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Alt-Left Leaning Cunt
Man sits down. Woman sits on top, facing away from him.
Quiet Member
But then how does the man see the movie? lol he fuckin paid for 2 tickets he could have fucked her outside for free! He came to the movies to get a show alongside his sex.
Alt-Left Leaning Cunt
Risk is hot.
Quiet Member
Sure it is, but sitting in someone else's jizz is not. The movie theatre is a dark place, where the staff do not thoroughly wipe down surfaces and crevices. Can some area's just not be sacred?
That's why they have the drive in!
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I saw enough of Jersey Boys to know what was going on, and I cleaned up.Originally Posted by AgentofChaos
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I got thrown out of a cinema once because five guys were trying to spitroast me. *sigh*
I was nobody. Nothing.
wtf? why did they throw YOU out?
Alt-Left Leaning Cunt
I've only ever heard it as "spitroast".
Stubby Member
Maybe one of these days I'll get over the PE and we'll get back to having a normal sex life
I was nobody. Nothing.
i wish spitroasts didn't fuck up relationships so bad.
i used to LOVE doing that, with a gf and a good homeboy...but everyone would get hurt emotionally
in the end.
too much porn made me want to do those things, i think. i got all the group stuff out of my system right at 10 years ago.
@_@
Is it a recent occurrence? Is she being patient, or is she pressuring you to last longer? Hopefully you find a way to relax and it'll happen. I've been with a couple guys that let it get to them way too much and they would later just give up altogether, pushing us to a breakup. I actually didn't care and I enjoyed it on occasion, especially if they could go another round or more, but I'm fast to finish as well.
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It has been recent, there's a lot of things happened lately that put sex on the back burner for a long time so anytime it does happen now (sex that is) I just can't 'control' myself, not to mention she's hot as fuck and I'm punching well above my weight, she's very patient about it but it's starting to really get to me and anytime it does happen I get pissed of with myself, we've been together for 9 years almost and getting married next month, so I know it's just gonna be a lot of patience on her part and myself for helping her to deal with things in her life and when she's ready to have sex more regularly
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I'm gonna masturbate till I cry, whichever comes first.
@_@
In my situation, when the guy became too frustrated/embarrassed of the situation, they would cease all physical contact to avoid the situation altogether and wouldn't even talk about it or bring it up. Felt horrible. Don't let it get that bad. Keep up physical intimacy in some fashion, and discuss it with her outside of the bedroom if need be.
Stubby Member
I'm still generally the first one to initiate sex, so it's not like I'm tryin to avoid all contact and I certainly hope that it doesn't get to that point though if it does I think we'll both know the reason why and should be able to work past it
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It turns out that I didn't have to masturbate after all....
she/her/hers
does that mean that you had sex or you started crying before you could start masturbating? because if it's the former, then HIGH FIVE! if it's the latter, then :: hug ::
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Gimme a high five. It was an unexpected birthday gift.
Active Member
I don't think "former" and "latter" mean what you think they mean.
she/her/hers
hahahahaha i can't believe i did that. o.O
*fixed
Active Member
Hey, maybe that was what you meant. I don't judge.
Active Member
I'm still stuck on spit roast. Sigh, I'm so boring.
Vertiginous Member
Personally, I think ETS is going to subconsciously be associated with @icklekitty 's attempted cinema spitroasting until the next crash/relaunch.
Active Member
Well, at least it's not how I fisted my boyfriend up to the elbows like the last one.
Active Member
I think it's safe to say that most of us ETSers like sex. Some of us LOVE sex and some of us could do without it. Some of us get it all the time and some of us bitch about not getting it as often as we would like, including me. Some of us like our sex vanilla and some of us like our sex chocolate. I have no idea what I was trying to say in that last sentence but sex is sex and excuse me while I go off to hump a pole or something....
Trollhunter
Some of us can't remember what it was like. Hooray self esteem!
just a small town doggo
Urgh... I always feel so awkward when the person I'm having sex with asks me to sit on their face. I do it, because I know he gets off on it, but I feel like I'm squishing the poor dude and thus can't enjoy it. Worst.
she/her/hers
if you can let go of that feeling, it would probably help, but i'm sure it's hard to do.
i love it when someone sits on my face, personally, and if they're into rimming, i would happily sit on their face.
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If it's too much/you need to move off, believe me, they'll tell you. I am all for being a human chair in that respect and if I'm having trouble breathing or what have you, I know to say something. As long as there's that communication, you can really just let go and it'll be fine.
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