In a thread about self portraits, Tony Parente posts some stupid bullshit.

[tony.parente]

Merry Christmas bitches
(don't mind the urinal)

[tony.parente]

Why the facepalms?!?

[playwithfire]

My guess is probs Santa blackface.

[tony.parente]

My guess is probs Santa blackface.

It's it's not blackface, it's black Santa. It's literally an emoji on the native iPhone keyboard, fucking hell this shithole is actively facepalmimg black people they're looking to be so goddamned offended now. Here's all of them:

[Sarah K]

I was just doing it for fun.

[tony.parente]

I was just doing it for fun.

You cunt bitch dicwitch

[Sarah K]

Lollll.

But if you keep overreacting to facepalms, I know someone here who you could be very good friends with!

[tony.parente]

Lollll.

But if you keep overreacting to facepalms, I know someone here who you could be very good friends with!

I expect cunty facepalms from you, but Max's really hurt.

D:

[eversonpoe]

I expect cunty facepalms from you, but Max's really hurt.

D:

because you're not black. if you were black and you used the black santa face, then it would be totally fine. but you're not. so it's akin to you doing blackface.

you're smarter than that, tony. if you wanted to use one that didn't match your skin tone, use the ridiculously cartoon yellow one.

[tony.parente]

I'm convinced that was satire and nothing will convince me otherwise.

[Wolfkiller]

I wish Tony and Sarah were married and had their own thread.

[Sarah K]

I got Tony's package last night, actually.

[allegro]

Tony's Italian and everybody knows they're actually black people. Wait, that might be Sicilian.

[tony.parente]

I got Tony's package last night, actually.

I hope it was big and black enough for you.

[Ryan]

because you're not black. if you were black and you used the black santa face, then it would be totally fine. but you're not. so it's akin to you doing blackface.

you're smarter than that, tony. if you wanted to use one that didn't match your skin tone, use the ridiculously cartoon yellow one.

[DigitalChaos]

I expect cunty facepalms from you, but Max's really hurt.

D:

we need to try and get some dicks in your inbox again

[tony.parente]

we need to try and get some dicks in your inbox again

You son of a bitch lmao

[Leviathant]

That's not how that thread works. Bloop!