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Faceplams: I nominate you as official ETS Jesus.Originally Posted by RocketScience
Closed eyes as to make it seem I'm in deep contemplative thought when I'm really just thinking of bewbs.
Captain Rustleboots
I nominate you as official ETS Jesus.Closed eyes as to make it seem I'm in deep contemplative thought when I'm really just thinking of bewbs.
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Good god, those eyes.
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The morning standard.
Last edited by Amaro; 02-09-2018 at 09:51 PM.
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Now stop that girl. You live too far away from me to fall in love with you
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Absolutely stunning, SarahLook how how sober I appeared when I got home this morning.
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ETS Jesus will replace my membership status once I donate. With that, I grant my flock another selfie. Jesus on a bad hair day.
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Well, who knew ETS Jesus Christ could turn into ETS Charles Manson so fast ?!
she/her/hers
more like charles HANDSOME! am i right?Well, who knew ETS Jesus Christ could turn into ETS Charles Manson so fast ?!
Bite me
I thought it was Kim Thayil
Captain Rustleboots
Whats your nationality? I bet you're middle eastern just like IRL jesus.
Alt-Left Leaning Cunt
You guys are silly. I posted that photo as an lol thing because I think I look pretty terrible there! That's me after partying all night two nights in a row. Ratty hair, makeup mostly gone and what remains is looking weird and crumbling off. And druuunk.
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I get compared to other people quite often, the Jesus comparison I get a lot. First time hearing Charles Manson and Kim Thayil, this is good. More names to add to the list.
eversonpoe you're a sweetheart.
tony.parente: Parents from Pakistan. South Asia, close enough I guess.
Last edited by RocketScience; 02-26-2015 at 05:36 PM.
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@tony.parente : so, D&D next saturday, then star trek marathon on my dad's VCR, or did you meet a girl LOL
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He is inexplicably engaged to a very beautiful girl.
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Aw is that you?@tony.parente : so, D&D next saturday, then star trek marathon on my dad's VCR, or did you meet a girl LOL
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It was, roughly 25 years ago...
FATUM NOS IUNGET
Me and the better half.
Captain Rustleboots
Oh my god that's what you look like @october_midnight you big cunt! lololol <3
There is not a picture of yourself that you could post that could come close to being as embarrassing as my middle/highschool pictures
Alt-Left Leaning Cunt
Do you still have the handwriting of a 6 year old?
Captain Rustleboots
Yes....lol
Alt-Left Leaning Cunt
Check my perm:
Captain Rustleboots
Can this please be a thing? I really want to see everyones embarrassing childhood photos.
she/her/hers
i win
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Alt-Left Leaning Cunt
omgomg. WHY DO YOU HAVE A MULLET?!
That's worse than my perm!
How are you so hot now..
Captain Rustleboots
I raise your mullet and jean button up with a mullet and matching whatever the hell this is outfit.i win
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she/her/hers
yes, @tony.parente but you're not missing one of your two front teeth, are you? nor do you look like your parents got you high before they sent you to school.
haha thanks. and because my dad has been sporting that hairstyle since the mid-80s and my parents somehow thought it would be a good idea to give it to me, too. :|
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@eversonpoe was Joe Dirt!
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this!!!
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Before going to my fiancé's cousin's 21st tonight. Our daughter is in the background in the second picture.
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Blue Steel : check
Douche haircut : check
Carefully groomed unshaven look : check
I'm ready for summer.
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