The Fucking Thread

[Charmingly Miserable]

You guys, I'm still having amazing sex.

[Sarah K]

The day after I hit my year mark, I will be sucking all the dicks for like a month.

[The_Prowler]

The day after I hit my year mark, I will be sucking all the dicks for like a month.

Well... hi, there

[botley]

Sure. In theory, it'd be far less complicated and difficult these days to just hook up online for casual sex, as long as you're careful. But I suppose people also sometimes crave the association of relationships (along with all their drama)... assigning some kind of external purpose to The Act. I found it quite hard to not get fixated on the people I screwed around with, when I was doing the casual thing, perhaps due to social conditioning from all my prior dating experiences. But not fucking anyone at all led to a somewhat different kind of angst. Not "jeez, I'd rather be flat broke from being on the hook to persons X & Y than have my dick shrivel up further", that's not my kind of poison.

[playwithfire]

You know, I don't especially like having someone cum (don't like that word, either) inside me. It's fun every now and then, but honestly I'm glad condoms factor into my birth control (in other news my pill ran out, yaaay, ugh)

[eversonpoe]

You know, I don't especially like having someone cum (don't like that word, either) inside me. It's fun every now and then, but honestly I'm glad condoms factor into my birth control (in other news my pill ran out, yaaay, ugh)

sarah doesn't care either way, she always says, while she's in the bathroom stuffing a tissue into her undies with a goofy look on her face. i personally love it because we almost always come at the same time, and it makes it feel that much more intimate and connected. i also feel really foul coming ON someone, like i'm doing something dominant and bestial, and i don't like that feeling. but that's just me.

also, it's been three weeks. other than our honeymoon at the beginning of february, the only times we've had sex at all this year have been on weekends. and other than our honeymoon, we've only had sex about 5 or 6 times since the beginning of the year. that's...not enough. at all. and i know it's a symptom of how much she hates her job and the fact that it's basically ruining her life, but i wish she could work up the will to make love a bit more often because she is SO HAPPY when we do. i feel like if she comes home from work in a terrible mood and manages to get in the mood for fooling around, she'll end up feeling so much better instead, but it never seems to happen that way.

[Jon]

sarah doesn't care either way, she always says, while she's in the bathroom stuffing a tissue into her undies with a goofy look on her face. i personally love it because we almost always come at the same time, and it makes it feel that much more intimate and connected. i also feel really foul coming ON someone, like i'm doing something dominant and bestial, and i don't like that feeling. but that's just me.

also, it's been three weeks. other than our honeymoon at the beginning of february, the only times we've had sex at all this year have been on weekends. and other than our honeymoon, we've only had sex about 5 or 6 times since the beginning of the year. that's...not enough. at all. and i know it's a symptom of how much she hates her job and the fact that it's basically ruining her life, but i wish she could work up the will to make love a bit more often because she is SO HAPPY when we do. i feel like if she comes home from work in a terrible mood and manages to get in the mood for fooling around, she'll end up feeling so much better instead, but it never seems to happen that way.

Hahaha, now I know I'm not the only one that gets "that" look.

Serious question: would you still feel foul if you rubbed your penis against their clit until ejaculation? You might be missing out

[eversonpoe]

Hahaha, now I know I'm not the only one that gets "that" look.

Serious question: would you still feel foul if you rubbed your penis against their clit until ejaculation? You might be missing out

probably not, but she tends to prefer positions where we're both facing the same direction, which means i'm usually behind her in one way or another, so if i did that, it would end up all over the bed haha

[playwithfire]

I usually don't want someone to cum ON me either, though I enjoy both occasionally. But I've always used condoms most of the time and I've gotten used to not having to deal with like... Another person's fluids dripping out of my body/as much of a cleanup. And I like it that way. Sometimes it's awesome, but usually I'd rather not. Which I guess is funny, since I think it's a common part of "hetero" sex.

[Charmingly Miserable]

Although it doesn't happen all the time, I don't mind when my man comes on me. Yes, it feels a bit dirty but then again, I'm a badass dirty bitch in bed.

I want this! I read good reviews on it. Does anyone have it?

[playwithfire]

Well, I think it feels dirty literally from a "there is stuff on me" perspective. I have 0 feels about the social connotations of it, though I'm pro-"straight" dudes getting more stuff on/in them more often.

[Dra508]

Sometimes it's awesome, but usually I'd rather not. Which I guess is funny, since I think it's a common part of "hetero" sex.

Is it? Or is that just a p0rn thing?

A while back I would have never said this, but having all those juices on me is a huge turn on. I think mostly because mentally, I'm finally in a place where I'm turned on by him being turned on. Big circle.

[playwithfire]

I just mean like, a guy coming inside or on a woman*, if no condom is in the picture. It's just funny how I, as a someone who uses condoms heavily, have gotten used to that lack of cleanup re: having cum inside me, and because I experienced it so late (last May, while I was on the pill and had an IUD simultaneously is the first time I was ever comfortable with doing it) means I was just like "This is entertaining for a few seconds and then it's a mess." and decided I liked generally forgoing it.

*I don't know how to talk about sex and gender without feeling the need to throw in asterisks and quotes everywhere these days.

[Dra508]

I just mean like, a guy coming inside or on a woman*, if no condom is in the picture. It's just funny how I, as a someone who uses condoms heavily, have gotten used to that lack of cleanup re: having cum inside me, and because I experienced it so late (last May, while I was on the pill and had an IUD simultaneously is the first time I was ever comfortable with doing it) means I was just like "This is entertaining for a few seconds and then it's a mess." and decided I liked generally forgoing it.

*I don't know how to talk about sex and gender without feeling the need to throw in asterisks and quotes everywhere these days.

I can totally see how you could get used to one way or other. Having been barrier free, I'm used to it.

Same thing with using asterisks. :P

[The_Prowler]

I've never actually blown my load onto another person. That may change in the next few weeks, but as of right now I've never had that experience. And I've only ever orgasmed inside a girl's mouth once.

[allegro]

I can totally see how you could get used to one way or other. Having been barrier free, I'm used to it.

Same thing with using asterisks. :P

Yeah married sex generally means wet spot and various forms of cleanup.

[Charmingly Miserable]

Is it? Or is that just a p0rn thing?

Funny you should say that because my man wants to come on me "money shot porn style" - my head cocked back, my mouth wide open, tongue out while he ejaculates all over my face. I'm sure they do that in porn, amirite?

[Sarah K]

Facials. <3 I'm a big fan of seeing it, for whatever reason.

[eversonpoe]

Facials. <3 I'm a big fan of seeing it, for whatever reason.

i hate seeing it! i'm like "OMG NO YOUR EYES!!!" and it just ruins the moment for me. anywhere else in porn is fine.

[playwithfire]

I like this piece about facials: http://luxnightmare.tumblr.com/post/...ise-on-facials I have no interest in receiving one, though. Tits/external pussy (this is excellent, you can use the cum as lube and rub your clit!)/etc are great on occasion.

I have no interest in adjusting to cum dripping out of me. I like it as a rare novelty and am super pro a physical expression of pleasure, but yeah, yay using condoms.

I think being queer factors into some of my feels about this, too. Females as a receptive partner, sigh, etc.

[Dra508]

Yeah married sex generally means wet spot and various forms of cleanup.

I HAD married sex.

[The_Prowler]

In relation to post sex cleanup and wet spots, I prefer to have an easily washable comforter on the bed and do it on top of that so there's no wet spot on the actual sheets that winds up being the subject of disagreement on who has to sleep on it.

[bethylfan]

Wow, I've barely posted but I love this place already.

I'd get banned on the other boards I post on for this stuff. ALL HAIL ETS

[DigitalChaos]

Wow, I've barely posted but I love this place already.

I'd get banned on the other boards I post on for this stuff. ALL HAIL ETS

wtf? are you frequenting the Westborough Church forums or something?

[DigitalChaos]

The day after I hit my year mark, I will be sucking all the dicks for like a month.

As I read this, all I could think of is the refrain from this song:

[Dra508]

In relation to post sex cleanup and wet spots, I prefer to have an easily washable comforter on the bed and do it on top of that so there's no wet spot on the actual sheets that winds up being the subject of disagreement on who has to sleep on it.

I'm an environmental nightmare because I wash my sheets if there is even one spot. Like just now.

[The_Prowler]

I'm an environmental nightmare because I was my sheets if there is even one spot. Like just now.

Don't worry, I have an obsession with being clean, too. I go through clothes and sheets like nobody's business because I wash them so often.
And I prefer to shower before getting nasty, which really makes things interesting because I always feel the need for another one afterward. Especially if it gets pretty heated and intense...

[playwithfire]

Don't worry, I have an obsession with being clean, too. I go through clothes and sheets like nobody's business because I wash them so often.
And I prefer to shower before getting nasty, which really makes things interesting because I always feel the need for another one afterward. Especially if it gets pretty heated and intense...

<3 That feel.

[Lunatica]

I had a guy ones that did a spiderman on my whole bedroom it was aweful. I keep a clean everything cuz you don't want to get that UTI it's the worst totally, I'm so drunk on margaritas right now guys, somebody hug me sexily.

[allegro]

I had a guy ones that did a spiderman on my whole bedroom it was aweful. I keep a clean everything cuz you don't want to get that UTI it's the worst totally, I'm so drunk on margaritas right now guys, somebody hug me sexily.

HAHAHAHAAAA come here, beebee, I will hug you ...