Thought this forum could use a new "bitching/not getting any" thread.
At least, I sure could.
Thought this forum could use a new "bitching/not getting any" thread.
At least, I sure could.
Awesome.
Four more days... can't take it anymore! It's only been less than a month since the last time, but I need it.
11 more days. Can't freakin wait.
Can I just quote thisFuck me. (No, seriously.)
2 and half months of no action. But sometimes no action is better than action with someone you're not really in to.
Meet an awesome girl at a party.
Talk for an hour.
Flirt lots
She asks me what kind of porn I like!
Afraid to ask for her number.
I'm going to be here forever.
Time to drink more.
EDIT: SJKAHDSKJASKDJHASKJDHAS I'M SO MAD AT MYSELF RIGHT NOW. FUCKING COWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Last edited by Jacob's Ladder; 12-06-2011 at 02:44 AM.
Totally agree! I'm on month... 9. I had to count. Of deliberate celibacy. And it's awesome. I'm possibly willing to break it soon though, but that's probably one for the relationships thread.
That said, i honestly can't say how incredible an experience it's been not having sex for so long. And not having sex with people i don't actually like. Bring on the good times now i reckon.
Once a year ain't cutting it. Met a completely beautiful man through a friend, talked for hours, then had a date last week. Have a second date tonight. Is it ok to fuck on a second date? I don't even remember anymore, as the dating thing never really happened in many years. But I really like him, so *pleasepleaseplease let it be tonight oh please*
Ahem, now back to my more civilized self.
Imo fucking is perfectly fine on the first date.
Totally. And if they just wanted to get laid it's better to find out on the first date than 5 dates down the line when you might have developed feelings.
Blerg. :-/
In the madness of this semester, I've not had a free minute to even get my sorry ass into a social situation where the possibility of meeting someone/dating/hooking up has even crossed my mind. It's a sad state of affairs. It's been a SOLID 4 months since my last 'poon. Getting out of hand here...
Oh my god I wish...
5 months, nearly. A rejection from someone else, though apparently I'm "cool to hang out with and all" and I'm in a peak life point as far as hormones go. But I am picky. Picky picky picky. I almost wish I could just get all hot n bothered by just anyone. I wonder how many months it takes to get to that point? This is the longest I've gone in 15 years. Uuuuugh.
Do iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!Do iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttt.
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Last edited by Ken; 12-11-2018 at 09:15 PM.
Overlong dry spell and the pussy pump is rubbish
It's only been two and a half months, which is two and a half months too long.
Bleh. Meaningless sex has gotten old for me. The last time I had it, and I was too drunk to even be aroused. The guy was bone skinny and annoying. Just reinforced my "celibacy".
But...Does oral sex count? Heh.
Been with my girlfriend for over five years now, and it's sadly at that point where I haven't gotten any since October. Dammit.
Just had my third anniversary with my girlfriend, and I don't think I've gotten laid since before our second anniversary. Pretty sure I'm breaking up with her after the holidays.
2 months. doh
I'm not getting any and honestly, I just don't care. I've had time this year to measure the risk/reward factors of my relationships with women, and just realizing how much I was doing the first part and not getting enough of the second. I'm just planning on using 2012 to get a job and get in better shape. My hope is that seeing those things through will lead me to have enough confidence to get back in the game.
The boyfriend is out of town, so it's another night of streaming porn on my phone (because one of the roommates are home and my computer is too out in the open). Ugh.