Also, fuck the two cabs that passed me up, and fuck the cop who- when I was running across the street to catch the bus afeter the cabs thing- slammed on his brakes and demanded I go back to the other side of the road and cross at a light.
a) Fuck you, I want to catch that bus and go home
b) Just... fuck you. I was between lights in the middle of the block and there was no traffic until you stopped me in the middle of the street.
Him: "Go back and cross at a light!"
Me (looking at traffic): "So you want me to try and dash back to the other side between all those cars?"
Him: "... Okay, come across."
OH THANK YOU SIR, FOR YOUR GENEROSITY. Power-tripping idiot.