Quote Originally Posted by allegro View Post
My husband writes nonsense songs for everything all the time UNTIL I WANT TO FUCKING STAB HIM and he thinks it's hilarious. If I divorce him, this will be the grounds for divorce.

If I'm in the bathroom ...

[sung to the tune of the Doors' "Riders On the Storm"]
BEAVIS IN THE JOHN ...
BEAVIS IN THE JOHN ...

Well, I've now graduated from Beavis in the john to another set of lyrics I made up to the same tune, inspired by a show I started watching again and the related books I started to read.

Here's the few verses I've got so far:

Jon Snow on the Wall
Jon Snow on the Wall
Trying not to fall
While freezing his balls

And I'm stuck there and it's pissing me off. I have to finish that stupid song now!