Do any of you have a co-worker who makes love to their food? I mean 'mmm' and 'umph' and smacking of lips and just in general making more noise while eating than I've heard a single person make ever. He clacks his utensils on his teeth when he eats. He eats a homemade coconut oil by the spoonful. He chews gum like a horse and smacks it around like you wouldn't believe.

I have no idea how to approach him because my initial thought every time he starts is "Jesus Christ were you raised in a barn" and that's just not conducive to a good conversation.