Shitty Music. (The Nickelback Thread)

[Jinsai]

i already hate it because of that ridiculous "logo" and i haven't even hit play.

Well, I haven't made it all the way through the song yet, so, I must concede, perhaps something amazing happens at the end?

[rampface]

This is, objectively, one of the worst things I have ever heard.

I legit cannot stop watching this. Dear God... it's so bad

[Space Suicide]

This band sucks testicles and their live act is even more cringeworthy. What failures to the metal genre. They would even have sucked in the 80's.

[Art Vandelay]

This band sucks testicles and their live act is even more cringeworthy. What failures to the metal genre. They would even have sucked in the 80's.

I actually watched the whole video in awe and half way through I was asking myself "why am I still watching this?" then I remembered if I move the screen up and down ETS farts. Moving the screen up and down during that ridiculous guitar solo with ETS farting so far has been the highlight of my day. What can I say its been a rough day.

[Dr Channard]

Dragonforce is overtly comically bad. Reminds me of the fictional band Gown (as played by QOTSA) in the film Hot Rod.

[thevoid99]

Dragonforce is overtly comically bad. Reminds me of the fictional band Gown (as played by QOTSA) in the film Hot Rod.

Hey, Gown is a fucking good band. DragonForce... holy shit that was bad. And for a minute there, I thought I saw Mike Portnoy playing the drums but that wasn't him. Thank God. He's too cool for that.

[GulDukat]

This band sucks testicles and their live act is even more cringeworthy. What failures to the metal genre. They would even have sucked in the 80's.

That dork is actually singing for Skid Row now...

[ImTheWiseJanitor]

This is, objectively, one of the worst things I have ever heard.

"STARRING: EUGENE FROM THE WALKING DEAD ON DRUMS!" Yeah, I gave up about a minute in.

[GulDukat]

How many of you are old enough to remember the Jesse Camp album?

[Jinsai]

How many of you are old enough to remember the Jesse Camp album?

I remember him, but I'd forgotten that he'd made an album?

He seemed like a fuckwit demonstrating where that channel was going...

[thevoid99]

How many of you are old enough to remember the Jesse Camp album?

How could I forget that piece of shit? I remember Johnny Ramone was in a music video he did and that Stevie Nicks did a duet w/ that no-talent ass-clown. The last I heard about him was that he got arrested for buying crack or meth or something.

[GulDukat]

I remember him, but I'd forgotten that he'd made an album?

He seemed like a fuckwit demonstrating where that channel was going...

Second only to Kennedy as MTV's worst personality. At least Jesse Camp had the good sense to fade into obscurity and not pollute the airwaves on CNN as a prognosticator.

[bobbie solo]

Dragonforce is overtly comically bad. Reminds me of the fictional band Gown (as played by QOTSA) in the film Hot Rod.

this is one of my all-time favorite comedies and I had no idea that was QOTSA. THANK YOU.

[ImTheWiseJanitor]

this is one of my all-time favorite comedies and I had no idea that was QOTSA. THANK YOU.

SAME. Holy shit, that's amazing. All this time...

Anyway, I normally leave YouTube or music or something playing when I leave for my dog to listen to while I'm out. Came in about the time an ad for this lil diddy started to play.

[Space Suicide]

This is, objectively, one of the worst things I have ever heard.

I never gave my comedic and insulting commentary on this. The one vocalist that isn't the hat wearing rocker dad looks like he soooooo badly wants to be a Henry Rollins type performer. You can tell when he first lifts the mic up and looks into the camera like a deranged dog.

[GulDukat]

I remember him, but I'd forgotten that he'd made an album?

He seemed like a fuckwit demonstrating where that channel was going...

This sounds like third-tier late 80's hair-metal, i.e. The Bullet Boys, TUFF. Why it didn't go multi-platinum in 1999 is beyond me.

Around the same time Tommy Lee has his mid-life crisis album.


Could that video BE any more 1999? He wanted people to forget that he was the drummer for the biggest cock-rock band of the previous decade and sound hip/relevant, and ironically made an album that sounds more dated (and forgettable) than anything he's ever done.

[Space Suicide]

Yeah, no disagreeing that Methods of Mayhem is a horrendous band. Fun fact from the Dirt: he came up with this band after his domestic violent dispute with Pamela Anderson in jail.

[Space Suicide]

These videos have made me smile and laugh since 2009. God bless this dogshit.





The above video is hilarious. He's not playing the guitar, he mumbles and mouths random shit and sounds lost and out of breath. What a joke.

[henryeatscereal]

I was watching Wrestlemania and i almost shot myself because how many times they play this god awful song:

[thevoid99]

What's so fucking special about PitBull and Flo-Rida? Seriously, they fucking suck.

[Krazy]

Nothing. Them and their shitty types have their 15 minutes of fame over with. They'll be doing the casino circuit within a few years.

Cant believe how much money those shit balls are worth though. Flo-rida (oh, I get it! FLORIDA!) fucked up a very nice Bugatti. Hopefully they didn't prioritize their spending habits and will be filing chapter 11 soon (hence the casino gigs).

[kel]

Second only to Kennedy as MTV's worst personality. At least Jesse Camp had the good sense to fade into obscurity and not pollute the airwaves on CNN as a prognosticator.

i seriously loved kennedy during the alternative nation days. i was 14, so there's that.

i think it was late junior year that they held that vj contest. i could barely understand the guy. he had this wannabe new york dolls image via street kids, but he grew up in affluent connecticut in private schooling.

and the dude who came in second went on to have a huge career.

[onthewall2983]

Kennedy is one of the few decent people, based on her thrashing of Rick Santorum and some of his ilk, on Fox News (although she's primarily on the business channel, and occasionally makes an appearance on the mothership). Has anyone read her book? I've seen it pop up on Kindle a few times and am a little interested in it.

I occasionally roll my eyes at what goes on in this thread, but imagining Jesse Camp slumming it on CNN makes it all worth it.

[Space Suicide]

I always found the cartoony car tires squealing sound (what I dubbed it) in this song SUPER obnoxious. I hate this fucking song.

[GulDukat]

I always found the cartoony car tires squealing sound (what I dubbed it) in this song SUPER obnoxious. I hate this fucking song.

I remember in the late 90's/early 00's, thinking, whatever happened to House of Pain, not knowing he was the Everlast dude.

[wizfan]

I always found the cartoony car tires squealing sound (what I dubbed it) in this song SUPER obnoxious. I hate this fucking song.

I hear you. The funny thing is, instead of trying to capitalize on the success of their massive hit, they actually became an angrier and dirtier group. They could have done a million Jump Arounds, but chose to go deeper down the hardcore route on their following albums.

(Bless you, Tony Hawk games, for having such awesome soundtracks.)

[bobbie solo]

HoP are far better than given credit for. Jump Around was good song on its own, its just played out beyond belief to where no fan of theirs ever wants to hear it again. They have tons of great hip hop in that aggressive, 90's boom bap sound. DJ Muggs has alot to do with how good they were. Hence, similar sound to Cypress Hill/Soul Assassins on some tracks:



other favorites:









And then of course there's this. Song is hard as fuck:

[WorzelG]

Have the Chainsmokers not been in this thread yet? If not why not?


They are so fucking shallow and having seen interviews with them theyre the worst kind of 'bro' dudes too

[Space Suicide]

Have the Chainsmokers not been in this thread yet? If not why not?


They are so fucking shallow and having seen interviews with them theyre the worst kind of 'bro' dudes too

Pretty shit, run of the mill 2010's charting generic sound as well.

[bobbie solo]

but I like some Chainsmokers songs...