I mean if you guys paid attention you would know I obviously hate women. Also @Swykk has a weird tony and sarah fetish and it's a little weird and obsessive.
I mean if you guys paid attention you would know I obviously hate women. Also @Swykk has a weird tony and sarah fetish and it's a little weird and obsessive.
Nah. More like a decent memory and a delightful sense of humor.
Nothing like being passive aggressiveness over some shit that happened a year ago.
Grow up.
Again, a joke. Much like Ryan's. Chillax. Your profile picture is Tony. It was a perfect joke. I stand by my acclaim of it.
Ugh, this is getting too close to home.
Me: *gets all excited about sex*
Other person in the room: *starts gets angry*
[sex exits stage left]
Angry sex is usually good sex, though!
I have no banging updates currently but feel like I should helpfully say something here because of the above shenanigans so -- a lady I can't figure out if there's chemistry with (I think I dig her but don't know if it's mutual) or not invited me to a play party (this is not a clear indication of interest) on Friday when we were hanging out last night but I had conflicting plans? *shrug*
Lol. You are definitely not prepared for me.
But I would totally direct a sex tape between you and Ryan. I feel like I could provide lots of valuable input and art direction.
I couldn't decide where to post this, so I settled on here, mainly because I think it would get a better discussion here (and it didn't "piss me off").
Why I couldn't be a parent--Last night during a packed IMAX Deadpool screening, I found myself seated next to a 12-14 year old boy. His mom was next to him.
This is a movie that's pillar to post graphic violence, language, sex talk, also featuring sex scenes.
There's ONE scene where they go to a strip club and there are three topless ladies shaking it and this mother makes this poor kid cover his eyes!
I felt so bad for him. I wanted to lean over and pull his hood down so he could see and say, "Kid, those are boobs. They're pretty great. Hopefully, you'll see some up close in the next 4 years."
This is a parent who took her son to THIS movie and you're censoring boobs? THAT'S a bridge too far?! Really?!!
Then again, I was the guy that showed "Deep Rising" to a 4 year old (he loved it)...
Were any of your parents weird like this? Were you sheltered?
Last edited by Swykk; 02-12-2016 at 09:06 AM.
my mom would try, but with little success. my grandma didn't censor anything from me, and i spent alot of time with her as a child while my hypocrite mom was out partying.
valentine's day ride tomorrow!!!!!!!! i've been waiting for daaaaaaaaays.
my man is getting so much ass, it's not even funny. i won't sit / shit right for a week.
Maybe the making him look away was a joke? makes me wonder if the movie was mom coming along because the son wanted to see it or if the mom truly wanted to see it
My parents never limited or censored movies and since we only had one tv in the house we watched whatever dad watched. So 3rd grade me saw a lot of war movies and Stephen King. When movies did have sex scenes my dad would jokingly ask me to get him a drink or make some popcorn. I would go mainly for the fact that watching a sex scene with parent/s in the room is super awkward.
humor is the best medicine when it comes to sexual content and parents. it gets funnier as everyone ages.
they've fucking seen it all, and by the time you're 30, so have you.
I'm trying to make a thing happen with someone and so far failing miserably. If this was another situation I'd just be like "Hey, I like you. I'm getting signals that you seem interested in me. Are you?" at them, but for some very legit reasons (probably the first thing you'd guess) I can't do that with them. I super can't. I'm hinting as heavily as I can, I think. We're in the same place for one more night. FFFffffff. Ugh.
I remember seeing Titanic and wondering "Why isn't my mom covering my eyes right now?" Hahaha! Very relaxed parenting. My mom also brought me to see The 6th Sense and my friend's mom was SHOCKED that she was taking me to that movie- my mom's reaction was "Well, she asked to see it, if she gets scared, she gets scared." (I did not get that scared.) My dad would have a rule or no more than an hour on the computer but after 12 or so, there was no such rule and no such monitoring of my computer...so I definitely looked up a lot of porn (which I have also "grown out of" as @NYRexall said.)
In fucking news, I had a pretty great weekend with wonderful stranger. He was a friend of a friend who had invited me to an art opening. In a very surprising turn of events, I agreed to go out dancing with him to a place that was playing really awesome 70s (and current too now that I remember properly) Brazilian music and well- it's official, this is the second man that has completely won me over by being really good at dancing, holy crap!
(Edit, I say surprising because I was very reluctant to go out without my friend, but she said he was totally cool and the place had good music and it already being midnight, I was feeling pretty tired. I'm glad I took the chance!)
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Current Sex Life:
I need some advice.
My wife is into breast feeding. Meaning she likes it when I drink her milk. We just had a baby a week ago and wants it even more. I feel weird about it now since our daughter feeds from there.
I told her I would be willing to try again once the baby switches to bottles. She feels insecure now and angry that I " took" away her favorite sex thing.
What do I do? I dont want to force myself into doing it for her sake but I want to make her happy.
Fucking baby blues.
from everything i understand about breastfeeding, it would be detrimental and potentially unhealthy to the baby if you partook right now. there's a symbiosis that occurs in breastfeeding where the milk changes according to the baby's needs, and your saliva interacting with the glands could throw off the mix and mess with your baby's immune system. i would be 100% honest with your wife and tell her that it could negatively affect your new child, and that, as much as you want to please her, you don't want to do anything to harm your baby.
Thanks, ill inform her. And ryan, its more of an emotional connection thing than getting off.
That's the key right there: if you're forcing yourself to do something, well, you probably shouldn't actually be doing it. In my relationship at least, satisfaction comes from not only the other person doing something that we find pleasurable, but from knowing that the one doing it is also enjoying it. We've had plenty of things where we've said "let's try it" and one person or the other said "eh, this isn't really working for me". So we shrug it off and find other ways to pleasure each other. There's certainly no lack of them.
If your wife knows that you're not comfortable with something and is still asking you to do it...well, to be honest, that falls in the "not cool" category. I admire and respect that you want to please her, but she needs to respect your comfort zone as well. I can't imagine I'd feel great about my partner doing something to/for me if I knew she wasn't enjoying it.