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  1. 06-21-2013, 10:57 PM #631
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scarlet Siren View Post
    shit shack basement.
    One time some friends and I went to an unlicensed, illegal deathtrap of a nightclub. To get there you went into an Ethiopian (I think) restaurant, and the "cover" was buying a beer at the counter. Then you went through the kitchen and down a spiral staircase (the only exit, hence my "deathtrap" description) and they had a bar and tables and a small dance floor down there.

    Don't get me wrong, it was fun and we got trashed, but it was weird (in a good way).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fixer808 View Post
    One time some friends and I went to an unlicensed, illegal deathtrap of a nightclub. To get there you went into an Ethiopian (I think) restaurant, and the "cover" was buying a beer at the counter. Then you went through the kitchen and down a spiral staircase (the only exit, hence my "deathtrap" description) and they had a bar and tables and a small dance floor down there.

    Don't get me wrong, it was fun and we got trashed, but it was weird (in a good way).
    Sounds 'awesome'. I'm of Ethiopian heritage funnily enough...
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    Ugh... how people drink Jameson is beyond me.. *burp*. Should have stuck with Jack tonight.
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    Jameson is awesome! In... small quantities...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Self.Destructive.Pattern View Post
    Ugh... how people drink Jameson is beyond me.. *burp*. Should have stuck with Jack tonight.

    Go with Jack...always.
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    The best nights are always on tabs. Usually end up spending double what I normally would if I payed per drink, but the drinks just don't stop coming it's beautiful
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    RUM AND DEATH MEtAL FUCK YEAH
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    BEER AND KARaOKE FUCK YEAH
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    I strongly encourage all of you to befirend Fixer on facebook, because he's currently uploading karaoke videos


    *edit* oh sweet jesus it's beautiful


    *edit* RUM SELFIE

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    Went on a bar hop last saturday... long story short a waitress convinced me to super size something because of how awesome it was. I agreed and the girl brought me a pitcher filled with margarita with 2 coronas sticking out upside down. I couldn't believe it. I wasn't happy. It just tasted like sugar. This shit ruined my night. I went from jovial happy drunk to bitter slurring drunk within the hour.
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    WASHING THE CARDINALS BIKE

    http://web.archive.org/web/201103091...689bb4c43106df

    The idiot who thought it was a good idea to mix clam juice, tomato juice, vodka, worcester sauce, lime juice, and hot sauce, was a goddamn genius. Also, as good as it is in food, I would not recommend adding sriracha sauce to a caesar.
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeaGXjD_iDY]Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, in the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen.


    *LAST EDIT* GOD DAMN WHY CAN'T I LINK A VIDEO WITHOUT EMBEDDING IT!?
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    The Drunk Tank

    First proper night out since being " healthy". With a friend from Armrd forces. Man my alcohol tolerance is shot to fuck. Nearly home in one piece but head hammering like mad
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    I may or may not currently be dying. If this is how bad my drunkeness is, and I survive, the hangover will surely kill me. Love you all, may possibly follow this up tomorrow if I'm not dead. I would post a "dying selfie", but I'm on my way to my grave... On 2nd thought, give mea minute


    *edit* wow, I was shitfaced last night.
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    Polished off a loooooot of wine at a wedding yesterday. Ouchies today.
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    Woke up hungover at my buddies place, went to the liquor store at 9am to grab some more booze and got wasted and played Bocce Ball out in the sun for like 5 or 6 hours. Then I went to work and it was hilarious.
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    Yup, arrived home about an hour ago from a 3rd of July party and I'm wiredd. Peebers allllll night with some visits from the white lady Feels great to get a day off for a change.
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    The Drunk Tank

    Survived stag do. Nothing further to report.
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    jack daniles. holla
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    Got my first ticket ever tonight... $230 for drinking in public. I've got about 8 drinks left in my stash but other than those I'm having no booze until I pay that off. Fuck me.
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    $230?! What in the fuck, RCMP??
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    I went full Travis Bickle. Also, that is terrible trigger discipline, but it's not a real gun...
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    I don't think Travis wore a South Park t-shirt.

    also I hope there's liquor in that gun
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    There was liquor in me, which helped the haircut choice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fixer808 View Post
    There was liquor in me
    That's why we're all here people, this one utopian goal.
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    Speaking of one utoian goal WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE TONIGHT??

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    WHERE! IS! EF REE BUH DAY?

    FUCK YOU ETS ALL CAPS RULE
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    l WAS AT WORK UNTIL APPROXIMATELY SOONER THAN NOW ALL CAP$ Y'ALL, MAGIC MAN.
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    Tonight felt like a "Guinness Extra Stout" kind of night:

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    Quote Originally Posted by fixer808 View Post
    l was at work until approximately sooner than now all cap$ y'all, magic man.
    Y0U USED A LOWER CASE L INSTEAD OF AN l YOU CHEATING WHORE!
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    Y0U USED A LOWERCASE L INSTEAD OF AN l YOU CHEATING WHORE!
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