These things happen.
These things happen.
They've started to serve Sweet Tea in pubs here. You get it in jam jars with orange and lemon. It sort of feels like you have to be barefoot to drink it.
Just waiting for the new Rammstein Made In Germany 2005-2011 to finish downloading, tag it, put it on then commence getting pissed off my tittays.
ok this 7.1 standard drinks 1 litre apple cider is doing it for me.
Two new favourite drinks discovered last weekend: goldschlager (um, it's GLITTERY ALCOHOL) and red stag (cherry whiskey). I was hammered on a nice combination of the two.
RED STAG IS SO GROSS when you think you're getting a shot of well whiskey and they give you that. EUGH. So disgusting. Tricky bastards.
It's 6.30am. TIME TO OPEN WINE BOTTLE #3! (Keep in mind I fell asleep at midnight and just woke up)
Then it's German Beer O'Clock tonight for the Gay Clique christmas party here.
Fuck yeah.
Even worse is ordering a shot of Cuervo in a bar, having the bartender mishear you, and getting a shot of Fireball. I mean, Cuervo is shitty enough, but knocking back cinnamon-flavoured whiskey when you're expecting tequila? Heinous.
Also, I invented a new highball: The AK-47
- 1oz vodka
- 1oz OE malt liqour
- 3oz 7-Up
Serve in a highball glass with a single ice cube.
I bet it would taste disgusting, but I want to try and order one in a bar just to see the look on the bartender's face.
I tip my hat to you, young squire.
Or to fuel your own backyard ballistic missile by the look of things.
Done with school work for the day i've studied these maps and artifact lists for long enough. Now it's time to head out in search of some beer. Too bad the bar closest to my new place I'm not particularly fond of. Oh well downtown is only a few blocks further i guess and i know there's places that serve stiff ass drinks that will suite my needs.
I miss ETS friends and drunk skype/g+ hangouts. Should happen again soon? Also I really seem to want some nights in where I'm just alone and drinking or smoking listening to music/making music/not looking at my phone AT ALL.
ALSO, Fixer thank you for the karaoke song - I felt it warming my heart from across the country.
if i could have sex witrh beer i would anallly do it multiple times
Why is cider so damn popular in Australia lately? It's shit.
Brew Free or Die IPA. Based on the motto of NH, brewed in MN, with a picture of Mt Rushmore on the can, which is in SD. Go figure
I did not know until I saw these recent Kahlua commercials that Kahlua has RUM in it. NO WONDER THAT SHIT CAUSED ME SO MANY FUCKING HORRIBLE HANGOVERS!!
Got drunk a couple months ago for the first time in 6+ months on the anniversary of a friend's death - a fitting occasion. Wasn't too bad, but the two-day hangover was pretty evil.
Wednesday night drunkenness yesahhh
ALL the wine is all for me
had two stiff afternoon cocktails at home. not drunk, but squinty and talkative.
what's on my mind right now:
my memories of crystal pepsi are way more vivid than they need to be. i think there were lots of 12-year birthday parties at skating rinks and the like at the time, all of which had 2-liter jugs on covered tables alongside ren and stimpy-themed cakes n'shit. a few months later in early 1993, i realized it wasn't around anymore to buy. someone told me michael jackson had cleaned the shelves nationwide and was hoarding every ounce of crystal pepsi for no apparent reason. and i believed it. still kinda do.
Thursday is my last day of my work week. I'm currently in the midst of a 4 pack of Dogfish Head 90 Minute IPA. I'll be drunk in time for the GWtDT score to drop.