Finished the double RP weekend at level 76, the last push to 100 is going to take forever.
So I was playing GTA Online on my xbox last night and I was running around in an open lobby and a guy came up and raped me.
Yup.
A modder somehow modeled a character with his pants around his ankles and he bent me over and raped my character. I laughed so hard I thought I was going to get sick, I have no idea how he managed to do it but yeah.
Oh my. This is horrible. Don't shower and go straight to your nearest hospital ASAP.
Welp, time to create a new character modeled after Detective Stabler from SVU and go around solving virtual rapes.
I'm surprised raping wasn't in the game already. You can do just about everything else.
I like GTA V, it's a technical marvel and has a nice, breaking bad esque melancholy feel that the other games didn't - but I just don't like it as much as San Andreas. I'm not sure if I just got older or what. I miss the gang wars a lot & the soundtrack isn't as good (plus is it me or can you not mod characters and vehicles as extensively?). Plus I think the hospitals are just too far apart and the loading times are too long - for example trying to steal a jetfighter becomes an exercise in tedium because if you die it's a massive drive back to sandy shores to get the heli, or it's a long wait while you reload the file
I want to believe but I just can't get into it as much. Plus that 90s hip hop station on SA was sooo good.
I remember just playing SA every day for hours having sieges with the cops and long chases, but I can never play V for more than an hour every now and then
So, the first person mode in the next-gen GTA V looks AMAZING!
http://www.ign.com/videos/2014/11/04...person-trailer
Yes! I haven't been excited about the re-master since I sold my copy for Ps3, citing lack of time.. but something about seeing the game in first person made my brain go "Grand Theft Skyrim?!" and then I got tingles.. might have to temper that feeling down until we hear more.. but its still a very pretty game.
http://au.ign.com/articles/2014/12/0...-to-sell-gta-5
"It's a game that encourages players to murder women for entertainment. The incentive is to commit sexual violence against women, then abuse or kill them to proceed or get 'health' points"
ಠ_ಠ
Finally got GTA V, it is a helluva game. Just up to some of the Trevor missions, holy crap the Rampage one where you have to get 25 kills with that time limit, it took me fucking forever. Must've died like 100 times, ridiculous. Then of course later on trying to fly that damn plane, definitely crashed it a few times before i figured it out not to mention landing successfully.
I'm getting better at the helicopters and with the planes i managed to fly under a few bridges so that's a start lol
60% along with GTA V at the moment.
Yeah i had a look at that, didn't seem active but yeah as far as Online goes oh man am i ever terrible at it so far. I honestly don't understand what's even going on sometimes in there like while in freemode you can go passive to say you're not interested in any combat while you're figuring other stuff out, deciding what jobs to take etc. i was under the impression you were given some kind of invincibility but all the red psychotic assholes always end up killing me. It's like i just go to get my car from the insurance lot or whatever and some bastard comes out of nowhere and plants stickybombs on the car just as I'm leaving the lot. Never seem to have a chance and the matchmaking has been irritating me, i try to start a job or mission with low level players... the invites get sent out but no one ever fucking responds to them so i can finally play something. Also when i say i want low level folks... match me up with low level folks, not dudes that are level 300+...... that's no fun for anybody just starting out.
Went to go rob a store, oh gotta turn passive off i guess and all of a sudden..............sniped. FFS!
Unless i just completely can't grasp how this whole thing is supposed to work.
I'm about 61% completed, only got 10 of the main missions to do then it's the side ones to complete, haven't really bothered with the online, done a few races but that's been it
Yeah that’s the downfall with passive mode is that as soon as you get in a car, you rid yourself of it and are open to be attacked again. It only works if you’re walking and LS is way too big a place to “just” walk through.
As for the Hard as Nails crew, I have been wondering how many people are active on it myself as well. If anyone wants to play with, my GT is on my profile and I’m on the XB1.
60hrs playing Story Mode and 90% complete.
My Online dude is nearly lvl 18, finally scooped up enough cash for an apartment lol starting to get a handle on how things work in there.
If you're on PS4, I'll totally do online with you. My PSN is Copyofacopyofa.
I've been re-doing the story mode on PS4 after having played it on 360 and forgot how much I hate the mission as Trevor where you basically get to play Dock Worker Simulator: 2013 (New 2014 Edition!).
I'm afraid I've just got the PS3 version, I'm cheap as fuck...... haha
Also.... just ran into this guy.
IMPOTENT RAGE!
EDIT: Just finished collecting all the nuclear waste with the submarine, damn that took way too long.
EDIT: Stumbled across Niko Bellic's Lifeinvader profile, haha neat GTA IV easter egg.
EDIT: I found a mime!
Meanwhile....
This
http://instagram.com/p/xzF4q1Ha00/
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http://www.rockstargames.com/newswir...stspc_02242015
Heists March 10. I'll believe it when I've finished playing all of them and had a day to recover and know that I didn't dream it.
Yeah I wouldn't be surprised at all if that date got delayed. Did play some online last night with a couple friends to get back into it a bit before the heists come. Had a lot of fun just screwing around and doing some missions. Kinda forgot that the online is fun as shit with friends, just needed an extended break from it I guess.
Trying to play Heists last night was a shit show. My 3 friends got through the first 2 player one but by the time I was able to get online everything was fucked. We could start the first 4 person one but it would start kicking us out after the cut scene.
Anyone get the PC version of GTA V?
How are you liking it?
I got the PC version on release and I'd say it is definitely the best version of the game and the PC port is really good too (on GTX 780 with graphics options set for Very High/High it runs 60+ fps). I bought the game first when it was released on X360, while I enjoyed playing the game then, now I couldn't go back playing it on it. The difference in gameplay is pretty big between them, higher frame rate and graphics really makes the game much more enjoyable experience.
Last edited by Ax Mr. L; 04-16-2015 at 10:38 PM.
I think Rockstar (or whoever did the port) deserves massive props for optimizing the game. I have cheapest 250$ Lenovo laptop with dedicated graphics card (GeForce 820N) and I can run the game alright. Everything looks like shit, but I don't care, I can play the game. This notebook have problems even with TF2 so I was genuinely surprised I was able to run this.