A Holocaust survivor goes to heaven and meets God. He tells god a Holocaust joke.
God says, "That's not funny at all."
The survivor says, "Guess you had to be there."
A Holocaust survivor goes to heaven and meets God. He tells god a Holocaust joke.
God says, "That's not funny at all."
The survivor says, "Guess you had to be there."
I'm going to admit to that one taking a second. When it clicked though.....daaaaaaaaaaamn.
Lightening the mood a bit:
My neighborhood is horrible for people with Celiac disease. On one corner, you've got the German bakery (Gluten Morgen), and across the street from it is the Russian bakery, Vladimir Gluten.
Just a little thing...
(from reddit, based on exocomics sneaky fox again)