I can see it now. The ship’s computer voice will be that of Samuel L. Jackson.
Picard: “Computer..”
Computer: “What Motherfucker?!”
Picard: “ww.. what?”
Computer: “Bitch, did I stutter?! You called me, now what the fuck do you want?!”
Picard: “What… what is this, what's going on here?”
Computer: “Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!”
But seriously, this is weird news. Way, way weird.