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Faceplams: Just gonna start introducing myself with that title.Originally Posted by Fixer808
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Just gonna start introducing myself with that title.
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Ugh, I'm so horny.
she/her/hers
ditto. and my fiancee and i are barely seeing each other this week (plus it's been over a week). i just want some good snugglesex now that it's not hot as balls in chicago anymore.
just a small town doggo
if it happened now (when it happens now), I agree with you... But at the time I was mortified. Lol. That girl and I had the craziest sex ever. Still haven't met anyone that's keen for half the stuff she was.That's so fucking hot
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Well, he was a virgin when we got together. And my experience was very limited. I think he was maybe the third person that I was with. I for sure had the fat-girl-afraid-of-being-naked thing going on when I was younger. In fact, only within the last couple of years have I really become comfortable with myself and my sexuality.
So like I said, I had NO clue about what my vagina just did. I was like THAT FELT AWESOME BUT WTF?! So there was no way for him to know. We were basically having awkward teenager sex except we were 20 and 21. The first and only time I've been with someone who was close to my age!
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We were also doing hella drugs. So his reaction might not have been so angry without that. WE WILL NEVER KNOW
He actually contacted me on Facebook not long ago and apologized for a LOT of shit. Maybe he finally went to rehab!
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I doubt it. When I started asking him for extremely, extremely mild BDSM stuff towards the end of our relationship, he was having no part of that, telling me how fucked up I am, etc. So I would be very shocked if he became all into... well, much of anything, really. He wouldn't even let me give him a blow job.
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Are we going to have to smack you?
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He was insecure about his uncircumcised penis. In 5 years, I had his penis in my mouth exactly ONE time. For like, 2 minutes.
God... What a fucking mess. Lol
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iI was going to respond to this post saying that it's not really a male female thing. It sounds more like the particular personalities of these people blah blah blah (and since the woman in question is clearly a lesbian or bi, she's already more sexually open minded for lack of a better word than the norm).
Then I scrolled down a bit and saw that this dude didn't like blow jobs so I don't think anything else needs to be said. I didn't even think that was possible.
Last edited by Kyle; 05-15-2014 at 09:03 AM.
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I would think that would make him like it more. I'm straight but if I had to pretend to be gay and have a boyfriend in some sort of parallel alternate reality sexual norm role reversal, I'd want lots of blow jobs so I can close my eyes and pretend it's a woman.
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irrelevant.
If I for some reason was having sex with a porn star who is used to 15 inch cocks that can last for hours I'd be pretty damn insecure as well. I'd still let her put it in her mouth though because hey, blow job!
i don't think you realize just how much this is boggling my mind.
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Tell me about it, bro. It was my fucking life for 5 years!
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ALSO!!!
One night, we had both made out with the same chick. She then wanted to have a threeway, and he didn't want that. So... I dunno, man.
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It was your fucking life.
But not your blowing life.
sorry that was awful. I'll go hide in the corner now.
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Just hooked up with a guy like that last night. Said he felt he was being used because I wanted to have sex again in the morning... wtf?! And not even kinky sex, but regular, boring, vanilla sex.
Last edited by JessicaSarahS; 05-15-2014 at 03:08 PM.
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You people are hooking up with some weird dudes.
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Story of my life. :\
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Weird dudes are all the world has to offer.
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If the only dudes around you are ones who don't like blow jobs or morning sex, I'm moving because there's clearly a market for what I have to offer.
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For me now, it's basically that trying to fuck in NYC is kind of impossible. I've only been with one guy since moving here. And he has a girlf~ now, so that ride ended(10 weeks ago today).
Everyone here lives with family or has roommates. Lots of people work multiple jobs. It becomes the aforementioned situation where you have to schedule sex. That isn't fun to me. At almost 3 months with no sex now, I have sadly kind of given up. It is just a really frustrating ordeal. I dunno what to do, really.
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Tinder!
My problem is I prefer dating smart, geeky, introverted guys and they're usually the ones will all sorts of sexual hangups. :\ Time for me to venture away from that type for a while.
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I have basically no interest in vanilla sex at this point in life, though. I'd rather masturbate like 90% of the time. The sex I need requires trust, so I have to actually talk to them and know them and blah, blah, blah.
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It can work both ways. I consider myself a smart, geeky, introverted guy but I'm very open and adventerous sexually however the kind of girls that seem interested in me would consider sex in the shower 'out there'. I guess its not the most important thing but I would be pretty disappointed if I never got to stretch my wings so to speak.
Bite me
I've had smart geeky introverted online guy friends who were in some kind of slave groups on AOL. Who knew fucking *AOL* had nerdy slave chicks with equally nerdy dominant masters? By day, IT guys with short sleeves and pocket protectors and glasses held together by duct tape. By night, leading some giggly chick around by a dog collar. I, for one, was shocked. Not "shocked" shocked but shocked because I thought AOL was for people to share recipes for apple pie and pictures of their grandchildren and Disneyworld.
edit: Oh, and I just remembered all those geeky smart guys I knew who used to go to all those scifi cons. I never knew they had it in 'em. They were like giant orgies at the Holiday Inn. Chain mail in the hot tubs.
Last edited by allegro; 05-15-2014 at 05:07 PM.
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Well, I'm sure there's one out there somewhere, but the last handful of guys that I've dated and slept with have been horribly mundane.
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The scifi cons were always fronts for the best private BDSM parties back in the day (might still be). Philly (especially) and Boston were the best ones I went to. The Philcon party I went to would take up the entire top floor of a hotel.
And AOL was where I found the scene back in the mid '90s. I remember wondering why the hell a chat room about skiing was always packed to capacity (Le Chateau). I found out.
Overall, I've found the BDSM scene to be chock full of geeks, nerds, introverts, etc.
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I never went to any of those parties at comic cons. Purely hypothetically of course, how would I get to one of these in Philly?
asking for a friend.
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God. I am not even thinking about sex really the last few days. I just need some violence to calm my nerves. <3
Bite me
LOL LOL, this is cracking me up. Here, it was Windycon and Capricon. I never went to one, mind you.
I didn't know what chain mail was ... somebody told me that girls were wearing chain mail bikinis and I remember asking them this:
"Is that, like, a bikini that you wear and if you don't pass it on to 5 friends, you die?"
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