definitive statement like that was so goddamn hot to me. Good lord. He's so vanilla. But he's my favorite person.

[DigitalChaos]

"insertable/penetrating jewelry"
http://www.enchantedbodyjewelry.com/penetrating-body-jewelry

and that is a hilarious story.

[Sarah K]

Well that doesn't seem very exciting.

[orestes]

Yeah, that just looks dumb.

[eversonpoe]

my b-day is tomorrow but my wife let me open my presents from her today, which included three new sexy pairs of undies, all with mesh/lace. i tried them all on and they made me feel SO SEXY. :D

[ophelia_]

My boyfriend and I have such an incredible sex life. My previous relationships have been very kink related and I was predominantly the bottom in most of these, however with him there's no pressure to have uber kinky 'omg im the best sub evah' sex, we just do whatever we want when we want and our vanilla sex is as good as our kinky sex - we switch a lot and it is SAH MUCH FUN!

But the problem is, it's too good... We do so much fun stuff that I don't know what else to do? What should I surprise him with. He gets back on Wednesday after a trip away with some uni friends and I want to blow his mind but struggling to think of new things. Eep!

[green]

my b-day is tomorrow but my wife let me open my presents from her today, which included three new sexy pairs of undies, all with mesh/lace. i tried them all on and they made me feel SO SEXY. :D
I'm confused, your WIFE gave you lace to wear? Happy late B-day btw.

[Sarah K]

Why is that confusing?

[green]

Why is that confusing?
You're asking why I find it confusing for a wife to give her husband lace underwear. Unless eversonpoe is also female, then it's not so strange.

[Sarah K]

It's not confusing or strange at all. It's a spouse giving another spouse something that she knows he will enjoy. It's great!

I've seen his ass in lace panties... It's awesome. :D

[green]

heh, even so that's a little odd. How would that even hold everything in place?

[ophelia_]

Men in lace panties... SO sexy. Not in the slightest bit odd.

[playwithfire]

My boyfriend is the one who usually wears/buys/owns lingerie. I should get him some stockings. <3

[icklekitty]

You're asking why I find it confusing for a wife to give her husband lace underwear. Unless eversonpoe is also female, then it's not so strange.

Because Men with high self esteem and security are fucking erotic (but eversonpoe is also a girl :) )

[green]

Because Men with high self esteem and security are fucking erotic (but eversonpoe is also a girl :) )
Ah, that makes sense.

[eversonpoe]

You're asking why I find it confusing for a wife to give her husband lace underwear. Unless eversonpoe is also female, then it's not so strange.

i consider myself queer (gender queer and in terms of sexual orientation) and my wife fully embraces that.


heh, even so that's a little odd. How would that even hold everything in place?

do you not know how underwear works?

[green]

i consider myself queer (gender queer and in terms of sexual orientation) and my wife fully embraces that.
I have no idea what that means. You're born female or male, which one?




do you not know how underwear works?
I think so.

[eversonpoe]

I have no idea what that means. You're born female or male, which one?

i really can't tell if you're intentionally being an ignorant asshole or if you really just have no grip on this stuff. you've posted some very offensive things in various threads and i'm sure that telling you this is going to cause you to give me a whole lot of shit, but i try not to let people like you get to me anymore. i suffered enough in high school at the hands/words of unkind and ignorant people.

i was born physically male. i've spent the majority of my life being uncomfortable in my body because internally, i am female. after being in an (emotionally, one time physically) abusive relationship with a woman for four years where she tried to eliminate all of my femininity, i met the woman who is now my wife, who embraces and accepts me for who i actually am, which is a woman in a man's body. if i had the resources, i would surely seek transition, but i (sadly) do not, at this point in my life. so i have learned to be as comfortable in my skin as possible.

eta: that's what genderqueer means to me. the other aspect of my queerness comes from finding people all across the gender spectrum attractive.


I think so.

just because something is lacy doesn't mean it doesn't have structure in between. have you ever seen a lace bra? it's the same concept. of course it holds things in because it has an underlying structure, not just free-floating lace...

[green]

i really can't tell if you're intentionally being an ignorant asshole or if you really just have no grip on this stuff. you've posted some very offensive things in various threads and i'm sure that telling you this is going to cause you to give me a whole lot of shit, but i try not to let people like you get to me anymore. i suffered enough in high school at the hands/words of unkind and ignorant people.

i was born physically male. i've spent the majority of my life being uncomfortable in my body because internally, i am female. after being in an (emotionally, one time physically) abusive relationship with a woman for four years where she tried to eliminate all of my femininity, i met the woman who is now my wife, who embraces and accepts me for who i actually am, which is a woman in a man's body. if i had the resources, i would surely seek transition, but i (sadly) do not, at this point in my life. so i have learned to be as comfortable in my skin as possible.



just because something is lacy doesn't mean it doesn't have structure in between. have you ever seen a lace bra? it's the same concept. of course it holds things in because it has an underlying structure, not just free-floating lace...
Thank you, that's all I was asking. I'm not making fun of either, eversonpoe. I had a pair a silk boxers in high school that were extremely comfortable, the reason I asked if your were male or female, is because the idea of lace panties seems really uncomfortable to me as a male. All scrunched up down there, is all. Relax man, no harm meant.

[icklekitty]

i was born physically male. i've spent the majority of my life being uncomfortable in my body because internally, i am female. after being in an (emotionally, one time physically) abusive relationship with a woman for four years where she tried to eliminate all of my femininity, i met the woman who is now my wife, who embraces and accepts me for who i actually am, which is a woman in a man's body. if i had the resources, i would surely seek transition, but i (sadly) do not, at this point in my life. so i have learned to be as comfortable in my skin as possible.

eta: that's what genderqueer means to me. the other aspect of my queerness comes from finding people all across the gender spectrum attractive.

It's interesting to read what people say when defining their own queerness because it's exemplary of how far from binary the truth is; even the words we do have aren't objective. I have a few GQ friends who say that not wanting to transition is key to them being GQ and not trans (i.e. they say they feel both and neither of either gender extreme at the same time, but it's about inscription rather than idenitity) but I also have some transvestite friends that say, aside from the attachment to their born genitals, they would happily live full-time as another gender.

[eversonpoe]

Thank you, that's all I was asking. I'm not making fun of either, eversonpoe. I had a pair a silk boxers in high school that were extremely comfortable, the reason I asked if your were male or female, is because the idea of lace panties seems really uncomfortable to me as a male. All scrunched up down there, is all. Relax man, no harm meant.

no scrunching required (nsfw, obvs; and that's a shot of a model wearing them, not me)
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61pQyhgcMJL._UL1500_.jpg)

[eversonpoe]

It's interesting to read what people say when defining their own queerness because it's exemplary of how far from binary the truth is; even the words we do have aren't objective. I have a few GQ friends who say that not wanting to transition is key to them being GQ and not trans (i.e. they say they feel both and neither of either gender extreme at the same time, but it's about inscription rather than idenitity) but I also have some transvestite friends that say, aside from the attachment to their born genitals, they would happily live full-time as another gender.

i guess that, to me, trans falls under the umbrella of genderqueer (but i understand that it wouldn't for some people). i've always preferred being inclusive rather than exclusive.
also, i've debated on how far i would take my transition, since sometimes (mostly just during sex and related activities) i really, really do like having a penis.

[allegro]

Thank you, that's all I was asking. I'm not making fun of either, eversonpoe. I had a pair a silk boxers in high school that were extremely comfortable, the reason I asked if your were male or female, is because the idea of lace panties seems really uncomfortable to me as a male. All scrunched up down there, is all. Relax man, no harm meant.
Oddly enough, I'm female and I HATE HATE HATE lace, cannot wear it, it makes me itch like crazy unless it's that fake lace that looks like lace but it's really stretchy lycra and even then I hate it. But silk or satin? Oh yeahhhhhhhhh ....

[Bachy]

http://youtu.be/Wup1cEdgOWs

[green]

Oddly enough, I'm female and I HATE HATE HATE lace, cannot wear it, it makes me itch like crazy unless it's that fake lace that looks like lace but it's really stretchy lycra and even then I hate it. But silk or satin? Oh yeahhhhhhhhh ....
I could only wear them around the house, or if I stayed over at my girls. Underneath pants though, silk rides up my ass or bunches around my waist and I was constantly try to adjust. I bet PJs would be nice.

[allegro]

I could only wear them around the house, or if I stayed over at my girls. Underneath pants though, silk rides up my ass or bunches around my waist and I was constantly try to adjust. I bet PJs would be nice.
Well, yeah, same for female silk or satin underwear; up your butt, always up your butt. But silk or satin PJs, camisoles, "tap pants" (the female version of boxer shorts, which you can wear on top of underpants or a thong if you don't want the pants going up your butt in a bad way), etc. are good.

[Sarah K]

Basically the first thing I do when I walk in the door is take off my bra and underwear. Fuck all that shit.

I miss living alone where I could just be naked.

[allegro]

Underpants aren't healthy for the female anatomy, anyway. We're supposed to be going commando. (Or, if *must* wear underpants, we're supposed to be choosing organic breathable material, like cotton and silk.)

[playwithfire]

Boxer briefs are the sexiest every day underwear on dudes, imo.

My boyfriend owns boxers but he always wears boxer briefs around me with rare exception. :)

They're also my preferred underwear on myself. We've totally traded underwear before.

[Sarah K]

Yes. Boxer briefs are the best for guys. I LOVE the way they look.

I'm all over the map on as far as what I wear. I have a few pair of plain cotton ones because periods. But then I just buy whatever I think is cute. My step-mom would only buy ONE SPECIFIC brand and type of underwear.

[allegro]

I really do like tap pants vs. underwear:

http://shop.nordstrom.com/s/underella-by-ella-moss-blaire-tap-pants/3872899?cm_cat=datafeed&cm_ite=underella_by_ella_moss_%27blaire%27_tap_pan ts:877669&cm_pla=women:sleepwear:bottom&cm_ven=Google_Product_Ads_pla_online&mr:referralID=9cea27d7-95d4-11e4-8d82-001b2166becc

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/17/tap-pants_n_1676171.html

[playwithfire]

Those are fucking adorable, but I'd feel weird without direct support of my junk (meaning not feeling like I was... well, wearing underwear) + the seam would do terrible things to me. I'd rock them over stuff for cute sleepwear, though.

[Sarah K]

Yeah. Most of the pants I wear are skinny jeans and leggings. Those would ride all up in my business. But they look like they would be comfy for home.

[allegro]

I went through a phase when i would wear tap pants so that I would never pull a Paris Hilton. With tight pants, the seam is always putting a "letter in my mailbox" as my Mom calls it, which is -- oddly enough -- what you feel when you wear thong underwear, and I was into that for a while, too (nothing but thongs). In leggings, I can't wear underwear, I have a terrible disdain for VPL (visible panty lines) so it's either thong or tights with no underwear.

[Sarah K]

I find I feel less riding up with thongs than I do with other types of underwear. But I have the largest ass in the world. So I'm sure it's different for people with normal butts. Like if I wear cotton underwear, I feel like my butt is just trying to eat them.

[playwithfire]

My butt tries to eat everything. :(

I've found boxer briefs almost never give vpl, for the record.

[playwithfire]

On the subject of both bras and underwear, Uniqlo makes great lightweight underwire-free bras and microfiber underwear (in a variety of styles, though I wear guys) that do a pretty amazing job at not doing the vpl thing.

[Sarah K]

God. I hate bra shopping more than ANYTHING. I typically wear a G or H cup. And finding bras in that size that aren't fucking atrocious is a huge challenge.

And then! I find cute lingerie that is actually in my fatty size, get excited, try it on, and the boobs holes are like half of the size that hey need to be. My friend is like my size or so, and she recently got a corset made. So I'm thinking about doing that. Because they always look awesome.

[playwithfire]

God. I hate bra shopping more than ANYTHING. I typically wear a G or H cup. And finding bras in that size that aren't fucking atrocious is a huge challenge.

And then! I find cute lingerie that is actually in my fatty size, get excited, try it on, and the boobs holes are like half of the size that hey need to be. My friend is like my size or so, and she recently got a corset made. So I'm thinking about doing that. Because they always look awesome.

Let's go to Orchard Street Corsets sometime.

UH FUCKING:

Corsets are sexy?

[Dra508]

My lovely BF loves picking out and buying my bras and panties. I think he believes if he buys them for me, then I won't ever wear grannie panties. I'm with the boxer brief votes above however, nice regular boxers are great sometimes. Accessibility. ;)

[Vertigo]

Basically the first thing I do when I walk in the door is take off my bra and underwear. Fuck all that shit.

I miss living alone where I could just be naked.

...

I typically wear a G or H cup.

This thread can be torture for a single guy. If I had less self control I'd be posting "Giggity" every page.
That particular double-whammy I just couldn't keep quiet about, though.

[DigitalChaos]

the fucking undergarment thread

[playwithfire]

the fucking undergarment thread

I SAID MY BUTT TRIES TO EAT EVERYTHING

caps

[DigitalChaos]

I SAID MY BUTT TRIES TO EAT EVERYTHING

caps
http://i.imgur.com/0LyDoUp.jpg

[Sarah K]

This thread can be torture for a single guy. If I had less self control I'd be posting "Giggity" every page.
That particular double-whammy I just couldn't keep quiet about, though.

I'm fat, though. So they don't really count!


I SAID MY BUTT TRIES TO EAT EVERYTHING

What if we put our butts together? Will they just eat each other?!

[Vertigo]

Hotness and weight aren't mutually exclusive, in my opinion (and it can be a bonus, for the curvier boobs and posterior).

[Sarah K]

Oh, I KNOW. I'm very vocal about that. I hate when I'm like "I'm fat" And then people are like NO YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL. Motherfucker, I can be both.

Anyway... FUCKING.


... I have nothing to add. I'll go post in the not getting any thread.

[green]

Does anyone else get annoyed with the person in your bed, afterwards? I don't mean to come off macho, but goddamn this bed is home. I really am interested in your daily drama for reasons you'll never understand, but please give me a second to get lost lost in my own mind for a change. Are there any girls like this too, who would rather sleep in separate/spell? beds, than share one with someone you genuinely like?

[allegro]

Does anyone else get annoyed with the person in your bed, afterwards? I don't mean to come off macho, but goddamn this bed is home. I really am interested in your daily drama for reasons you'll never understand, but please give me a second to get lost lost in my own mind for a change. Are there any girls like this too, who would rather sleep in separate/spell? beds, than share one with someone you genuinely like?
yeah. Well, not necessarily "get out my bed!" but I'm not a snuggler and I do like sleeping in my own space sometimes so even though my husband and I own a house and have "our" bedroom, I have my "own" room. Because sometimes I just need to gtfo. You can share a bed with someone you genuinely like (love!) and STILL want your own bed sometimes.

[Sarah K]

Yes. After (good)sex, I just want to sleep. I hate cuddling like 95% of the time. Too intimate. I don't mind sharing a bed with someone. But I really don't want to talk to them right after banging. I just want to nap. But somehow, I always find myself involved with cuddlers.

[allegro]

I get too hot to cuddle with my PETS for more than 2 minutes so my partners in my life have known not to take it personally when I am not that TV female who wants to sleep on your chest but, instead, wants to roll over and sleep on the other side of the bed.

Of course, this means that every pet in my house wants to sleep on me. But, that doesn't last long because G's body temp is WAY higher than mine so they soon flock to him (evil laugh).

[green]

yeah. Well, not necessarily "get out my bed!" but I'm not a snuggler and I do like sleeping in my own space sometimes so even though my husband and I own a house and have "our" bedroom, I have my "own" room. Because sometimes I just need to gtfo. You can share a bed with someone you genuinely like (love!) and STILL want your own bed sometimes.
It took my parents 28 years to sleep on separate beds. I think it's natural, but I've never been married so what do I know? So, how does your husband feel about online flirting? Cuz I'm horny an drunk, and horny.

[Sarah K]

Well, that escalated quickly.

[allegro]

(dying laughing)

Um, he doesn't care, he is in the other room, he probably wants to watch, hahaha

(He just rushed in here a few seconds ago to show me a video about a YACHT, haha)

[green]

heh, he sound cool but Sarah K and I want to wet you up, even if she doesn't wan to admit it aloud.

[allegro]

Okay, sorry, I have some laundry to do ... Oh, wait, I thought you said SARAH PALIN hahahaha

[green]

Okay, sorry, I have some laundry to do ... Oh, wait, I thought you said SARAH PALIN hahahaha
Ca't even sea straight right now, so no idea what I'm saying right now. All I know is I'm horny and want to see some t&a because my ol' lady is fucking some douchebag that make more money than me. Ahum, show the goods yeah?

[allegro]

Um, no, my husband is showing me videos of yachts we are looking to purchase, sorry. I mean, a larger yacht than we already own. tee hee.

WE'RE SO REPUBLICAN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


I can send you a virtual hooker, perhaps?

[green]

Um, no, my husband is showing me videos of yachts we are looking to purchase, sorry. I mean, a larger yacht than we already own. tee hee.

WE'RE SO REPUBLICAN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


I can send you a virtual hooker, perhaps?
NO! Show me your boobs or go back to your yachts pic, ya weirdo.

[Sarah K]

NO! Show me your boobs or go back to your yachts pic, ya weirdo.

How 'bout a Nancy Grace nip slip?

[green]

That does nothing for my tallywacker. Humph... later y'all.

[allegro]

http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2011/09/20/20_grace4.gif

[The_Prowler]

I SAID MY BUTT TRIES TO EAT EVERYTHING

What if we put our butts together? Will they just eat each other?!
I'd pay to see you two try that, actually :p

[Sarah K]

Spoiler: My butt would win.

[DigitalChaos]

well, since nancy grace made her way over from the "things that piss you off" thread to the fucking thread.... and we were talking about what it is like when she fucks....

Who would probably be the most interesting person from the "how they fuck" angle?


I'll start one from off the top of my head: Bjork (especially considering her crazy fucking husband is Matthew Barney)

[Vertigo]

Theon Greyjoy.

[playwithfire]

Spoiler: My butt would win.

Works for me.

[Sarah K]

well, since nancy grace made her way over from the "things that piss you off" thread to the fucking thread.... and we were talking about what it is like when she fucks....

Who would probably be the most interesting person from the "how they fuck" angle?


I'll start one from off the top of my head: Bjork (especially considering her crazy fucking husband is Matthew Barney)

Gary Busey.
http://www.thrashingzombies.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/3779262793_f3d19d5b9f_o.jpg

[The_Prowler]

Spoiler: My butt would win.
At least now I know who to place my bet on :P

[playwithfire]

I like to rub my butt against my boyfriend's and then be like "Hey, I'm touching your butt with my butt."

[aggroculture]

/wrong thread but: I haven't really had a sex life that involves other ppl in 3 years

[Khrz]

Who would probably be the most interesting person from the "how they fuck" angle?

Stephen Hawking.


Great, now I feel terrible.

[aggroculture]

also:


when did this thread change from the "talking about sex" to "cybersex thread"?
/green

[playwithfire]

These butts (https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10492532_10154305900880364_85969421267495972_n.jpg ?oh=6dd3f2fc56581f87b77a8f4286b17cb9&oe=556F8030). Rubbing together.

[Charmingly Miserable]

So, I kinda want to go to a swinger's club.....alone. Is that weird, going by myself?

[Sarah K]

Nope. Not weird. You'll be welcomed with open arms. Lol.

And dicks. Lots and lots of dicks.

[halloween]

I honestly don't understand butt rubbing.My boyfriend would do it to me and I'd just be a bit weirded out and have to ask him to please stop. I don't know what it is that I missed out on because it appears to be a wide phenomenon among human beings.

[playwithfire]

I honestly don't understand butt rubbing.My boyfriend would do it to me and I'd just be a bit weirded out and have to ask him to please stop. I don't know what it is that I missed out on because it appears to be a wide phenomenon among human beings.

Well, when it's with my butt it's because I think it's funny. When it's with my hands it's because I'm alive. And when it's me grinding against his ass it's great.

[The_Prowler]

These butts (https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10492532_10154305900880364_85969421267495972_n.jpg ?oh=6dd3f2fc56581f87b77a8f4286b17cb9&oe=556F8030). Rubbing together.
Yes. So much yes.

I see they're in the kitchen... I wouldn't mind making a sandwich with them :D

[Charmingly Miserable]

So I ended up going to the swinger's club last night. Huge disappointment.

[The_Prowler]

So I ended up going to the swinger's club last night. Huge disappointment.
I'm sorry, hun. Want me to rub your butt until you feel better?

Sorry, the ongoing conversation on this page kind of has it stuck in my mind...

[Charmingly Miserable]

You wouldn't have been the only one rubbing my butt and wherever else.

[Sarah K]

I went to a BDSM party last night and got spanked a bit. By the guy I have seen a few times and kissed. And then I spent like an hour talking to this other guy who I've "known" online for a couple of years. And then we made out. For like 2 hours. It was great. I haven't made out with someone like that in fucking YEARS.

It wasn't like 2 solid hours. It was cut up into chunks over the night. Like we would make out for a while, then we'd go talk to friends... More making out, etc.

Glorious!

[Sarah K]

So I ended up going to the swinger's club last night. Huge disappointment.

Details, plz. My friends keep trying to get me to go to Swinger events, but I'm not so sold on it.

[Charmingly Miserable]

So, I went by myself. I wore pasties and a skirt that my ass hung out of so of course that all the men wanted to touch my boobs. Regardless, nothing but guys wanted to hook up with me. The wives/girlfriends weren't interested. I went there to have some fun with the ladies. Did that happen? No. The wife of the couple I did end up hooking up told me that she was a no play zone from the waist down. If I wanted to hook up with men, I could have done that with my fwb. It was such a let down.

[The_Prowler]

Sorry you had such a disappointing time, hun. I hope you get to have more fun another time.