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  1. #871
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah K View Post
    LOOK AT THAT GUY - I BET HE HAS A DICK.

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    You guys, I love you. I love getting oral but I give it (and I give it well!) much more than I receive it. Also, maybe it's my IUD that makes me so horny these days? I thought it was me being in my 30s.

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    I know for me coming off of hormonal birth control made me SUPER horny. Unfortunately, hormonal depression/imbalance due to not being on the pill undid that wonderful change.

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    Quote Originally Posted by playwithfire View Post
    PERIOD SEX IS AWESOME.
    playwithfire's BF:
    My dick looks like Carrie
    That's one of the best thing's you've ever mentioned. I love him for saying that.

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    Also, I LOVE LOVE LOVE giving oral, but have always been meh about receiving. Not that I don't enjoy it, but I've never sought it out.

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    Well, now we know that there can never be an ETS oral sex party.

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    When I actually commit to it... I dig both. However, I'm supremely cautious when it comes to safe sex so... yeah, probably not.

    *slowly wraps entire body in latex*

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    It's okay, there's plenty of other options for the Great ETS Bang-Off.

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    I'm a voyeur, anyway.

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    Well, there are always dental dams.

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    100% down for it. I DON'T THINK THEY'RE THAT BAD.

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    I was just honestly sitting here thinking of the logistics.

    Goddamn.
    Last edited by Sarah K; 04-21-2014 at 08:08 AM.

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    The logistics of dental dams? It's pretty simple. You just have to be careful to not get the sides confused and put some lube on the side that contacts the receiver. Oh, and if you're rimming someone, don't suffocate yourself. Unless you like that, I guess.

    Anyway, GET IT GURL

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    No... of an ETS Bang-Off. Hahaha.

    This is my life.

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    Hey, get good enough at it and maybe you can be like... an orgy planning consultant.

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    "Orgy Planning Consultants. Are YOU down with OPC?"

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    I very recently met a girl(at a munch!) who worked her way through college as a Pro-Domme. I'm sure that she could point me in the right direction.

    But then everyone would start banging and I'd be like NOW WHAT. I get nervous when I don't have stuff to do.

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    Being the person in charge at a party is probably no different than at an orgy. "Okay, the snacks are on the table, we've got ice. I'm going to change the playlist on the stereo to something more downtempo, then I have to make sure the lube bowl is topped up. Oop, that guy is signalling for a fresh rubber, must be going in for some anal. I need some Gatorade!"

    Too stressful, I don't want the job.

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    "Lube bowl" is kiiiiinda weirding me out for some reason.

    I just picture everyone dipping their dicks and toys into a large vat of lube... nope.

    Bedtime.

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    HAHAHAHAH! I was thinking a punch-bowl full of single-serving packets. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WENT THERE!

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    I'll just go sit in this corner.

    All alone.

    With a cat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah K View Post
    I'll just go sit in this corner.

    All alone.

    With a cat.

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    See, this is why I said "consultant." Refreshing the lube bowl is your client's problem. You just advise them on maximal furniture arrangement/condom choices.

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    wow, i can't believe all of you people not liking RECEIVING oral sex.
    I thought that was a rare anomaly. My high school sweetheart didn't like it, but she was the only person i've ever met like that.

    I'm worried that it has been so hard to make my current girlfriend cum though...seriously...it has to be psychological...i hope she still loves me.

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    That uhhh... that was a pretty big leap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fixer808 View Post
    YOU STOKE FROM MY FACEBOOKS.




    Anyway, met up with one of my best friends for dinner. Two bottles of wine and three cocktails later we're rolling around naked while her boyfriend is passed out on the sofa.

    *blush*

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    Quote Originally Posted by NYRexall View Post
    I think I've only been with one girl who has ever given me good oral. On the flip, it's disheartening to hear so many females saying they're not into it.

    It's like a lost art
    Agreed. Giving oral is one of my favourite parts of having sex.

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    cunnilingus is one of my favorite things, and i have never been with someone who doesn't like it, but i have talked to plenty of people who don't. thankfully, my fiancee LOVES it.
    i didn't used to enjoy receiving oral, probably just because my evil ex was really, really bad at it. my fiancee, on the other hand, can make me come in about 30 seconds because she is so good at it, so we usually just do it for a very brief bit as a prelude to penetration.

    i also LOVE the giving and receiving of rimming (which my fiancee enjoys receiving [as long as she feels 100% clean, so it doesn't happen that often because she usually prefers sex right BEFORE a shower, whereas i prefer it right after] but not giving, which is unfortunate for me).

    we haven't bought any new toys in quite a while and i really, really miss having a butt plug & a cock ring, so hopefully we'll be going fun-time shopping soon.

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    @eversonpoe , i used to be on suboxone and a really high dose of antidepressants, and had trouble keeping it up, so we tried a variety of cock rings.
    They fucking HURT!
    Doesn't it hurt you?

    i'm not gonna knock the butt plug till i try it, but the cock ring...can't wrap my mind around enjoying that shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by elevenism View Post
    @eversonpoe , i used to be on suboxone and a really high dose of antidepressants, and had trouble keeping it up, so we tried a variety of cock rings.
    They fucking HURT!
    Doesn't it hurt you?

    i'm not gonna knock the butt plug till i try it, but the cock ring...can't wrap my mind around enjoying that shit.
    if the cock ring hurt, then you were either a) wearing it wrong or b) using the wrong size
    i find that it makes me more sensitive but also keeps me from coming as quickly (which seems counter-intuitive but it works)

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