Woah, my van was a'rockin' last night. Felt like a teenager!
Thursday can't get here fast enough.
My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
Karaoke last night, then home for a vigorous session. That's how you end a weekend!
Doggy-style with my current fuck buddy is a fucking (ha-ha) revelation. Seriously. It's the answer to all of life's problems.
Double post because fucking. With the back seats out of my van, it's actually pretty comfy back there! Feel like it needs some shag carpet and a disco ball, though... It's certainly going to need a carpet shampoo if this keeps happening!
Also, Dethklok is surprisingly good to bang to.
Phone sex is way underrated.
Sometimes I miss sex, but I really don't like people so that creates quite a conundrum. So I just masturbate a lot.
Can anyone recommend an online store where I can buy single non-latex condoms? I'm hoping to buy an assortment and see what works. I have a sensitivity to latex, and my boyfriend is dealing with sensitivity/numbness related to MS.
Webcam-masturbating over skype is a surprisingly hot and satisfying way to deal with distance.
www.amazon.com they have a surprising arsenal of sex related goodies and your search/purchasing history will not affect the recommendations on your home page.
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just saw this on reddit and i thought it'd be interesting to hear you guys opinion on this.
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My nipples and my bum hurt so much today. Fucking subspace.
Dear ETS, I had butt sex last night and thought you should know.
You went with the paper bag option, or was it someone else?